Tuesday, January 10, 2012

New Comics!: The Bat-Edition (HERE BE SPOILERS!)

Batgirl #4:  OK, this issue isn't perfect.  For one thing, Simone has Barbara get a little too...chatty in her fight with Mirror, particularly given the fact that she should be concentrating on the fight since she keeps talking about how outclassed she is physically.  For another thing, I had some trouble remembering the details of last issue.  Barbara mentions that Mirror stole back the papers she stole from him, but I don't remember why those papers were so important in the first place and I didn't really see how whatever they revealed had anything to do with the plot of this issue.  Moreover, I don't think we've gotten the story of how Mirror got to be as powerful as he is in the first place.  Did he just train extensively like Batman?  Simone seems to have implied that it's more than that, but I don't think she's ever really confirmed the source of his strength either way.  Also, I'm still not really sure that we ever got an explanation on what Mirror's mirrors do (and how they do it).  In previous issues, he seemed to have an almost super-natural ability to show people their worst fears through his mirrors, but Simone never really explained how he did that.  If he doesn't have super-natural powers and he's just basically showing people their reflections, isn't that a little goofy?  I mean, wouldn't Babs kind of laugh, like, "Oh, no, you're reminding me I forgot to use conditioner today.  SCARY!"

But, despite these flaws, it's still a good issue.  Of all the "New 52!" authors, Simone has done the best job of teasing the differences between the new Barbara and the previous one without crossing into annoying or frustrating territory.  We learn here that she had some sort of experimental treatment in South Africa to regain the use of her legs, but Simone clearly isn't going to rush that story.  But, we also get Barbara's mother appearing on her doorstep, promising a clarification of her relationship with Commissioner Gordon, who alternated between her father and her uncle in the DCU.  Also, she mentions her brother here, and it took me a moment to realize that we don't know if James, Jr. is the psychopath he was in Scott Snyder's run on "Detective Comics."  Beyond just exploring the differences between previous Barbara and new Barbara, Simone also underlines the differences between Batgirl and the various Batboys.  In both this issue and issue #1, Barbara actually talks to the people she saves, showing interest in them beyond simply ensuring they don't become a crime statistic, something the boys aren't so great at doing.  In other words, Simone continues to write a character about whom I want to learn more each month.  Even if I feel like she could spend some more time focusing on the story at hand, her work on Barbara as a character is top notch and worth my $2.99 each month.  (I can't wait to see Babs' appearance in "Nightwing!") 

Batman #4:  Just to warn you, this review is going to be another one where I rave about Scott Snyder and Greg Capullo.

Beginning now, I'm going to lobby Congress to pass a law to force Snyder and Capullo to work on "Batman" forever.  It might involve risky life-extending procedures in a few decades, but I don't care.

First, Capullo.  Amazing.  I've mentioned before how magnetic Capullo makes Bruce look, something that goes a long way to explaining why people -- from hot girls to potential investors -- are drawn to him.  But, Capullo doesn't just draw a good pin-up boy.  He's also an incredibly gifted visual storyteller.  Whether it's the quiet conversation in the Batcave between Bruce and Dick or Bats escaping the exploding apartment, Capullo has a great sense of movement, propelling you through the story at the pace he sets.  It's seriously impressive.

Now, Snyder.  One of the aspects of this run I've enjoyed the most is that Snyder has really spent time on Bruce and Dick's relationship.  Dick has played an important role throughout this arc in trying to calm Bruce's obsessions.  We see it more directly here, with Dick explicitly telling Bruce that everyone is concerned that he's too emotionally invested in the case.  Part of what I like about Snyder's handling of their relationship is that he's made Bruce a little less distant and Dick a little less emotional.  A lot of authors have played up the tension in their relationship too much, but Snyder strikes, to me, a much more reasonable balance.  Dick clearly wants Bruce to listen to him, but he's not fighting for him to love and respect him (as other authors have often portrayed him as doing), because he knows Bruce does.  We see him seek approval, but he still combined it with a keen insight into Bruce and a great sense of humor.  (I loved him talking about the end of the world being nigh because Bruce is resting.)  Conversely, Bruce doesn't totally blow off Dick here as an annoying apprentice (as so many authors typically have him do), but actually takes the time to explain his reasoning to Dick.  It's just such a more enjoyable and realistic dynamic, the type I've always wanted to see and have been frustrated by not seeing, and I love that Snyder gives it to us.

Now, let's talk about the Court of Owls.  Love it.  First, Bruce's extended reminiscence addresses something anyone reading this series since the reboot has to have been thinking, that the Court of Owls might have been behind Bruce's parents' death.  Snyder is setting up this story in such a way that, if it turns out it was (which I don't think he's going to do), I'd still buy it and not feel like it was ret-con-y.  Talk about impressive.  Snyder has just done great work in showing how the Court spreads through all aspects of Bruce's life, creating an organization that might actually be equal to Bruce.  Moreover, Snyder explains what, to this point, had been the one plot hole, to my mind:  Bruce's dismissal of the idea that the Court of Owls existed.  Now, we know he dismisses it not just because he thinks it's a fairy tale but because, in typical Bruce fashion, he's already extensively researched it.  As such, Snyder raises the question:  if it exists, how has the Court of Owls managed to escape Bruce's attention, or, if it doesn't exist, why has someone gone to a lot of trouble to make it look like it does?  Snyder still hasn't answered that question, and he's such an amazing writer that I'm glad he hasn't.  Whereas I'd probably want to through a chair through a window in frustration at this point if Tony Daniel were writing this story, Snyder leaves these questions unanswered in a way that strikes to the heart of who Bruce is.  I'm pretty sure Bruce is going to be right about the Court of Owls, but Snyder leaves open the door that it could be possible that he's wrong.  If the Court does exist, what has it been doing and how has it avoided Bruce's attention?  Did it target Bruce's parents?  Why did it decided now that it wanted Bruce dead?  If it doesn't exist, who's going through all the trouble to make it look like it does?  Plus, if the Court of Owls does or doesn't exist, we still don't know who the people in the masks are.  Lincoln March?

Needless to say, I can't wait for next issue. 

Batman and Robin #4:  Tomasi really delivers a great issue here.  First, he really sells the "Oh, no, Batman and Robin are trapped!" scenario.  I think I rolled my eyes when we ended last issue with Bruce and Damian held captive in the drive-in movie theater.  But, Tomasi uses the device as a way to have Nobody remind Bruce of the consequences of his "no-kill" policy, showing images of the various super-villains he's faced over the years and the death and destruction they've caused.  The scenario is believable (in terms of Nobody just not killing Batman and Robin) because Nobody isn't simply a villain.  Tomasi is doing a great job of slowly revealing Nobody's motives in a way that really adds some tension to the book.  Second, Tomasi also, finally, gives us a more nuanced view of the Bruce/Damian relationship here.  Alfred, as usual, serves as the vehicle for reminding Bruce that he owes Damian something, particularly given the fact that Damian is scared after realizing that Bruce isn't immortal after seeing Nobody defeat him.  The last few issues have been pretty heavy handed in terms of Bruce as grim father and Damian as misunderstood child, going almost into Frank Miller territory.  Here, Tomasi takes down part of that wall.  Bruce questions whether he's taking the right approach with Damian (mostly thanks to Gleason's talent at conveying emotions) and Damian wonders whether Bruce is the right fit for him.  I really liked Tomasi's work on the original title, and I've been a bit disappointed with the first three issues of the rebooted one.  This one, though, rights a lot of the wrongs I worried Tomasi was committing, and I'm now excited to see where he goes with Nobody.

Batwoman #4:  Every time I pick up this series to read the latest issue, I think, "Maybe I'll drop this one."  Then, I read it, and I forget how damn good of a series is it.  Williams and Blackman do a lot of interesting stuff in this issue.  First, the contrast between Flamebird fighting the clawed freak and Kate getting busy with Detective Sawyer was really well done.  At some point, when Kate discovers what happened to Flamebird, she's going to realize it happened while she was with Sawyer.  As such, Williams and Blackman are setting up a serious crisis of conscience, the same sort that eventually led Bruce Wayne to abandon the idea of having a normal life, because he felt the need to contanstly be fighting the good fight.  It'll be interesting to see where Kate stands on that idea when she emerges on the other side of the crisis.  Williams and Blackman also do some sork to distinguish Kate from Bruce, showing her working with the DCnU's version of Marvel's Night Nurse, one, however, who only works with super-villians.  They use it to show how Kate is willing to be more morally compromised than Bruce in her pursuit of getting the job done.

I've been mostly annoyed by the D.E.O. sub-plot that we've seen over the last few issues, but the authors do some good work with it here.  Having Agent Chase pretend to be a nurse to get a dying Flamebird to give her Kate's name shows just how sleazy she really is.  Williams and Blackman are making it clear that we're not dealing with the good guys in terms of the D.E.O., a conclusion you could've probably drawn given the fact that it's director is a guy with a skull for a head.  In fact, the only downside of this issue is that I'm not entirely sure where we are with the case Kate is following, the Weeping Woman.  Are we supposed to believe that the mom of the kids who died in the boathouse is the ghost?  If I have my timeline right, the Weeping Woman appeared before those kids died, and she committed suicide after the kids died, so I don't see how that could be the case.  But, I'll guess we'll see.  At any rate, it's a pretty minor complaint, given how well the authors handle the rest of the issue.

Nightwing #4:  Yay, Babs!  As Dick himself mentions, I wasn't super thrilled with the way he and Babs left matters at the end of "Batgirl" #3 (despite how well scripted it was by Simone), so it's nice to see them come to an understanding in this issue.  Moroever, with Raya clarifying that she and Dick just have a temporary thing going, it's pretty clear that Higgins wants us to know that Barbara isn't going to fade quietly into the background, though that he and Simone aren't exactly going to rush them into bed together.  Given their playful discussions about Raya, it's pretty clear that the two of them aren't really as firmly in the "friend" category as they're pretending to be.  Raya's introduction into Dick's life felt kind of arbitrary to me, like Higgins was trying to ignore Dick's past with Barbara, while, at the same time, Simone was addressing it more directly in "Batgirl."  This issue goes a long way to correcting that impression, and I'm happier for it.  I'm intrigued by Raya's decision not to knock on Dick's door after Barbara tells Raya that Dick cares for her.  It could be Higgins' way of stressing that Raya isn't really looking for something long term (or she was spooked that Dick "likes" her), or it could be something else entirely.  (Guilt?  Is she involved in the conspiracy?  Or, did she realize she's not going to compete with Babs?)  Speaking of the conspiracy, we don't really get any more details on it here.  Dick finds a journal with his name in it, but we still don't know what his connection is to the other targets or why Saiko's employers think he's the "fiercest killer in Gotham."  It's probably time for Higgins to address the issue more directly.  But, I enjoyed this issue more than I have previous ones, so hopefully it means Higgins is starting to hit his stride.

Red Hood and the Outlaws #4:  OK, this issue is a little more straightforward than the last one.  First, we finally learn a little more about the whole Untitled plot.  Given that the Untitled/Hot-Cop didn't know that one of the Untitled invaded the All-Caste citadel, it's pretty clear that whichever Untitled did so is working on his/her own, for reasons we still don't know.  I'm not entirely sure why s/he would have left a clue sending Jason et al. to Colorado, particularly given that one of his/her kind was located there, but I'm assuming Lobdell will address that at some point.  At the very least, we're starting to get somewhere with this plot.  (Though, I don't buy that Jason would've made such a rookie mistake as narrating his purpose for being in Colorado to Hot Cop, since it was him telling her that he was looking for the Untitled that got him into trouble.)  Second, we get a new plot, which I might like even more.  Although the extended expository narration we got from Crux was annoying, I kind of like his schtick, the guy so hell-bent on getting revenge on the aliens who murdered his parents that he transformed himself into a "living weapon."  I like that Lobdell distracts us with his powerful bulk, but then has him use his smarts, rather than brawn, to take down Starfire.  (Given that Starfire uttered Dick's name when she was injured, I'm wondering how long it's going to be before we see him in this title.)  At any rate, I feel like Lobdell righted the ship here a bit, after we got all drifty last issue.  Rocafort's art (particularly his dreamy Jason) pretty much makes this book for me, but it would be nice if Lobdell started giving us some more consistently enjoyable stories like we saw in issue #1.  This one came close to it.

Nova #31: "Most Wanted"

*** (three of five stars)

Summary
Shortly after the events of "Secret Invasion," Project P.E.G.A.S.U.S. threw a welcome barbecue for Nova Corps.  (I know, right?  How much would you want to be there?)  At it, Darkhawk expressed his insecurity about always being second rate (something we saw him do previously in "Nova" #19) as opposed to Rich, who was a recognized hero.  Rich assures him that he played a large part in beating back the Skrulls and reminds him that being a hero has crappy moments, warning him, "be careful what you wish for."  In the present, Nova is pursuing Darkhawk, as a result of the "WANTED!" psychic message sent by Gladiator last issue, on the Outworld Shard, a planet that is "entering the terminal phase of its collapse into the Fault."  Earlier, while the new Nova Corps recruits -- divided into Millennians and Corpsman, based on length of service -- start training under Philo, Rich insisted to Worldmind that Darkhawk wasn't a killer.  In the present, Darkhwak and Rich talk, with Darkhawk insisting no one will believe him that he didn't kill Lilandra and Rich reminding him they're friends and he can trust him.  At that moment, they're attacked by "a huge xeno-cellular bloom" that emerged from the Fault.  Also, Worldmind realizes that a group of Kree archeologists that she previously thought evacuated the Outworld Shard didn't.  (Space archeologists get themselves into a lot of trouble.  If you don't believe me, see "Nova" #16.)  Chris and Rich flee the bloom to save the archeologists, evacuating all but the lead scientist, who's in the catacombs of some temple-looking complex and touches a green gem that looks shockingly like Darkhawk's.  Nova gets separated from Chris and searches for him, only to be attacked by "Darkhawk," who's mysteriously wearing a green gem, not his usual red one.  When the red-wearing Darkhawk approaches a stunned Nova, Rich attacks him, screaming at him for shooting him.  At that point, Chris reveals the truth about the Fraternity of Raptors, who really killed Lilandra.  Before Nova can fully process the information, they're both attacked by the green-gemed Darkhawk, just as the Outworld Spark disintegrates.

The Review
OK, so, this story picks up the thread about the Fraternity of Raptors from "War of Kings."  I don't have too much to say about the issue, because it only just introduces the issue with the Fraternity at the end of the book.

The Good
I thought the training session with Philo was great.  This issue was everything I want this series to be, as a mentioned in my last review:  Nova gets to go on solo adventures, while the trainee Corpsmen inject some fun and hijinx into issues and give the series the sense of being a team book without sacrificing the focus on Rich.

The Unknown
On some level, I feel like Darkhawk's fear that no one will believe him that he killed Lilandra is a little overblown.  I mean, it wasn't long before a second Darkhawk was attacking him and Rich, so you figure that other people are also going to realize pretty soon that more than one Darkhawk exists.  But, I'm not yet counting this part as a bad, because I think DnA are using it mostly as a device to show how isolated and scared Chris feels, particularly given the tone of the first few pages of the story.  So, we'll see how it develops.  At this point I'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt.

Monday, January 9, 2012

Amazing Spider-Man Presents: Black Cat #1-#4

*** (three of five stars)

Summary
Felicia steals some rings from a jewelry store and, in the process, encounters Spidey.  After a little "special hugging" in an abandoned hotel, Spidey returns all the rings, except the one Felicia hid, which she brings to her fence, Ernst.  He identifies it as Russian, which piques Felicia's interest, since Peter had mentioned during their romp that he's been having nightmares in Russian.  Ernst mentions the Imperial Fabergé Collection is coming to a local museum and asks Felicia if she wants a job; she declines and takes the ring with her while Ernst searches for a buyer.  In a flashback, Kraven's wife, Sasha, talks with a young man named Vasili, whose family were housekeepers to Sasha's family.  She shows a ledger he carries with him to her daughter Ana, commenting how it contains a listing of the family's treasures that were stolen by the Bolsheviks.  Back in the present, a copy-cat robber is making Felicia look bad.  She consults with her information broker, Byron, who informs her that the items the thief stole came from the collection of treasures of the former nobility that Stalin sold.  Felicia realizes someone is using these crimes as a way to get her to reveal herself and she (correctly) figures the thief will next strike at the Fabergé display.  Felicia intercepts the thief and "destroys" the egg he was trying to steal.  Spidey interrupts her as she pursues the thief because he thinks she stole the egg.  Furious at him, she tells him they're over. She returns to the museum the next day to retrieve the egg she "destroyed" and brings it to Ernst.  However, she finds Ernst dead and his phone ringing; the voice on the phone asks when the last time she "looked in on" her mother was.  Felicia races to her mother's only to discover that Vasili has been there first.  She calls the phone left for her and he informs her that she has seven days to steal a tiara in Bucharest.  Byron discovers that the tiara and all the previously stolen items are connected to the Kravinoffs, confirming Felicia's suspicion this affair has something to do with Spidey.  Meanwhile, Vasili shows Ana his latest trophy and, although she is pleased, she warns him that "initiative is only for alphas."

Felicia steals the tiara and leaves it at the appointed place and then follows Vasili after he picks up the item.  She has some heart-to-heart time on the phone with her kidnapped mother while she tracks Vasili to the storage locker where he's keeping his treasures.  Using her mother as messenger, she reveals to Vasili that she's at the locker and knows he still needs a sword.  Vasili returns to the locker and agrees to help Felicia get the sword, while one of Felicia's crew tracks where he's keeping Felicia's mother (the Kravinoff estate in upstate New York).  While Felicia and her crew are preparing for the theft, she gets a call from Vasili, who's angry her mother was attracting attention by singing to calm her nerves.  The call makes Felicia realizes that the Kravinoffs don't know he has someone in his quarters.  Later, Felicia and Vasili empty the contents of his storage locker, including a crate containing Felicia, into a moving van.  Vasili brings the van to the museum where the sword is located and drops off the crate as a delivery (using forged authorization papers created by Felicia's crew); he then directs the van to wait at a nearby park.  Felicia exits the crate and steals the sword, but stalls while her crew, who were posing as the movers, "mistakenly" drive the van to the Kravinoff estate.  Chaos ensues at the unexpected delivery; meanwhile, Vasili double-crosses Felicia when she appears with the sword, locking her in the trunk of his car with the sword.  However, when he presents the sword and Felicia to Sasha at the estate, it's revealed the treasures have been switched with fakes, as has Felicia, who's being portrayed Tami, one of her crew.  Felicia frees her mom from the explosives while Tami and the "movers" distract the Kravinoffs.  She rigs the explosive set on her mom onto a glass gazebo, and Tami "accidentally" detonates the explosives when Vasili threatens her with the detonator.  Sasha drags Vasili with her to see what's happening while "the movers" pack up the crates and leaves with Tami.  Felicia reveals to Sasha that Vasili was in love with Ana, but decides not to let Sasha kill him.  They fight long enough for Vasili to escape and then Felicia leaves.  Felicia regroups with the crew and her mom (who hid in a crate that the "movers" packed into the van) to make sure everyone is OK, but departs to try to find Spidey and warn him about the Kravinoffs.  She fails to find him, but moves her mom into a new house and gives her a new identity.  She sees Spidey weeks later, and he tells her about the events of "Grim Hunt" and she explains why she had to lie to him to keep him safe.  She offers him Sasha's wedding ring, which she stole, and he asks her to keep it for him.  Later, Ana tracks down and kills Vasili and Cat is seen back in action, this time stealing Cap's shield, seemingly on his behalf.

The Review
This series is OK.  It was actually pretty fun to read, and the twists-and-turns were exciting and interesting...until you started thinking about them too much, which is when they sort of unraveled.  I'm not sure if Van Meter really pulls off the reveals the way we needed to buy all the surprises he packs in here.  Some twists -- like Tami subbing for the Cat in the trunk of the car or Felicia getting the dogs to trip the floor sensors in the Bucharest museum -- worked really well, because you could draw the logical conclusion of how they happened for yourself.  But, other twists -- like Felicia smuggling the egg from the museum or Vasili deciding to trust Felicia to move his entire collection -- left me wondering how or why they happened.  To be honest, I have the same problem with heist films; I spent most of "Ocean's Twelve" wondering what the hell they were doing.  It plagued the entire series for me, because I often found myself wondering if I had missed something or whey the characters were acting oddly, rather than enjoying the witty banter.  I was inclined to give it a two, but went with the three because it was a mostly enjoyable read, despite its occasional failings of logic.

The Good
1) I've always liked Pulido's work, and he's pretty great here.  His style really works well for the Cat and her actives movements.

2) Van Meter has the Cat's easy-going style down pretty well here.  Both her internal dialogue and her actual conversations are as cheeky and playful as you'd expect them to be. 

3) I loved Felicia's recitation of the security specs in issues #1 and #2.  So professional!

4) I hate Ana Kravinoff, but Van Meter totally gets her here.  I really enjoyed the way she told Vasili at the end that they had nothing against the Cat, because she was doing what she does, stealing.  It's totally a Kravinoff way of seeing the world and makes perfect sense.

The Unknown
I'm not sure how I feel about Felicia getting indignant that Spidey thought she stole the egg.  On one hand, I feel like Van Meter did a good job showing how it makes sense to Felicia, who clearly has a moral code, even if it's one that's not entirely obvious to the outsider.  Moreover, I also get that she carried it so far on purpose, because she was trying to keep Spidey from getting involved with people who might just be using her to get to him.  On the other hand, was it totally unreasonable for Webs to think she stole the egg?  Um, no.  Again, I'm not sure I buy it, but it merited comment, because it does go to the weird not-exactly-villain-but-certainly-not-hero world Felicia inhabits.

The Bad
1) Maybe it's because I'm not a master criminal, but I'm not 100 percent sure how Felicia smuggled the egg from the museum.  It clearly happens on the two-page spread where we see Felicia at the museum the day after the theft, but I can't figure out what happens.  We see the security guard check her bag and her asking where she can get the calendar of lectures, but I don't see her actually doing something.  Did she stash the egg by the desk where the calendars were?  Also, why would the security guard be checking people as they were leaving the museum?  It's not like they have security tags on Fabergé eggs.  I've never been frisked leaving a museum before.  Also, why would the guard let Felicia leave unchecked but not the others?  I'm sure I'm missing something obvious, but I just didn't get it.

2) Having read pretty much every Spider-Man comic over the last few years, I was stunned when I discovered this mini-series is tied into "Grim Hunt."  For a variety of reasons, I wound up reading this arc after "Grim Hunt," and I'm surprised that I never saw the prologue that we see here in any other book.  It's actually not insignificant, showing Madame Web's efforts to warn Peter that "The Gauntlet" is a coordinated series of attacks on him.  (I, of course, have issues with "The Gauntlet," but I think those are well-documented.)

3) Pet Peeve #2:  The introduction page in issue #2 is insane.  First, it's a phone that rings, not a walky-talky.  Second, we don't really know the Kravinoffs are after their treasures; we just (at least until this page) assume it.  Moreover, the introduction page in issue #3 hints at Vasili's romantic interest in Ana, something not made clear until later that issue.

4) Why did Vasili load all his treasures into the van?  I'm still not sure if it was because he wanted to deliver the entire to collection to Sasha on the "important day" or if the Cat convinced him to do it?  If it's the latter, how exactly did she convince him to box up his entire collection and trust it to a moving company he had never used?  I get that he's not a master criminal, but, seriously, a moving company recommended by the woman you're blackmailing to steal for you?  Really?  He can't be a total rube, since he did pull off robberies for five years before he had to call in the Cat for help.  This point probably shouldn't have been left that unclear.

5) Along those lines, why did Vasili never hang up the phone with the Cat after he finished speaking?  You'd think he'd know her mother would pass her information.  I mean, I get that he's not a professional criminal, but seriously even I would know not to do that.

6) Why was she stealing Cap's shield?  I mean, if it's because he asked her to do so because the charity was keeping it under lock-and-key, won't it be suspicious when he suddenly has possession of it again?

Friday, January 6, 2012

New Comics! (HERE BE SPOILERS!)

Avengers:  The Children's Crusade #8:  OMG, finally, we get a new issue.  Unfortunately -- and I hate to say it -- I'm not entirely sure it was worth the wait.  Heinberg throws some curve balls in this issue that he doesn't totally explain, and I'm not entirely sure he's going to have time to do so with just one issue left.

First, I'm not entirely sure what the portal Billy and Wanda were trying to open was supposed to do.  It seems that it would somehow siphon off the power Doom stole from Wanda, but I'm not entirely sure how it was going to do that.  Also, Ant-Man is the only person who can distract Doom?  I mean, Ant-Man himself notes that he's already got the Avengers and the X-Men attacking him.  Why would Ant-Man need to dive into the battle by himself to distract him?  (The obvious answer is that Heinberg needed a plot device to get Scott to appear dead so that he could get Cassie to attack Doom, but I like to give Heinberg more credit than that.)

Second, when Billy and Wanda do open the portal, it somehow gives Doom MORE power, not less.  How'd that happen?  In fact, all along, Doom seemed to have more power than Wanda did, even before they opened the portal.  Why would that be?  Is it because Doom was more audacious than Wanda?  Again, Heinberg doesn't really explain.

Third, at almost the last minute, Doom seems to imply that he manipulated Wanda into destroying the Avengers and ridding the world of mutants, though we (again) don't get an explanation of how he did so.  Is that why he was "marrying" Wanda, so he could keep her close and continue using her powers by proxy?  Is that going to be the big reveal?  It would get Wanda off the hook for the murders (if Billy's impassioned speech in her defense wasn't enough), but I'm not sure how I feel about it.  One one hand, it's a pretty clever ret-con, because it's totally something Doom would do.  But, for it to work, we'd need to know why Doom didn't really act on the possibilities it brought.  I mean, we didn't really see him DO anything after "Avengers Disassembled" or "House of M."  You'd think, if Doom arranged the destruction of the Avengers and the end of mutants, he'd take advantage of the opening and try to seize power.  Given that he didn't, I'd like to know why, then, he wanted to destory the Avengers and rid the world of mutants.  Again, Heinberg doesn't really answer that question.

In other words, we have a lot of questions we need answered next issue, and I'm thinking one issue isn't going to be enough to answer them.

(I don't mention Cassie here, because I'm pretty sure she doesn't die.  I can't say for sure, because her death could be some sort of cosmic balance to Ant-Man's resurrection.  I will say, though, that the last scene showing the circle of heroes around her was really nicely crafted by Cheung.  I particularly liked Strong Guy putting his hand on Hulkling's shoulder while he hugged Wiccan.  It's a small moment, but it really made the seen all the more touching to me.  Well done, Jim.)

X-Factor #229:  Holy *%&^ing crap, you guys, this issue is amazing.  I mean, David packs SO MUCH into this issue.  First, let's start small.  He uses several minor moments in this issue to remind us that several ongoing sub-plots remain unresolved.  He addresses the ongoing questions about Longshot and Shatterstar's relationship by having Shatterstar refer to Longshot as his "brother," throwing a wrench into the theory that 'Shot was 'Star's father.  He also brings in a version of Rahne's child (a daughter, in this reality) to remind us that Rahne's son is still an unknown variable in "our" reality.  (I really have to give "X-Factor" #214 a re-read.)  Even though these incidents occur in an althernate Universe, so can't be considered canon in "our" reality, David uses them to remind us just how intimate long-time readers of the title are with the characters.  He really makes it a joy to be a fan of this title, because he makes it so exciting to be able to say, "OMG, I know what he's doing here."

Similarly, moving up the scale of importance, he also returns Madrox to his time-traveling shenanigans, bringing in Mr. Tryp and introducing the idea that Madrox is moving between Universes every time a Madrox dies.  It's an interesting device, because it raises all sorts of questions.  Is someone going from reality to reality killing Madroxes?  If not, why are so many Madroxes dying around the same time?  Is Layla involved, given that she arranged for the death of Madrox in the reality we see in this title?  If someone is killing Madroxes (as it seems), why?

Moving up another level, David doesn't just use this issue as a mirror to the normal setting of this title, but uses it to hint at things to come.  He introduces the idea that each of Madrox's dupes has its own power.  Um, wow.  I don't know if David necessarily plans on introducing that when Madrox eventually returns to "our" reality, but just the possibility of it happening is enough to keep the reader hooked.  Moreover, he really sets the stage for Havok to take over the team in a really spectacular way.  David is too great of a writer to simply kill off Madrox.  By hurling him into the multiverse at the same time as Havok needing something to do, David creates a more elegant solution, opening the door to future storylines in much the same way he did in sending off Darwin in a similar fashion.

For all these reasons, David gives us an excellent issue.  But, as usual, David goes beyond just impressing with a carefully constructed plot, delivering his usual combination of humor, suspense, and wit.  I honestly spent most of this issue not knowing where it was going, but enjoying the ride while we got there.  Best...series...in...comics.

Amazing Spider-Man Presents: American Son #1-#4

** (two of five stars)

Favorite Quote:  "When I have time later, I'm going to freak out about this."  -- Spidey, as he contemplates rescuing a pilot from a falling helicopter 

Summary
A hooded figure buys the American Son suit from a guy who stole it from Avengers Tower after the events of "Siege."  Later, American Son helps the police take down a guy with some sort of laser canon who took a bus full of people hostage.  At "Front Line," Norah notes that Norman built the suit for Harry, but agrees with Robbie Robertson when he comments that it seems odd Harry would don the suit and use it to fight crime after Norman lost his power.  Norah tries to interview Harry, but he's not feeling well; it's revealed that he's popping "oxycodone."  MJ calls Peter telling him that Harry has been acting oddly, and Peter agrees to talk to him.  An FBI agent approaches Harry about his connection to American Son, revealing that $300,000 worth of diamonds went missing after American Son prevented an attack on an armored truck.  Harry tells the FBI guy to come back with a warrant, only to continue his bad day by running into Spidey, who tells him he's worried about him.  Harry then serves a mysterious customer who claims to be his brother, Gabriel Stacy, and who shoots Harry.  Before Gabriel can finish off Harry, American Son appears to save him, taking him to the hospital.  In recovery, Harry's visited by the FBI agent again, who apologizes for thinking he was American Son.  Norah, posing as a nurse, appears as Harry decides to leave the hospital, and he takes her with him (despite the FBI and a doctor telling him he's not safe to leave).  They go to the Raft to visit Norman (where Norah notices Harry's "oxycodone" pills as he's going through security).  Harry taunts Norman to reveal that Gabriel is his son; Norah runs the story in "Front Line."  Spidey is searching for Harry and finds him when Aunt May calls Peter to alert him that the FBI has arrived at the F.E.A.S.T. Center, where Harry's volunteering, to "protect" him.  The FBI agent reveals that American Son and Gabriel Stacy are the same person, and he, Harry, and Peter realize Gabriel will go after Harry's friends if he can't find Harry.  On cue, we see American Son nab Norah to "hide" her from Gabriel at one of Norman's former headquarters, only to revert to Gabriel.  Gabriel wrestles with American Son, who reveals he's the good side of Gabriel's personality, and Spidey appears to save Norah.  Harry arrives, but American Son is distracted by the FBI, who attempt to assassinate him.  Spidey saves the FBI agents from American Son while Harry activates the self-destruct switch and uses his command over the suit Norman programmed for him to disable it.  The building burns while Harry instructs the FBI to leave the suit so it, too, can burn.  Later, Norah confronts Harry about his drug use, and he tells her he's in rehab (though we see in a subsequent scene, he's not).  In the end, it's revealed that Norman has had one of his agents retrieve the uniform and send it to Gabriel in the psychiatric ward where he's being held.

The Review
I ended this series with a favorable view of it, given that it was pretty well paced and had a lot of great action sequences.  But, the more I thought about the plot, the more questions I had.  Overall, despite not giving us a lot of background on who Gabriel Stacy is, I thought Reed definitely sold the story.  I mean, it's not THAT hard to sell a crazy Osborn family member story, but Reed gives us a pretty compelling case why Gabriel lost it.  I just wish he hadn't left so many loose ends dangling.

The Good
1) The action is well paced, both in the issues themselves and in the series overall.  Reed builds the tension in the first issue, giving us a pretty damn surprising ending.  The next two issues keep us going at full throttle, and the fourth one is pretty exciting, with the tension between Gabriel and Harry exploding and Spidey just trying to keep everyone alive.

2) I'm glad to see the weird sub-plot involving Aunt May being possessed by Mr. Negative at least being addressed in a positive way, with Harry telling May that her evicting him from her house served as a real wake-up call for him.  That said, I'm still glad that sub-plot was ended, because, man, it was bizarre.

The Bad
1) I wasn't reading comics when the whole "Norman Osborn had twins with Gwen Stacy's clone" storyline happened.  (If I had been, I probably would've stopped there.)  So, although I was aware it had happened, I wasn't really aware of the details.  For example, how come Gabriel appears to be Harry's age, given that only ten or so years in comic time have passed since Gwen died, let alone was cloned, let alone had twins with Norman?  Where has Gabriel been all this time?  He appears here to have been living with Norman when Norman was hiding in Europe, but what happened after Norman left and returned "from the dead?"  I'm sure a trip to Wikipedia will reveal all those details for me, but it's weird that the story itself didn't give some sort of recap.  In fact, the Gwen Stacy clone is never even mentioned.

2) It's not exactly pet peeve #2 but it's odd that Reed gives away the "surprise twist" of the story in the intro to issue #3.  At the end of issue #2, we see Stacy yelling at American Son, but it's not until issue #3 that it's revealed that he's actually just yelling at the uniform, since he is, in fact, American Son.  But, the intro page to issue #3 actually gives us this information.  It's a bad example of "tell rather than show."

3) Avengers Tower was left SO undefended that a guy could just waltz into the building and steal the American Son uniform.  Really?


4) Peter goes to Harry in his Spider-Man costume to tell him he's worried about him, despite knowing that Harry hates Spider-Man AND it making no sense that Spidey would know enough about Harry's life to be worried about him?

5) I'm not entirely sure why American Son was acting like a hero at all.  Stacy had pretty much returned just to kill Harry, as I understand it, to get Norman's attention.  Also, why did he steal the American Son armor in the first place?  Couldn't he have just shot Harry?  Was he trying to impress Norman?  Was it the "good side" of his split personality that drove him to do it, or did the good side just happen to inhabit the stolen armor when the opportunity presented itself?  This question didn't really dawn on me the first time I read the series, but, in retrospect, it seemed like a big gaping hole that Reed failed to address.

Thursday, January 5, 2012

Nova #29-#30: Flashback!

**** (four of five stars)

Favorite Quote:  "Worldmind, I need everything the Novapedia's got on Mindless Ones, stat."  "Anything else?  A back rub, maybe?  Polish your helmet?  Little freakin' busy here, Rider!"  -- Nova and Worldmind, discussing priorities

Summary
Rich takes Fraktur, Irani, and Morrow with him to investigate the Nova Corps patrol cruiser that emerges from the Fault, which Worldmind reveals disappeared 35 years ago.  A mysterious figure on the outside of the cruiser observes the Centurions arriving on the ship.  He also realizes that Worldmind is pulling it toward Nu-Xandar via tractor beam and sends a nano-encoded attack program to distract her.  Inside the cruiser, the Centurions go their own ways to investigate, and panic ensues when Worldmind goes off-line to fight the attack program.  Robbie convinces the other Centurions on Nu-Xandar to stay put, while Rich encounters Zan Philo, a Nova Centurion who reveals he and the ship got lost as a result of a stargate accident.  He informs Nova that he's been fighting crime as he's made his way through the Universe and asks if he could transfer the prisoner he's got on the ship to Nu-Xandar.  The prisoner is the head of the "Black Hole Sons" gang, a group of "neutron slaves" who discovered that the neutron stars they were mining for rare minerals also produced a drug called "krush;" the slaves threw off their masters and became drug runners.  At this point, the rest of the Centurions join the pair at the prisoner's cell, and Worldmind re-appears, informing Richard that Ego has taken advantage of her distraction to re-assert himself.  She also engages in a scan of the ship to see who attacked her, revealing that Fraktur is actually the mysterious figure in disguise.  The figure drops his disguise, revealing himself as Monark Starstalker, a bounty hunter.  Philo and Starstalker argue over the prisoner, who they both claim they have rights to hold.  However, just then, the boss' minions arrive to spring the boss, revealing themselves to be "Mindless Ones."  Nova, the Centurions (now along with Fraktur, who Starstalker had rendered unconscious earlier to steal her identity), and Starstalker fend off the Mindless Ones while Worldmind and the other Centurions fight Ego.  Nova continues to stress that the "neutron slaves" are actually Mindless Ones, informing Philo that they're not just "great big stupid indestructible rockheads," but supernatural "great big stupid indestructible rockheads," something the Nova Corps isn't exactly prepared to handle.  During the fray, Fraktur and Morrow wind up taking out each other, something Philo criticizes them for doing later when they've escaped the Mindless Ones momentarily to catch their breath.  Moreover, the power on the cruiser fades, allowing the boss to escape.  On Nu-Xandar, Robbie and the Centurions transfer the prisoners (including Ravenous and Strontian) to an escape shuttle and use it to flee Ego for the cruiser.  Rich knocks the boss outside the cruiser, and the Mindless Ones follow him.  He asks Worldmind, now ensconced in the cruiser, to open a stargate, and sends them inside Ego, who has completely awoken and demands "retribution."  The Mindless Ones wreck havoc inside Ego, and Philo opens up a bombardment on Ego, "encouraging" him to stargate to a different location.  Starstalker, who learned, when he was wounded by the boss, that he's actually a nanotech construct, decides to stay in this Universe, since he's able to exhibit free will.  Rich offers a job to Philo training the "probies," and Philo accepts.  Suddenly, Kallark projects a psychic notice to the Centurions that the galaxy's most wanted fugivite -- Darkhawk -- is in their vicinity, demanding they apprehend and detain him.

The Review
These issues reminded me a lot of the "Knowhere" arc, which is one of the highest compliments I can pay an arc.  In fact, the only bad thing about these issues was knowing that this title ends at issue #36.  DnA introduce a whole bunch of new elements -- Zan Philo, the Resolute Duty, Monark Starstalker -- that totally set up an awesome new status quo for the title.  Philo was exactly what Richard needed, a capable deputy who could take over training the new recruits so that they didn't have to come with him on every mission.  As such, DnA could focus on giving Richard some solo adventures while at the same time maintaining the fun aspects of a team book.  Moreover, the Resolute Duty seemed set to become the Corps' own Millenium Falcon, a decrepit ship with its own special personality.  Finally, I liked the idea that Starstalker would unexpectedly show up every dozen or so issues to cause some trouble for Nova.  With these new elements, DnA really set up the sort of galactic milieu that have produced the best stories in this title, such as the aforementioned "Knowhere" arc.  Unfortunately, we've only got seven issues left of the title, and four of them are dedicated to "Realm of Kings."  DnA have done an amazing job making the various event tie-in issues matter for this title, so I don't think the "Realm of Kings" issues will suck.  But, it's the solo Nova stories that I've enjoyed the most, so I'm glad we at least got one more before "Realm of Kings" hijacks everything.

The Good
1) OMG, the banter between Nova and Worldmind is just excellent.  I laughed out loud several times in issue #30, with Nova badgering her for help with a stargate and Worldmind reminding him that she was busy fending off an attack by Ego.  I'm glad to see DnA really using the potential that having Worldmind take on Ko-Rel's personality promised.

2) Monark Starstalker is awesome.  DnA have been evoking a "Star Wars" feel lately, and nothing like someone with a last name starting with "Star-" to make you feeling like you're reading a galactic epic.  A little Internet research shows that they revived this character from a story written in the 1970s, which clearly one (if not both) of them loved.  He's an awesome character, the exact type of snarky nemesis/ally combination that the series needed.  Again, although I like what DnA have done with the various cross-over events, I feel like they really excel showing smaller moments with quirky characters, which is why the introduction of Starstalker was so great for me.  I hope we see him again.

3) Did anyone else sing "Black Hole Sun" in their head for most of this issue, or am I really dating myself?

The Bad
The Mindless One angle was really weird.  To be honest, I don't really see why DnA had to make the neutron slaves into Mindless Ones, since it wasn't like them being Mindless Ones had anything to do with the way the plot was resolved.  It just kind of added a layer of confusion that I don't feel like we needed because, unless I missed something, we never get an answer on how the Mindless Ones became neutron slaves in the first place.  It was sort of like the Fraternity of Raptors in "War of Kings," where it's a good idea, but it's a little bit too much of a good thing.

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

New Comics! (HERE BE SPOILERS)

Batman Incorporated:  Leviathan Strikes!:  It's kind of hard to know where to start in reviewing this "issue."  First, it's pretty clear that the two "chapters" of this book were intended to be future issues of "Batman Incorporated," though it's unclear whether Morrison would've intended for them to be the next two sequentially, #9 and #10, or dragged out the mystery of Leviathan a little longer.  At any rate, the DC reboot forced his hand, and we get this issue as an attempt to wrap up loose ends before we get the DCnU version of "Batman Incorporated" at some point in 2012.

The first chapter is actually one of Morrison's better (read:  coherent) stories in the run.  We discover why Batman sent Stephanie Brown to a boarding school in England, learning that the school was churning out brainwashed teenage assassins feverishly loyal to Leviathan.  It strikes a similar theme as the Batwing story in "Batman Incorporated" #5 and the Man of Bats story in "Batman Incorporated" #7, showing how Leviathan isn't all international espionage but reaches into local communities to spread its destabilizing poison.

The second chapter is one of Morrison's traditional (read:  incoherent) stories.  Bruce, Dick, Tim, and Damian are aboard the Leviathan ship, and Bruce is tricked into (allegedly) entering the same room over and over again, confronted by Dr. Netz (aka Dr. Dedalus) each time.  Morrison seems to want us to believe that Netz is somehow altering time to make it happen, with one of the boys warning Bruce not to enter the room given "what happened last time!"  But, it seems more obvious that Bruce's sensation of entering the room repeatedly was due to the mind-eroding gas that Netz used to disorient him.

It's actually this part of the story where Morrison falls into his usual traps, mistaking "confusing" for "interesting."  If you really examine the events in this section, you realize that they're all basically irrelevant to the overall plot.  Netz simply taunts Bruce here, not actually doing anything other than possibly collecting some information from Bruce while he's under the influence of the gas (even though I'm pretty sure Leviathan could've gotten that information on its own).  We do get a variety of Batman Incorporated operatives in danger.  Dark Ranger and Nightrunner are turned into Leviathan drones set against Bruce, Dick, Tim, and Damian and Batwing, Knight, and the Outsiders are seemingly killed by Leviathan agents.  But, does it really matter when we know that, in the DCnU, at the very least Batwing survives?  We also get Bruce having to save the world from Netz's "meta-bombs."  But, did anyone really believe Bruce wasn't going to be able to disable them in time?  At the end of the day, this chapter mostly entails Netz vamping for time, something Bruce himself states, saying, "Netz was misdirection, to waste our resources on the eve of war."  Essentially, I just paid $6.99 for stalling?  Also, why?  Would Netz really willingly give up his life (assuming he did actually die) just for Leviathan to test Batman?  It seems a stretch. 

Speaking of Leviathan, Morrison, as usual, throws us a lot of curve balls along the road to revealing her identity.  For example, he reveals, seemingly, that Kathy Kane is still alive, and throws suspicion on her that she is Leviathan.  (Bruce himself would later mention her as a potential suspect.)  Resurrecting Kathy and making her a bad guy would've been a brilliant Morrison move.  He had cast some intrigue on her in issues #3-#5, implying a more involved back story than we previously understood.  Given that her death is shrouded in a mystery thanks to a variety of reboots (and less definitive than Jason Todd's) it would've been fairly easy to find a reasonable excuse for why she's still alive.  Instead, though, Morrison goes for the more, to me, surprisingly obvious choice of Talia al Ghul.  Is it really all that shocking that Talia al Ghul runs a world-wide terrorist organization given that she, you know, normally runs a world-wide terrorist organization?  I mean, I guess it's a question of Leviathan's intent, something we still don't know, and how it differs from the League of Assassins'.  But, at the end of the day, I just didn't find this reveal to be all that interesting.  It simply sets up yet another "Batman versus [fill in the blank] al Ghul" story.  Will Morrison's take on it be interesting?  Maybe.  Was it worth an entire series?  Probably not.

At this stage, I have to say, Morrison once again gives us a fairly ho-hum reveal when it comes to a super-villian.  I mean, for all the drama of the Black Glove, we discovered it was some crazed former movie star that might have know Bruce's parents.  For all the mystery of Leviathan, our main tension comes from which one of Bruce's ex-girlfriends (two of whom -- Jezebel Jet and Talia al Ghul -- were already involved in large criminal conspiracies) hated him enough to go to war with him.  Morrison is often called a genius, but I just don't see it.  I don't see how, once you strip away the intentional confusion, he's doing anything more interesting than your average Batman author.  If you dig the al Ghuls, I'd say you should definitely subscribe to this title when it re-appears in the DCnU.  But, otherwise, I just don't think it's worth your time.

New Comics!: The Avengers (aka "What the *%&^ is Bendis Doing?") Edition (HERE BE SPOILERS!)

Avengers #20:  Have I mentioned I hate Hawkeye's new costume?  Because, I do.  Now, with that off my chest, let's get to more reasons why I hated this issue.

First, I do at least get something I wanted:  Bendis finally explains who Squid Lady is.  The problem, however, is that the resolution of this issue just winds up confusing me all the more and becomes an object lesson in the problems we've seen in the Avengers titles since "Fear Itself" ended.  Since the re-introduction of Norman Osborn in "New Avengers" #16.1, Bendis has done an abysmal job telling a coherent story.  As the history of Squid Lady demonstrates, he moves us between the past and the present so often (and so ineptly) that it's difficult to place the events of both "Avengers" and "New Avengers" since "New Avengers" #16.1 in any sort of continuum.  For example:

A Brief History of Squid Lady:
Squid Lady first appears with little fanfare in the background of "New Avengers" #16.1.  Norman Osborn then calls a squid-less Madame Hydra by name in "New Avengers" #17.  (In my review of that issue, I mention that I'm confused about Squid Lady's role in H.A.M.M.E.R., so I'm pretty sure I didn't make the explicit connection between Squid Lady and Madame Hydra yet.)  Squid Lady then appears in "Avengers #18, but, again, only on the last page, with little fanfare.  A squid-less Madame Hydra appears in "New Avengers" #18 and #19, though she isn't mentioned at all in "Avengers" #19, published between those two issues.  Squid Lady now appears in "Avengers" #20, and Bendis connects her directly to Madame Hydra.

Reviewing those issues again, it's clear that "New Avengers" #16.1 and "Avengers" #18 (and the Squid Lady scene in "Avengers" #20) happen before the events of "New Avengers #17-#19 and "Avengers" #19-#20.  I now realize that Bendis uses Madame Hydra as Squid Lady to signify that we're dealing with the events that take place after Osborn is freed and before he begins appearing in public.  But, finally sorting out those details doesn't necessarily shed any light on which arc happened first.

For example, Norman shocks everyone by appearing at Cap's press conference at the end of "Avengers" #19, implying that he's just now revealing himself to the world.  As such, it's logical to assume that "New Avengers" #19 happens after this issue, since Norman holds a press conference at the end of that issue as well (so people probably wouldn't be so shocked by his appearance in this issue, if the events of that issue happened first).  However, in this issue, Iron Man refers to the events of "New Avengers" #17-#19.  So, if the events of this issue happen after the events of that "New Avengers" arc, then why is everyone so surprised when Norman appears at the press conference?  The world at that point would know that he's returned and that he's positing himself as the leader of an "independent" team of Avengers.  Why act surprised?  (Moreover, as I'll detail below in my "New Avengers" review, am I really supposed to believe the press buys the drivel that Osborn is selling?)

At this point, in terms of placing the events of these issues in a timeline relative to each other, I'm now totally confused.  But, the main problem with that is not that I'm confused.  The main problem is:  who the *%&^ cares?  I shouldn't be this distracted by such small plot points, like who Squid Lady is and which press conferences happened when.  But, the fact that I am is a great example of why Bendis has just really cocked up this whole "Normal Osborn RETURNS!" plot.  By bouncing between various Osborn schemes in "Avengers" and "New Avengers," Bendis is making it really, really hard to know what's happening when.   With both teams confronting Osborn directly, with little reference to the other team, it's almost like you're reading about parallel Universes of Avengers teams.  Given that Bendis controls both books, you wouldn't think it'd be hard to do a better job of coordinating the story.  If we're really supposed to believe that Osborn is engaged in an all-out assault on the Avengers, we need to see some level of coordination between these assaults.  Osborn is a tactical genius, so we shouldn't really be seeing him attacking each team ad hoc.  I'm worried Bendis is waiting to reveal Osborn's master plan until much later in this overarching arc, similar to what he did in the 1959 Avengers arc in "New Avengers" a few issues ago.  The problem is that this approach -- waiting until the end to tell us what had been happening all along -- was annoying enough for the five issues of the "New Avengers" run.  It's going to get really annoying if we're left in the dark in two series over the course of an entire year.

OK.  [Deep breath.]  Looking at the positive, I am digging the idea that H.A.M.M.E.R. is using the genetic material stolen by Dr. Washington to create its own super-soldiers.  I also applaud Bendis for dividing up the team into squads because, as I've said ad nauseum, I find his use of ten-person teams to be seriously detrimental to character building.  But, if Bendis truly wants to leave us with an amazing story, he needs to do a better job making sure the chapters make sense in relation to each other.

New Avengers #19:  [Sigh.]  OK, I was on board when Bendis re-introduced Osborn as the big bad for the next few months in "Avengers" and "New Avengers" because he seemed to be giving us a different take on Norman.  Previously, Norman used his craftiness to infiltrate existing power structures to further his ends.  Given that he was exposed at the end of "Siege" as a traitor (or, at least, as someone not exactly working in the best interests of the U.S. Government), Bendis seemed to be promising us a more unleashed Norman who was no longer going to be confined to pretending that he was a good guy.  I mean, we're talking about a guy who now heads an umbrella organization consisting of A.I.M., H.A.M.M.E.R., the Hand, and HYDRA.  He's not exactly going to have an easy time convincing anyone he's on the side of angels.  As such, I was a little confused last issue -- and even more confused this issue -- when Norman decides to do the same thing again, creating a new and improved Dark Avengers team.  He insists that his new Dark Avengers are going to be more successful this time because they're more powerful than his previous team or either current Avengers team.  OK, sure, they'll be more successful in battle maybe (though, you'd think Norman would be smart enough to know that a group of megalomaniacal super-villains might not exactly be the best judges of their abilities).  But, they're not going to be more successful in convincing the public that they're actually the Avengers, BECAUSE EVERYONE ALREADY FELL FOR THAT TRICK.  I mean, seriously, does Bendis want us to believe that the world is so crazy that it's going to support a Norman Osborn-supported group of Avengers over a Steve Rogers-supported group?  Really?  (He really does, apparently, because he also implied it through the idiotic press questions in "Avengers" #20).  But, yet again, on the last page, we find Norman holding a press conference like he's not an ESCAPED SUPER-VILLAIN.  I just wish I knew what Bendis' angle was.  I just don't see how any storyline that involves Norman yet again pushing a Dark Avengers squad as the real Avengers is going to make sense.  Plus, to add to the crazy, we've got a group of "Occupy Avengers Mansion" protestors protesting the Avengers because they don't...save the world enough.  Did I mention that Squirrel Girl also tries to get Daredevil into bed in this issue?  Yeah, I don't even know what to say at this point.

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

War of Kings: Ascension #4, War of Kings #5 and #6, Nova #28, and War of Kings: Who Will Rule? #1

War of Kings:  Ascension #4:  OK, DnA make a compelling case for why the Raptors "let" Vulcan confront Black Bolt, recognizing that Vulcan is too impetuous to control and that a broken Imperium will seek a strong hand to guide it, and the Fraternity can be that hand.  I get that part.  I don't get the part about the T-Bomb breaking dark matter and freeing more amulets, because DnA haven't really told us why the amulets are lost in dark matter in the first place.  (Also, now that we're engaged in a full ret-con of Darkhawk's history, someone should tell us how his amulet found its way into a New York amusement park in the first place.)  On the Chris front, DnA really deliver.  I love all his new tricks!  Invisibility, the carbon-fiber suit, the heavy-armor suit:  the list goes on and on!  DnA, as I had hoped, have Chris learn how to use his anger to channel his powers, and, hopefully, do for him what they did for Rich, removing the stumbling block (in Rich's case, his lack of seriousness) that kept him from being a true hero.  I'll focus on wrapping up this series in "Final Thoughts" below, but, for the most part, DnA wrap up all the loose ends that need wrapping here.  Chris ends this series with renewed purpose and greater confidence, just like Nova did at the end of "Annihilation."  I'm hoping we see a lot more of him in the future, because, as I've said before, he's always been one of my favorite characters.

War of Kings #5:  DnA bring the two sides of this war together here, setting up the conclusion to this story in a way that promises little good for either side.  The trick up the Inhuman's sleeve is revealed to be a bomb, called the T-Bomb, that will, if I understand correctly, eliminate all genetic differences between species, ending not only the Kree-Shi'Ar War, but all wars.  However, to accomplish this feat, Black Bolt must be in the T-Bomb at detonation, since it's powered by his voice.  Throughout this series, DnA have set up the Inhumans for some serious comeuppance, and I'm guessing we're going to see that next issue.  Vulcan is also due for a reality check, so I'm guessing that it's no coincidence that he and Black Bolt end this issue facing one another at last.  Although this plot is interesting, DnA really shine when depicting the chaos on Chandilar in the wake of Lilandra's death.  As Admiral Ka'Ardum predicted, in death, Lilandra has become a martyr for the forces opposing Vulcan, inspiring them to take on his regime, resulting in Chandilar erupting into a civil war.  On the other side of that equation, as I mentioned in my last review, it also means that Vulcan is the only one who can unify the Empire.  However, as Alex notes, he's a little busy being insane right now to do so.  DnA also reach back here to "Rise and Fall of the Shi'Ar Empire" to tie up some loose ends.  The Chancellor, who has for so long manipulated events behind the scenes as part of the "Secret Order," is killed by Gladiator for his role (however tenuous) in Lilandra's death.  Moreover, Rachel finally gets revenge on the man who killed her family, a goal that has driven her throughout the X-Men's time in space, but realizes that it doesn't make the hurt over the loss of her family feel any less painful.  This issue wasn't really all that enjoyable to read, but it was definitely exciting, with a certain energy propelling you through the chaos.
 
War of Kings #6:  As expected, everyone gets their comeuppance in this issue.  Black Bolt and Vulcan fight to the death, and their fight leaves the Shi'Ar totally ruined and the Inhumans emotionally crippled.  To be honest, I'm not entirely sure how I feel about this conclusion.  I mean, as Alex said a long time ago, I accept the fact that Vulcan (or, more specifically, the Vulcan as portrayed by DnA) had to die.  He had gone too far down the "mad king" road to be able to be saved.  Tactically, he ignored the advice of his generals and damned the Shi'Ar Imperium by spreading its military efforts and his own attention too thin.  I'm not entirely sure I buy how it all gets resolved, though.  On some level, it's a brilliant move, because it separates Black Bolt and Vulcan from the rest of the characters, giving us the "war of kings" that the series promised.  But, the Inhuman's arrogance in creating the T-Bomb (and ability to do so on such short notice) still seems a little difficult to believe.  They were able to put together the device fairly quickly, given that it had the potential to change the genetic structure of everyone in the entire Universe.  It didn't feel totally deus ex machina-y, because DnA had hinted through the series that the Inhumans were planning something big.  But, issues #5 and #6 represented a fairly abrupt change to the narrative, shifting the focus onto the T-Bomb and away from the more personal stories that so far had been driving the series.  Again, it made sense -- Lilandra's death took the possibility of a quick end to the overall war off the table, forcing the Inhuman's decision to engage in a drastic move -- but it still felt a little emotionally shallow.  The ending is more forced on the characters than a result of anything they've done.  I mean, life is like that, so I can't fault DnA for imitating it.  But, it doesn't provide for that emotionally satisfying of a conclusion.  That said, I can't deny that the story was definitely epic, a logical conclusion to Vulcan's journey.

Nova #28:  OK, first, I'm glad to see Robbie survived.  I figured he would, because it wasn't like he exhibited hubris on the level of Black Bolt or Vulcan.  But, all the same, I'm glad he's alive.  DnA bring this story -- and, in fact, the various running sub-plots from the last few issues -- to a logical conclusion in this issue.  Richard notes that he was right opposing the rapid expansion of the Corps, but that Worldmind was also right that the galaxy needed them.  Taking the Centurions who performed the best -- including Robbie -- to form a team of trainee Corpsmen made sense.  I was against Robbie keeping his powers when he first got them, mainly because it seemed to set up a never-ending series of "brother v. brother" storylines that wouldn't really match the tone of this series.  But, I think DnA do a great job of showing how both boys have grown during this arc.  Rich makes a compelling case for Robbie to say, and Robbie probably understands the responsibility that comes with being a member of the Corps better than he did when he thought being a superhero was all fun and games.  I'm all in favor of Robbie being a member of the Corps if we get stories of the two of them working together rather than the ones we've gotten so far, of Robbie trying to outdo Rich.  Changing subjects, I loved the resolution with Blastaar, particularly Rich reminding him that, the last time he faced down someone with the Cosmic Control Rod, he "tore him inside out."  Good stuff.  It was a reminder of the super-competent Rich we saw during "Annihilation."  With so many loose ends resolved, DnA set up some great stories to come:  Rich rebuilding the Corps, Rich and Robbie workings together, the Corps trying to keep peace as the galaxy recovers from the Kree/Shi'Ar War.  It should be an exciting series of issues. 

War of Kings:  Who Will Rule? #1:  OK, this Fault issue is clearly going to get very interesting.  I only have vague recollections of Magus from the various "Infinity" cross-over events from the '90s, but his appearance at the end of this issue certainly spells trouble for the Shi'Ar Imperium.  (In fact, his appearance reminded me:  where is Adam Warlock?  I thought he would be a member of the Guardians of the Galaxy team, but we didn't see him anywhere in this event.  Maybe he appeared in the tie-in issues in the Guardians' own series, which would make sense.)  At any rate, the rest of this issue goes pretty much as expected.  It was pretty clear Gladiator was going to wind up taking over the Imperium, though, to be honest, I'm not entirely clear on how it happened.  Medusa was seemingly willing to keep control over the Imperium by appointing Crystal regent.  By giving the scepter to Gladiator, Crystal essentially renounces Inhuman/Kree control over the Imperium.  Did she have the power to do that?  Medusa just seems to let her do that, which surprised me, given how passionately Medusa reacted to the Imperial Guard's attempt to resist Inhuman rule.

Final Thoughts:  I really enjoyed this event for the first few issues.  I liked the way that DnA were pulling in all sorts of sub-plots that had been brewing since "X-Men:  Deadly Genesis."  Unfortunately, though , at some point, I feel like they lost the plot a little.

First, even after reading "War of Kings:  Ascension," I feel like the Fraternity of Raptors was a pretty superfluous addition to (and unnecessary distraction from) the event.  In fact, the entire mini-series felt more like an awkward back-door pilot than a vital tie-in series.  DnA didn't really sell the role the Raptors actually played in this series, where they more or less suddenly appeared half-way through the series and then disappeared.  It's no small complaint, though, given that, when they do appear, they assassinate Lilandra, an incident on which the entire event turns.  I feel like DnA probably could've had someone we already knew serve this role without adding in a galactic conspiracy to complicate matters.  Maybe it was Marvel pushing for one more mini-series to sell?  To be fair, I felt similarly about the "Secret Order" in "Rise and Fall of the Shi'Ar Empire," because Brubaker never really fully explained who they were or what they wanted.  I guess it's the nature of these shadowy galactic conspiracies.  But, we still don't know a lot about the Raptors, like why their amulets are lost in dark matter, if they have a grander purpose beyond just helping the Shi'Ar Imperium expand its power, or why they chose Blastaar to take over the Ceded Territories (and why taking over the Ceded Territories was so important).  It's those remaining questions that make me wonder if, indeed, this mini-series was only really intended to be a launching point for a new "Darkhawk" series that never wound up materializing. 

Moreover, I wasn't thrilled with Vulcan's characterization here.  DnA discard some of the nuance Yost gave to the character and portray him as just completely insane.  You begin to wonder why someone as savvy as Ka'Ardum would've thrown in his lot with Vulcan if he were truly this insane.  I mean, Ka'Ardum originally chose Vulcan over Lilandra because he approved of Vulcan's expansionist approach.  But, I feel like Ka'Ardum has been portrayed as a smart enough warrior to know that a truly insane despot would wind up over-committing his troops and bringing ruin to the Imperium.  It's why Yost's Vulcan made Ka'Ardum's support a little more believable, because Vulcan wasn't insane 100 percent of the time.

In the end, I realize that, when it comes to these galactic cross-over events, I basically just want to read "Annihilation" over and over again for the first time, because it was just so perfect.  This event wasn't terrible by any stretch of imagination, but it lacked a certain je ne sais crois that "Annihilation" had.  At the very least, I'm interested in where the various galactic Marvel titles go from here, because the new status quo is definitely different from the previous one.

Monday, January 2, 2012

Amazing Spider-Man #638-#641: "One Moment in Time"

* (one of five stars)

Favorite Quote:  "You know what?  I think we're going to need more tea."  "Yeah, you go do that Tiger."  -- Peter going for more tea, MJ pouring some wine

Summary
(This issue is complicated to summarize, because we're actually also dealing with scenes from other issues.  But, here we go.)

In the past, Mary Jane gets Mephisto to promise to leave Peter alone.  In the present, Mary Jane appears at Peter's apartment because it's time for them to be friends and, to do that, they have to talk about what went wrong between them.  It is revealed that the change that Mephisto made to undo their marriage was that he freed one of Electro's henchmen, who had been arrested and was sitting in a police car at the time.  The henchman tracks down the cop who arrested him and tries to kill him; Spidey hears the gun shots and intervenes.  The henchman throws a brick at Spidey, concussing him, and then the two of them fall off the rooftop, knocking out Spidey and causing him to miss the wedding.  MJ forgives him, but tells him that they can't ever get married, because she was only getting married because she wanted kids and she couldn't see bringing a kid into their world.  Moving to the era of the deal with Mephisto, Peter performs CPR on a dying Aunt May, who recovers.  Meanwhile, an assassin is sent by the Kingpin to kill Aunt Anna, who calls MJ.  The assassin -- revealed to be the same henchman that Mephisto freed -- goes after MJ, who's #1 on his hit list, when she appears to save Aunt Anna.  Aunt Anna calls Peter, who goes to find MJ.  The henchman knocks out MJ, but Peter stops him before he can kill her.

Peter then brings MJ to Dr. Strange to be healed.  Realizing the danger his public identity poses to his family, Peter asks Dr. Strange to undo his reveal.  Strange consults with Reed Richards and Tony Stark, who agree to help.  Dr. Strange casts the spell and puts Peter in a protective shell; Peter decides to pull in MJ with him.  Peter informs MJ when she awakens that no one knows but them, and she tells him she wishes he wouldn't have done that.  MJ decides to end the relationship because of the danger she -- as Spider-Man's girlfriend -- poses to her family.  Back in the present day, MJ tells Peter she wasn't strong enough to be his girlfriend, but someone out there is and he has to move passed her to find that person.

The Review
OK, so, going into "One Moment in Time," the biggest unanswered questions are what Mary Jane said to Mephisto sotto vocce during "One More Day," what Peter and Mary Jane remember about the deal (if they remember it), and who they think is responsible for the mindwipe that erased everyone's memory of Peter being Spidey.  We do, actually, get those questions answered in this arc.  MJ just made Mephisto withdraw from Peter's life entirely, neither MJ nor Peter remembers the deal with Mephisto, and the mindwipe is done by Dr. Strange, Reed Richards, and Tony Stark.  Bam.  Done.

I appreciate the effort that went into this arc and, to be honest, I'm not entirely sure it could've gone differently.  The writing could've been a bit tighter, since some of the motivations seemed a bit odd.  But, at the end of the day, Quesada was damned by the baggage (of his own making) of "One More Day."

As I've said before, we're Team MJ here.  I wasn't thrilled with the decision to undo MJ and Peter's marriage, but, as I've also said before, I've enjoyed the new status quo more than I've enjoyed possibly any other comic for years.  With Peter not being in a serious relationship, the writers haven't constantly bombarded us with him fighting with Mary Jane as a result of something related to him being Spider-Man.  Those fights with MJ were always heavy, and they often made the book darker, which is why, after all, they decided to remove MJ from the picture.

But, after reading "One Moment in Time," you realize that the writers have more or less written themselves into a corner with this idea that Peter couldn't be in a serious relationship.  At some point, Peter is going to be in a relationship (probably with Carlie), but he's going to face all the same problems and issues he had with MJ.  The writers are never going to be able to make being Spider-Man safe (well, at least not if they want an exciting comic book), so anyone Peter's dating is always going to get hurt, emotionally or even physically.  The editors have bought themselves some time, but it's probably unlikely Peter is going to be single forever.

Acknowledging that, you realize what a raw deal MJ has gotten here.  In the end, the writers have basically said that Peter can be in a serious relationship, but just not with MJ, since she wasn't "strong enough" to handle it.  MJ herself actually says that.  She tells Peter to get over her so that he can find the right girl for him, someone who can handle him being Spider-Man better than she could.  But, really, could anyone?  Do we think so little of MJ that we think someone else could really suffer being Spider-Man's girlfriend in a way that wouldn't wind up where MJ and Peter's relationship did?

In the end, we're here because of the deal with Mephisto, not because MJ couldn't handle Peter being Spidey.  I mean, Mephisto himself says that MJ and Peter have a once-in-a-millenium relationship, so it's hard to believe that it wasn't strong enough to handle him being Spider-Man.  The fact that we've decided to lay the non-Mephisto-related blame for the new status quo on Mary Jane really rings false to me.  It dragged down this entire arc.  It was clearly supposed to move us past "One More Day" and to us to the fun-loving Spider-Man that "Brand New Day" brought.  The last page -- of Peter saying that his best friend set him free and it's a brand new day -- was supposed to be inspiring, but, instead, I felt angry and cheated.

The Good
1) The last page of the first issue (the source of the favorite quote) was pretty funny.

2) I do appreciate the effort that went into this arc.  I do.  From using the scenes from "Amazing Spider-Man" Annual #21 and "One More Day" to the way the only real change that Mephisto made is opening the door for the crook, Quesada has done his best to show us the new status quo's alternate timeline.

3) Perhaps the best result of "O.M.I.T." is that we finally get some sort of reason why -- however weak and convenient -- people didn't take obvious opportunities to discover Spidey's secret identity, such as Lily Hollister and Norman Osborn in "American Son," Ana Kraven in "Kraven's Last Hunt," and Sandman in his "The Gauntlet" arc.  Dr. Strange's spell appears to compel people to avoid learning Peter's identity, as we more or less also saw during the "Face Front" arc.  I still think it's weak -- and it doesn't absolve them of similar pre-mindwipe incidents, such as the one with Eddie described below in "The Bad" -- but it is at least an attempt to explain it.

The Bad
1) The art is a mixed bag.  It would've been better if only one artist handled the non-Annual art.  Instead, we get such a variety of styles here that it starts getting distracting.

2) MJ's conversation with Peter about never wanting to get married rings false.  I don't buy that she was "only" marrying him because she wanted to have kids, so she was able "just" to be with Peter, unmarried, so long as they took having kids off the table.  It feels exactly what it is:  an excuse imposed by the writers because they needed a reason to have MJ and Peter together but still unmarried.  Also, are we ret-conning away her getting pregnant?  Did that happen?  I'm pretty sure if she was so adamantly against bringing kids in the world, she probably would've made sure she didn't.  I mean, accidents happen, but I feel like the baby storyline is now the greatest of the two remaining questions I have regarding the changes wrought by "One More Day."  (The other one is what exactly happened to Peter's other super-powers, such as the organic Web-Shooters, particularly since issue #588 specifically mentioned Morlun.)

3) Having Dr. Strange be the one behind the mindwipe and not Mephisto also reminded me of things I'd rather have forgotten.  I was annoyed, back during "One More Day," that Dr. Strange couldn't do anything to help Spidey.  So, he couldn't save May's life because it was "her time," but he can wipe the memories of everyone on Earth?  Really?

4)  I think we're officially raising the following sort of scenario to Pet Peeve #3:  So, Eddie regains consciousness before Spidey and decides to neither unmask him nor kill him.  Really?  Also, when Eddie is poised to kill Aunt Anna but is interrupted by Mary Jane, he decides not to kill Anna and instead pursue MJ, pledging to go back to kill Aunt Anna later.  Really?  THEN, when he has MJ lying on the ground unconscious, he decides to talk to her instead of killing her, giving Peter time to arrive.  REALLY?  I know that comics need these sort of pauses to build dramatic tension, so I can usually overlook them.  But, we have SO many here that it just really defies belief.

5) The re-use of the scene from "One More Day" where MJ and Peter talk about the possibility of taking Mephisto's deal is weird.  I know why they did it, since they're trying to establish the timeline, but it actually forces them into a bizarre conversation.  MJ is devastated that Peter didn't let her forget his identity, and we're being led to believe that it's the reason why she wants to end her relationship with Peter, because she would've preferred not knowing.  But, instead, Quesada switches gears and makes that argument irrelevant, since MJ herself tells Peter that it's only a matter of time before people discover his identity.  So, why is she so devastated that he didn't let her forget his identity since, if they kept dating, it's pretty clear she'd eventually know?  Was she saying that she would've preferred to have forgotten all about him entirely?  I'm not really clear what she's saying here and it's important since it's the decision that Peter most regrets, pulling her into the sphere of protection.  In the end, the whole conversation is weird and, given how important it was to the entire storyline, it leaves you feeling cold.

6) Quesada draws MJ like a 16-year-old girl here.  Seriously.  For moments, I thought Peter was talking to Cousin Kristy.  She looks nothing like the MJ he drew in the "One More Day" panels, so I have no idea why he drew her the way he did.  Also, at various times, Peter looks like he weighs 300 pounds.  It's just bizarre.