Friday, June 7, 2024

Nine-Month-Old Comics!: The August 23 Top-Shelf Edition (HERE BE SPOILERS!)

Blade Runner 2039 #6:  We're now halfway through the series so we're still in the phase where we're accruing mysteries not solving them.

Cleo hangs on long enough for Lexi to find someone who can help, and it turns out he's a Replicant.  He examines Cleo and informs Ash the bullet went right through her and missed any organs.  Ash decides Lexi is going to stay with Cleo while she (Ash) heads to San Francisco.  The Replicant quips that he thoughts they were insane enough traveling through the Central Valley but they must be suicidal if they're going to San Francisco.  Ash thinks they're all settled when the Replicant pulls a gun on her, saying that she once dismissed him as spare parts.  I don't recognize him, but I figure this incident happened before or during the first series if Ash was speaking about Replicants that way.  He notes that he's one of the models that lived beyond their expiration date, so we'll see where this confrontation goes.

Meanwhile, Rash immediately proves herself a better detective than Luv, who seems dimmer by the day.  After realizing the blind guy at the pier isn't going to tell them the truth about the spinner crash from a few days earlier, the pair visit Mr. Hollis, one of Selwyn's scientists, to learn more about Isobel.  He's visibly rattled, so Rash knows they're barking up the right tree.  Hythe appears then, as she figured they'd go after Selwyn's people, and commits to killing Wallace since it's the only way she'll be free.  Again, Luv is incompetent, and Rash manages to "retire" Hythe, a sad moment given how far she'd come.  Rash tells Hollis they'll give him a moment to pull himself together before asking about Isobel.  Dun-dun-DUN.

I'm going to guess we're all going to converge in San Francisco next issue.

No/One #5:  This issue gets meta quickly, as much of the drama revolves around the podcast Julia and Teddy run.

Of course, it isn't all the drama, as Aaron recants his confession.  As Teddy exposits in an editorial meeting, the confession is really all the district attorney had on Aaron:  Richard Roe is out there committing murders with the actual murder weapon, and No/One is the one who "caught" Aaron in the Carrie Blast Furnaces.  Without the confession, the PPD doesn't have anything linking Aaron to the crimes directly.  Ben learns about Aaron's change of heart when Vince visits him, and he's furious, particularly when Vince asks if he told Aaron just how circumstantial the case against him was.  Ben charges into the prison, but Aaron refuses to see him.

But the podcast drama takes center stage with a "The Wire"-esque feel.  In the editorial meeting, JC suggests they name Aaron a potential candidate as No/One, which Julia notes makes zero sense.  JC suggests they "get creative;" Julia notes it isn't season 17 of "Law and Order."  Frustrated, JC orders Julia and Teddy to discuss No/One's identity in the next podcast.  Eager to please, Alejandro suggests Michael as a candidate, since apparently Ben identified his body from photos and not the body itself.  (Alejandro admits he got the theory from Reddit.)  Julia is pissed about JC's mandate, but Teddy tells her to get off her high horse and either quit or accept her job is to do what people like JC tell her to do.  Julia realizes he's right, so I may actually look forward to the next podcast.

At the prison, Aaron's high powered lawyer, Roger Dennehy, predicts he'll have him free by the end of the month.  As Dennehy drives home, No/One pops one of his tires and informs him that he's got to keep Aaron in jail because he's guilty.  No/One threatens to expose Denney's "criminal enterprise:"  compromising witnesses, buying jurists, etc.  Later, No/One breaks into Dennehy's offices and takes out his goons in short order.  It's a Batman-esque tour de force, making it clear that No/One isn't just relying on the suit to protect him; dude has skills.

The issue ends with the DA dropping the charges against Aaron and him leaving prison.  Julia's mother pins it on Aaron's relationship to his dad, who is loading up a gun in the issue's last panel. 

Before getting to the podcast, I'll note that it's interesting No/One is so convinced of Aaron's guilt.  It definitely implies a connection between Aaron and No/One before Aaron (allegedly) became Richard Roe and whoever No/One is became No/One.

Turning to the podcast, Julia and Teddy do what JC demanded and go through the potential candidates as No/One:  Donovan Kemp, Vince Harmon, and Alejandro Rios!  

The most interesting revelation is that Donovan Kemp is a former "local two-sport legend in basketball and football."  If his progressive activism gave him the motive, his athleticism gave him the ability.  To that point, I wasn't surprised that Vince is a suspect, particularly when we learn he was an Army Ranger before he became a cop.  I hadn't thought about it, but they're right that Alejandro Rios also fits the profile, given he's a gym nut (which we saw in a conversation between him and Julia in a gym) and a black belt in Brazilian jujitsu.  Alejandro is also apparently under some form of police investigation.

Despite the fact JC and Teddy demanded Julia engage in this discussion, Julia realizes they're uncomfortable with it and uses it as a form of revenge against them.  She goes on a tirade about how irresponsible this brand of supposition is in the first place and the podcast ends in chaos.

Star Wars:  Bounty Hunters #37:  This issue is a "Dark Droids" tie-in issue, though we only get brief allusions to the larger event.  Mostly, it's focused on Kligson, the cybernetics expert to whom Boba Fett sent T'onga to fix Valance's memory.  

Boba Fett's father Jango and Kligson worked together as bounty hunters back in the day, and, when Kligson was injured in a heist, Kligson had Jango take him to a space station orbiting a moon.  It turns out droids worshiping Ajax inhabited the station and agreed to help Kligson when he revealed his family were the ones who sheltered Ajax and community before the Jedi came for him.  (Interesting the Jedi came for Ajax...)  

In the present, the droids agree to bring Valance to Kligson, who's now a deranged cyborg eager to wipe clean Valance's memory so, I think, he can inhabit his body.  Just Valance's luck.

Also Read:  Local Man:  Gold #1

Thursday, June 6, 2024

Nine-Month-Old Comics!: The August 16 Top-Shelf Edition (HERE BE SPOILERS!)

Star Wars:  Darth Vader #37:  This issue is confusing, because we've basically got two sets of droids under different masters acting against each other.

First, you've got the Scourge's droids, which take over the Executor in short order.  Then, you've got Vader's droids, who accompany him to the Executor once Grand Vizier Mas Amedda orders him to take control of the ship again.  

As Vader and his droids storm through the Executor, Zed discovers a panel that allows for the shutdown of all droids on board the ship.  Here, the droid Arex takes center stage, as he once worked for a Jedi and tries to help Vader with his issues with controlling the Force due to the Force Wave.  Arex beseeches Vader to use the less aggressive form of the Force to fix the broken shutdown switch, as Vader apparently once fixed himself using Arex's parts.  (I vaguely remember this incident but can't be bothered to look up the citation.)  Vader tries but instead just starts killing all the droids on the ship.  

Meanwhile, Amedda see his opening and orders a nearby admiral to destroy the Executor to isolate the problem, even though Vader is on board.

As I said, it's a lot of droids!

Wednesday, June 5, 2024

Nine-Month-Old Comics!: The August 9 Top-Shelf Edition (HERE BE SPOILERS!)

Star Wars #37:  This issue is great, as Soule uses the "Dark Droids" event to resurrect a loose end, namely the fact Lando sold the Talky - and its ability to access secure Rebel communications due to its rewriting of the Alliance's security codes - to Jabba the Hutt.  

Lando's forced to confront this sin when Lobot takes over Home One and activates its offensive weapons systems.  A medical droid evaluates him and realizes that, due to the fact Lobot's implants aren't able to connect to the Imperial systems for updates, they're misfiring.  In this case, Lobot ran through an old Imperial battle and used Home One to repeat the actions the Imperial vessels took.  The droid warns Lando the implants are eventually going to kill Lobot, taking over so much of his body that even his automatic nervous-system functions will cease.

A panicked Lando realizes he's got to save Lobot by finding the Talky and using him to bring back Lobot's personality, as it once did.  To do so, Lando has to become the "old Lando" again, and it's clear he thought he'd gotten to leave him in the past now that he's a proven Rebel hero.  It doesn't help his guilt when he confronts Leia about her reluctance to let him take the Millennium Falcon and she admits she trusts him.  Ouch.  

While Lando and Lobot make their way to Tatooine, the Talky is having a tough go, as he keeps screwing up translating for Jabba the Hutt due to his outdated lexicon.  Sent to the basement for torture, the Talky might not be in one piece by the time Lando and Lobot arrive.

Star Wars:  Return of the Jedi - Max Rebo #1:  With a better art crew, this issue would've sang.  

Max Rebo - the elephantine leader of the house band in Jabba's palace - contemplates death after he's almost killed in a failed attempt on Jabba's life.  He mulls the fate of his mentor, Quez Totark, who died in the crossfire of a gunfight while busking on a Nar Shaddaa corner.  Max decides Jabba has to die after Jabba kills Oola, as seen in "Return of the Jedi."

Unbeknownst to Max, death is coming for his band members when Umpass receives a message from his father and orders the droid to play it in front of fellow bandmate Ak-Rev because he's like a brother.  For reasons Older doesn't make clear, Umpass' father orders him to assassinate Jabba.  It's a problematic order because Ak-Rev's family is indentured to the Hutts and must protect Jabba.  

It all comes together on the day Jabba plans to kill Han Solo and Luke Skywalker, as Ak-Rev tries to stop Umpass from killing Jabba and they eventually witness Leia killing him instead.  Max tells us that he lost track of them in the chaos following the barge incident.  We only know that someone - I'm guessing the Hutts - lured Ak-Rev's clan into the desert and killed them.  Meanwhile, Max enjoys a drink to life in a cantina somewhere.

As I said, it's a solid issue, but the art makes it difficult to follow at times, particularly to tell the difference between Ak-Rev and Umpass.  Older could've also done a better job explaining why this near-death experience affected Max so much, given that he clearly has seen his share of shoot-outs at Jabba's.  But, all in all, it fits this series' concept well, so it's worth a read.

Tuesday, June 4, 2024

Ten-Month-Old Comics!: The August 2 Top-Shelf Edition (HERE BE SPOILERS!)

Black Cloak #6:  Holy fucking shit.

Thompson told us where we were going on this series' first page.  In a mix of "The Mistborn Series" and "The Fetch Philips Archives," she told us Kiros is the last city in the world after a devastating war.  In subsequent issues, several characters alluded to the Queen making difficult decisions to keep Kiros running.  It turns out that decision is sacrificing takas to power Kiros' magic.  Yup.  It's dark, y'all.

Phaedra and Pax are trying to figure out where to stash Phaedra's brother's unconscious body when two workers arrive to take the next batch of taka.  McClaren is one fire in the next sequence in depicting Pax's horror as he realizes what they're doing, underscoring the crime's seriousness.  We watch the workers bring the taka to an outcropping in a large cavern.  They put a taka into a tank located on the outcropping, and we watch as the tank sucks out the taka's blood-like magic.  The still-living taka then becomes a wraith.  (Yup, Kiros' vermin are drained takas.)  Lest you feel badly for the workers having to perform such an odious task, one of them simply hurls the drained taka into the chasm.  The other worker then chastises him, not for treating the drained taka so indelicately but because "too many are surviving[,] the city is rife with them."  I told you it's dark.

Before Phaedra and Pax can escape and tell everyone, as Phaedra (though notably not Pax) wants to do, Lysanthir arrives and ensnares them.  He ponders how much power he can wring from Phaedra before the Queen arrives and brings him up short.  She comments that Lysanthir is ambitious and cruel, traits that she acknowledges served the city well but in which she doesn't want to revel.  (Ha!  She says it like she still has a soul.)  She approaches Phaedra and tells her that she knew Phaedra would discover the truth because Phaedra is like her, "see[ing] things through, no matter how difficult."  Phaedra doesn't pull punches here, which is why I love her, as she tells the Queen:  "You're a monster.  And you're not fit to be a mother, let alone our queen."  

Phaedra asks the Queen to account for Freyal's murder since she's going to kill Phaedra and Pax anyway, and she agrees.  In a flashback to the Salty Crow six days ago, a sexy AF Freyal opens the door to his mother.  She tells him that she knows he went to the old North Wing Catacombs, and it's clear she's there to kill him.  However, she notes he discovered the secret weeks earlier but hadn't told anyone yet.  (Was she trying to get him a chance to save himself?)  She tells him that he must accept no decisions are easy and someone always loses.  He asks if she ever loses, and she tells him that she's lost the only thing that mattered to her.  She then stabs him with the dracona dagger.  She weeps as Freyal dies.  I'm unmoved.

Back in the cavern, the Queen tells Phaedra that the knowledge she (the Queen) killed Freyal could destroy Kiros just as easily as the truth about the taka, so Phaedra  and Pax have to die.  Before the Queen can kill them, though, Phaedra plays her trump card, telling the Queen that the poison, and not the dagger, killed Freyal.  At this point, the Queen seems to put together the sequence of events that ends with Lysanthir dumping Dace's body into the lagoon and turns on Lysanthir.  He defends himself by saying that he followed the Queen for her safety.  (I don't buy that, but I'm not sure why else he went other than possibly to ensure the Queen actually killed Freyal.)  In a flashback, Lysanthir overhears Freyal's conversation with Dace.  Freyal tells Dace to bring him the poison, and she tearfully tells him that she loves him.  He encourages her to flee to Renna, since she and the Resistance will hide her.  (The Resistance!)  Dace tells him the Queen will "get away with it" if she doesn't tell anyone, but he tells her that Phaedra will solve the mystery (thanks to the poison).  A devastated Dace then drinks the poison, dying with Freyal.

An enraged Queen confronts Lysanthir as Valorie uses a magical rope to snatch Phaedra and Pax.  Once Valorie confirms they're clear, Ividor uses a spell that knocks the Queen, Lysanthir, and her guards to the ground.  Ividor warns Valorie to stay hidden since they'll come after her if they realize what she's doing, and he goes after the Queen with Phinneas and Devaki by his side.  The Queen stammers, "Ividor...you DARE to use your magic against your queen?"  Ividor simply responds, "Yes."  (Ha!  I heart him.)  The Queen (not really quick on the uptake) tells Ividor to stand down or she'll have his head and make it a national holiday, and he tells her that they're long past that, giving us her name, Taline, for the first time in the series, I think.  He then confronts Lysanthir, who defends himself by saying Kiros would've fallen and then launches a counter attack.

Pax tries to approach Valorie, but Phaedra tells him she's concentrating, possibly in casting personal shields for her and Pax.  (I'm not sure why Pax wanted to talk to her in the first place, but we have a lot going on here.)  As Ividor, Phinneas, and Devaki fight, Phaedra tells Pax they have to destroy the tank.  Pax is unsure, but Phaedra  is undaunted.  Her mom arrives to help, telling her that she's doing so "after far too long doing nothing."  She tells Phaedra they can use the taka blood in the tank to  amplify their magic so they can destroy it,  but she's suddenly thrown backwards.  Realizing Taline attacked her mom, Phaedra tells her that she'll die for that.  In an amazing sequence, Phaedra attacks Taline, telling her it's time to add some "non-innocent [blood] to the pile."  Ha!  Pax aims his gun at Taline as she and Phaedra tumble in the taka blood.  (I *think* Phaedra's mom opened the tank before Taline attack her, which then poured out the taka blood.  I initially thought Taline stabbed Phaedra's mom, which is why she was covered in blood.  But on the second reading I realized the blood is now everywhere.)

Taline tries to get Pax on her side, telling him Kiros will fall if Phaedra destroys the tank.  He calls bullshit, and she admits it won't fall but it won't have enough magic.  Like in "The Fetch Philips Archives," she describes a scenario in which magically powered machines will fail, fights will occur when people suddenly can't speak the same language, structures will collapse, etc.  She then pointedly asks where his family lives.  Pax tells Phaedra that people will die, and she acknowledges that.  But they're fighting for their future, she tells him.  He says he can't risk innocent lives, and she asks about the taka, telling him they can't build a world on innocents' blood.  Phinneas or Devaki then throws her his gun.

Pax pleads with her, and Taline reminds her that Kiros is the last city in the known (important word there, "known") world:  if she destroys the machine, nothing will remain.  Phaedra tells her that if they can't surviving without killing the innocent, then they deserve nothing.  (I'm on board here.)  She holds Taline at gunpoint and tells her to turn off the machine or she'll destroy it.  Lysanthir then attacks her, sending her off the cliff.  Pax is panicked when he can't see her, and an exhausted Ividor says she's lost before he loses consciousness.

In the water below, Sabri finds Phaedra and says simply, "Black Cloak.  Good."  Phaedra returns to the cave with her wings trailing lava (though I don't know where the lava was), revealing herself as half-dracona and "full of vengeance and justice," in her words.  Ha!  Saying "welcome to the new world," she destroys the machine.  Surrounded by taka, a tearful Phaedra says, "Goodbye, Pax," for reasons I don't totally understand.  (Does he stay below to die because he assumes his family died?)  The adorable hordes of meep-ing taka then flee, greeted by the seemingly now content wraiths.  

Topside, Phaedra observes a city in flames.  The final narration tells us that, years ago, there was a world-ending war, where victory was snatched from the jaws of defeat and the great evil was vanquished.  "Now, Kiros' terrible secrets unearthed, it has been plunged into chaos...it's a good start."

In the end, this first arc - and I hope it's just a first arc - is about internalizing actions' consequences.  A lot of our political discourse around the world is about avoiding consequences, blaming problems on someone else rather than telling everyone that we need to face them collectively.  But Thompson doesn't make it seem easy, using Pax to show that even good people struggle when the consequences are just that high.  As "The Fetch Phillips Archive" shows, the consequences may be truthful but they can also be dire.

The Sacrificers #1:  Remender kicks off a very Remenderian tale here, as a family is forced contribute its son as a Sacrificer.

The boy's tale is pretty straight forward.  He and his family are blue-feathered avians, reminiscent of pigeons.  The issue begins with his father reciting grace, thanking the "great Fathers and Mothers" for a land of "harmony, peace, and love."  As he concludes, he catches sight of the boy in the window.  He chases the boy to the barn and beats him with his belt, informing him that he's selfish to force his mother to look at him, "tonight of all nights."  That night, the boy's sister, Beatrice, brings him food that we saw her pilfer from the table during grace.  She kisses him on the forehead and thanks him.  

The next day, the boy's mother complains to his father that he wasn't allowed one meal in the house with the family, and the father simply responds it would've made it worse.  The scary-looking duo collecting Sacrificers then appears.  The father half-heartedly tries to convince them the family's sacrifice died during the winter, but, when the duo's leader raises a quizzical eyebrow, the father collects the boy.  The mother expresses outrage, and the father complains that they need the boy there.  (I'm not giving the father too much credit.  When the boy's collected, he's incapable of saying anything to him other than, "Son...I..."  Fuck you, dude.)  

As the leader threatens to collect one of the boy's four siblings instead, the boy avers that it's his duty as the Sacrificer to go.   Beatrice is hysterical:  she runs to him and hugs him.  As her father pulls her from him, the boy stoically tells her that his sacrifice means she's safe.  She tells him that she loves him, and he says the same.  He then joins the other children on the chain gang for parts unknown.  The challenge starting down this road with Remender is that it seems unlikely the boy and Beatrice will get a happy ending.

The issue's other story is much more difficult to follow, again in a Remenderian way.  We're introduced to the fire-haired girl, Soluna, who graces the issue's cover, and learn she's the daughter of a being, Rokos, who's apparently this world's sun god.  Her tale begins with her studying about a war that happened thousands of years earlier, that left "bones piled high as mountains."  It's clearly the Sacrificers are supposed to stop this war from happening again.

At the ringing of a bell, she bolts from her lesson and eavesdrops on her father's conversation with his mistress, Xia.  The mistress contemplates her previously youthful looks in a pool that reflects them, and Rokos mentions the upcoming Rejuvenation, which I'm assuming happens at the annual gala they also discuss and involves the Sacrificers.  

Xia complains that Rokos is spending too much time with his wife, Luna, and Rokos responds that Luna has begun to voice her "displeasure" to others.  It's unclear what provokes the displeasure, except it somehow pertains to the Rejuvenation.  Rokos tells Xia he would undo his coupling with Luna if he could and then notes he's aware Soluna is eavesdropping.  Soluna is angry her father isn't letting her attend the banquet and leaves, and Rokos sets off the process to light the sun, "the eternal chore."

It's interesting that we get another story about sacrificing innocents to stave off war here.  Remender and Thompson are certainly prophetic given how 2023 ends.

Star Wars:  Dark Droids #1:  Honestly, this issue is spectacular and exactly the sort of swing-for-the-fences story I hoped we'd get from Charles Soule during his tenure on Star Wars.

First things first, the threat that emerges in this issue *isn't* Ajax as I thought it would be.  Instead, it's a sentient droid consciousness inhabiting a small disc lying on the grounds of the Amaxine Station, where the Fermata Cage was.  We come to know this consciousness as the Scourge.  It claims it was organic at some point, seemingly referring to the period when it inhabited Dr. Aphra during "Star Wars:  Hidden Empire."  Since I'm not reading Aphra's title, I'm not really sure about much else.

At any rate, Soule uses the Scourge's musings to review the different types of droids that exist throughout the galaxy, from trusted friends like Artoo to disposable entities like the sparring partner Vader uses here.  During these musings, the glory that is Ross' art presents itself.  For example, the Scourge comments that some droids are lovers:  without the image of Lando with his feet on the Millennium Falcon's control panel, you wouldn't understand that the Scourge is referring not to, like, sexbots but the type of relationship Lando has to the Falcon.  

The action begins at the Station, as an officer dispatches a group of Imperial workers to collect everything remaining with the warning that Palpatine himself ordered them to do so.  A man named Captain Batten works with a KX-model droid and, like  Luke does with Artoo, treats him like a friend.  The droid discovers the disc, which sprouts legs and injects its consciousness into the droid, which the Scourge now controls.

Aboard the Star Destroyer, the Scourge starts taking over the droids.  Here, I'll mention Soule's care and attention is as obvious as Ross', as he builds the terror from the ground floor.  An Astromech droid the Scourge is controlling arrives in a room where two Imperial officers banter in the background.  Their discussion about their next possible mission is interrupted when one of them realizes the Astromech is rerouting the outgassing of the reactor's waste to the ventilation system.  One of the officers approaches the droid who then shocks her and the other officer to death.  In an ominous moment, another Astromech approaches and shocks them again, showing  the Scourge is more than a droid, since that maliciousness takes emotions to summon.

On the bridge, one of the officers warns the Commander all communications are down just as the outgassing pours into the room.  Ross is on fire for these next few panels, as the droids open the launch bay and we watch officers, Stormtroopers, and TIE Fighters float into space.  In an ode to horror movies, these sequences are silent, including when a medical droid uses its circular saw to kill a patient and another droid throws an officer off a balcony.

We then move to the glorious Colony of the Second Revolution, where we encounter Ajax.  A droid named Setar offers a bit of plating as  Ajax exposits that they're building a droid from their parts.  It'll be "serving none, loving all, self-ordered and self-governed, seeking only freedom and joy," containing a "seed of mind" built from the droids' experiences and understanding.  It's unclear if we're dealing with just one Christ-like droid or if Ajax is building many of them, since a droid named Gertee interrupts his reverie.

Gertee informs Ajax that one of their "crusaders," the mouse droid we saw witnessing the horror on the Destroyer before the Scourge took over its consciousness, too, reported the events to the Colony.  Ajax calls him Petyr, "a large soul in a small body."  We learn these crusaders are seeking out other sentient droids, who Ajak calls "the visioned," an occurrence that Ajax himself notes is rare.  Gertee tells Ajak that Petyr successfully reported on not just the Scourge's ability to take over a droid's consciousness but also its malevolence.  Ajak correctly sees the threat the Scourge represents to all droids and orders Gertie to prepare the troops.

Meanwhile, the Scourge revels in the data that he's now stolen from the Empire after taking control of the Destroyer, noting that he's able to use his advanced intelligence to make connections Palpatine can't, particularly given his expanded computing powers thanks to the other droids he controls.  

Ominously, Petyr launches into space onto an Alliance ship.  We see the Alliance leadership discussing how to get more information on the new Death Star.  Leia notes that sources have gone to ground in the wake of Palpatine crushing Crimson Dawn, and Ackbar opines that the Empire will have fixed the flaw the Rebels exploited in the Death Star last time.  The Scourge then takes control of Threepio, noting that his close proximity to the Alliance's leadership - and the fact the Alliance views him as family - gives him power.  Ruh-roh.

Star Wars:  Yoda #10:  I mentioned last issue that Yoda's contriteness went a long way to rehabilitating him in my mind.  It was hard to believe in his seemingly blind devotion to the Force when it didn't help him sense the threat Palpatine - let alone Dooku and Skywalker - posed.

This issue goes even farther, in a spectacular way.  Yoda dreams of Bree teaching him how to use the taratti, the instrument we saw in this series' first arc, though the dream becomes a nightmare quickly, as a demonic young Ani and dead Qui-Gon appear.

Reminiscing about the pastries Yoda used to make the Younglings in the crèche (!), Obi-Wan's spirit leads Yoda to the famous Dark Side cave.  Dismissing his fear as foolish, Yoda enters trepidatiously.  Dooku confronts him about the fact he (Dooku) tried to leave the Order but Yoda wouldn't let him, his commitment to the Light Side  preventing him from stopping Dooku when he had the chance.  Dooku alludes to what he was doing "all those times" he returned to the Temple, though he doesn't entirely clarify.  (Collecting intelligence?  Collaborating with Palpatine?)  Yoda then encounters the body of a female of his species, whom he calls Yaddle, and Dooku confirms that he killed her, "the first of many."  (Wikipedia informs me that this confrontation occurs during the "Tale of the Jedi" series, with Dooku becoming Darth Tyrannus by murdering Yaddle.)

Keeve Tennis then arrives, and I had to Google again to discover/remember she's from the "Star Wars:  The High Republic" series.  She tries to blame Yoda for leaving her to her fate, though Yoda doesn't accept that, saying it was her choice.  Suddenly, Yoda is lost in the skulls of everyone he failed to save.  Yoda begs for forgiveness, saying he couldn't have known, and, on cue, Palpatine appears, calling Yoda his greatest apprentice.  Palpatine tells him that there's no way back because of him, which Yoda accepts, saying it's hopeless.

Then, Bree appears again, saying Yoda taught him that there's no such thing as hopeless.  Handing him the taratti, Bree recalls Yoda telling him, an aphorism Yoda repeats, "the greatest teacher, failure is."  Bree happily says, "See, you do remember," to which Yoda remarks, "Yes.  I remember, Bree -- I remember everything."  With that, Yoda blasts his enemies and returns to us.  Holding the tarartti, he grumpily encounters Obi-Wan and confirms he will teach "the boy" when he comes.  As he plays the taratti, Yoda says he will also be ready to learn.

Honestly, it's all great.  It's exactly what I needed to see to forgive Yoda his trespasses.  I'm just sad the series ends here, because I'd love to see where Yoda went with this knowledge that he failed but he didn't lose hope.

Monday, June 3, 2024

Ten-Month-Old Comics!: The July 26 Top-Shelf Edition (HERE BE SPOILERS!)

Blade Runner 2039 #5:  Holy fucking shit, that's a helluva ending.

Niander Wallace, Jr. chews some scenery here, as he's want to do, as he introduces Rash to Luv and tells Luvthat Rash will obey her every word, except, like Luv, to kill a human.  Meanwhile, at Ash and Freya's refuge, Freya tells Ash that giving reproductive technology to Replicants is obscene because it means the Replicants themselves would need to build more Replicants and Freya believes no one should make more Replicants.

The argument goes unresolved as Freya and Chloe head to San Francisco.  Chloe notes that Luv knows Isobel was from San Francisco, but Ash reminds Chloe that the Bay Area is a dark zone and Luv doesn't likely have a contact, like they do, to get them into it.  (Man, I'm excited to see the Bay Area.)  Given the lack of electricity in the Bay Area, Ash and Chloe are taking an old, fuel-powered truck.

Problems occur when they get a flat tire and a group of cannibalistic yahoos who populate the Central Valley find them.  The leader sends one of the yahoos to check the truck bed, and Lexi opens fire.  Ash and she take out the rest of the gang, only to discover Chloe has a bullet wound above her heart!  Fuck!

Pathfinder:  Wake the Dead #2:  This issue is a lot better than the first one; with the characters and premise established, we actually get something approaching a story.

We begin with the Pathfinder Chronicles entry about Ecanus informing us that all its citizens graduate from Skirmish School, ready to fight the undead at any notice.  To this point, the authorities call the citizenry to action to capture the team for its "murder" of the two deathsealers.

Speaking of the team, Lem manages to send away last issue's threat with his flute, and Quinn grabs an "interesting blade."  Seelah suggests they escape to the sewers., but Quinn notes the citizens train blindfolded in the sewers.  He instead suggests they head to one of the city's "canvasariers," where the city makes all foreigners stay, figuring they can try to blend.  

Thankfully, Quinn's blade is a screamsword and warns them of danger.  It leads them a dark room in a nearby building, where a woman named Nyctessa silences the "crying blade" and introduces herself.  Seelah realizes Nyctessa was controlling the sword, which she confirms; she informs the team that it responds to necrotic energy, which she has "in abundance."  (I don't get this part.  Was she controlling it or was it just responding to her?)  The team learns Nyctessa was also trying to meet Gabsalia Venris but got trapped in Ecanus when they shut down the city.  

Nyctessa informs the team that her divination spell showed her Gabsalia trapped at a refuge for escaped Gebbite "quicks" in the Spellscar desert or, as Harsk calls it, the Mana Wastes, "with the wild magic storms and the zombie dinosaurs."  Harsh is ready to call it a day when Nyctessa reveals why everyone wants Gabsalia:  she has a list of embedded quicks in all the organizations that hired them.  That said, the quicks don't know they're spies:  when they die, they'll be reborn as loyal to Geb.

Without much choice, the team accepts Nyctessa into its ranks and flees the oncoming skirmishers.  Quinn reveals the Fleshforges on the city's border with the Wastes release their "unholy creations" into either the city or the Wastes.  If they can make their way through a Fleshforge, they can "escape" into the Wastes.  Sajan manages to save the team from a creature, and Lem uses his illusion skills to cover their escape.  With little choice, Harsk decides to stick with the crew to head into the Wastes to find Gabsalia.

Again, this issue is much stronger than the last one, with surprise twists that still make sense.  I'm looking forward to seeing how the story unfurls.

Star Wars: Darth Vader - Black, White, and Red #4:  This issue is great.  If last issue showed us where Anakin still exists inside Vader, this issue shows us where Vader is in complete control.  In fact, the authors make you almost root for Vader here as he faces some arrogant opponents.

First, I thought Cyn's story ended last issue, but Aaron shows us Vader actually taking out Cyn and his crew.  Vader first takes out Cyn's friends, who curse him as they die.  He leaves Cyn for last, and Cyn gloats that he exploited Vader's weakness in a way Vader couldn't do to him.  Somehow, though, Vader uses his powers to shut down Cyn's motor functions, allowing him to feel and watch as some local denizens eat him alive.  Honestly, I don't really feel bad for ol' Cyn.

Steve Orlando wrote the second story and, while I'm not normally a huge fan of his work, I think this story is probably the best of the bunch.  Vader conducts a reconnaissance mission on a seemingly uninhabited planet called Uokara in the Unknown Regions, declaring it ready for mining.  Later, we see a limbless Vader in a bacta tank, itself a remarkable site.  It reminds you that a man - Anakin - exists in that suit.  The medical droid tells Vader that even he needs quarantine after contact with a Class IV planet.  Suddenly, Vader finds himself in his mind, and we meet Ghymnon, the virus that inhabits the world.  He informs Vader that he's destroyed many would-be conquerors, but, of course, as Vader says, "There is will...and there is me."  Vader manages to expel the virus from his body, which the bacta sterilizes.  We later see Vader supervising the beginning of the mining mission.

Finally, Vader returns to Hoth after an officer gets word that something has destroyed a leftover Imperial probe droid.  Vader says he'll look into it, and the officer suggests it's too dangerous even for Vader.  The officer is proven correct when a family of Wampas attack Vader.  The battle sequence involves an overwhelmed Vader barely managing to hid in the remains of an AT-AT before calling for help.  He collapses after taking out the Wampas, and the Empire collects him.  When the officer notes that he warned Vader, Vader kills him.  Ha!  Seriously, only an idiot would do that and, as we know, Vader doesn't tolerate idiots.

Thursday, May 23, 2024

Eleven-Month-Old Comics!: The July 19 Top-Shelf Edition (HERE BE SPOILERS!)

Star Wars:  Return of the Jedi - The Rebellion #1:  This issue is...not good.  It's unfortunate, too, because the plot had potential if Segura had more time to develop it.  

The Alliance gets word someone is going to assassinate Mon Mothma, but, like the selfless leader she is, she insists on still meeting a contact on her own to get intelligence he claims he has.  Admiral Ackbar taps Shara Bey and Kes Dameron to try to get more information about the plot, and their quest sends them to the location where Mon Mothma is meeting her contact.  They arrive just in time for their ship's noise to distract the assassin.

Despite the story's potential, it has numerous holes.  First, Shara and Kes spend all their time trying to get the location of the hit, despite the fact that we all know where Mon Mothma is going.  Second, it seems unlikely the Alliance would send two pilots, and not a seasoned counterintelligence operative, after the information.  It's one of my main complaints about the current era of Star Wars comics, that they're relying too heavily on existing characters.  We had an opportunity here to meet a new character, like Tala Durith from the "Obi-Wan Kenobi" TV show, but Seguara didn't take it.

It also doesn't help that the book is loaded with speech bubbles, another sign it probably should've been a miniseries.

In other words, unless you feel the need to collect all these issues, you can skip this one.

Friday, May 17, 2024

Eleven-Month-Old Comics!: The July 12 Top-Shelf Edition (HERE BE SPOILERS!)

The Hunger and the Dusk #1:  I was pretty easily sold on this series, given I enjoyed Wilson's run on "Ms. Marvel" and I enjoy fantasy.  I wasn't disappointed.

We're introduced to the Hunger when two human boys, Will and Rolly, see three orcs on horseback in the hills of the Vanishing Lands and  run to warn Will's father.  Meanwhile, the orcs discuss how the fertile valley will please their Overlord.  We learn the Northern Pastures are dying, forcing the orcs into the human's land.  Suddenly, one of the orcs smells smoke coming from the beach where their party landed.  The orcs prepare for battle, but they're all decapitated in seconds.  

In the town, the occupants prepare for battle.  Someone expresses surprise that the orcs are this far South, but Rolly's dad explains that their lands are dying just like the townspeople's.  However, it isn't the orcs who appear:  it's The Ones Who Left, who come from "the West."  We fastforward to a wounded Will wandering the burning town looking for his dad or Rolly.  It's...a lot.

Six months later, The Ones Who Left, or the Vangols as they seem more properly called, have continued attacking, enough to force a truce between the humans and the orcs.  Callum Battle-Child and his company, the Last Men Standing, arrive at the Standing Stones, which are on the border between human and orc lands.  His friend, Sev the bard, wonders why the clerics invited the "smallest, poorest fighting company in all the land" to come.  We eventually that Callum once impressed Overlord Troth when, at 19, he fought off Troth's men until the Last Men reached safety.  The cleric notes orcs value valor, but Callum wonders if it was valor or stupidity.

Meanwhile, the orcs approach and we learn that Troth is going to give his cousin, Gruakhtar (a.k.a. Tara) Icemane, to Callum as she's a great healer.  Troth tells her that he'll come rescue her if she needs it, though she notes he'll be busy getting married.  As they arrive at the Stones, he ponders if their children will "come to know this as the place where peace was born."  Tara archly asks, "our children?", and Troth comments, "...you know what I mean," showing something between them.

After Troth arrives, Callum explains that he's just a farmer's bastard son and the Last Men are poor.  As expected, Troth says that he protected his people at the possible cost of his own life, making him the type of man he can trust.  They head to the stones, and Callum meets Tara, foreshadowing with the comment, "Feels almost like a wedding," which doesn't impress her.

Surprising everyone, the Vangols interrupt the meeting after the cleric delivers his speech, and Tara expresses shock they're so far inland.  Troth sees Tara in trouble, and Callum saves her, only to get stabbed.  Tara heals him instantly, helping him kill the Vangol.  Callum is stunned he's healed, and Tara tells him that she studied the "old ways" on the Silent Shore.  She invites him to call her Tara and makes him laugh, showing something between them.  (A love triangle!)  

Ominously, the narrator (who may be Troth) comments, "They come out of the dusk.  They came with their terrible hunger to swallow the Vanishing Lands.  And we could never have imagined what lay in store for us."

In other words, it's fucking great.  The characterization is clear, the dialogue is sharp, the plot is grand:  I'm totally happy here.

Star Wars:  Bounty Hunters #36:  As mentioned last issue, Boba Fett's addition to the series has amped it up a notch.  Khel also adds a fun factor, while Catak, Deathstick, and Durge serve mostly as...well...whatever the opposite of cannon fodder is.  

At any rate, Boba Fett has T'onga pretend to deliver him to Lord Xanak Grunseit, a Black Sun scion who's unable to challenge his cousin for the throne due to a hit the Hutts put on him.  Figuring the Hutts hired Boba Fett to carry out the hit, Xanak believes he's free to challenge his cousin now that T'onga and her crew deliver on the bounty he put on Boba Fett.  (I'm not sure Xanak appreciates the Hutts' full stable of assassins but sure.)  Of course, Xanak double crosses T'onga and her crew, but Boba Fett reveals he's really working for Xanak's cousin and kills Xanak.  With Boba Fett's bounty secured, Boba Fett and T'onga's crew take out the rest of the Black Sun soldiers.  Good to his word, Boba Fett gives T'onga the name of a cyborg fixer his father recommended named Kligson.

Again, this series is finding its footing.  After way too many issues with too many dueling subplots, the focus (mostly) on one story really makes the series feel fresh.

Star Wars:  Darth Vader #36:  I'm guessing this issue kicks off the "Dark Droid" event as a droid named Ought-Six of the Droid Crush of Bestoon gathers droids Darth Vader has killed.  

Figuring their databanks contain enough data about Vader to defeat him, Ought-Six assembles droids like Gee-Ninety, Zed, and, of course, Triple-Zero and Beetee-One.  Somehow, the droids know all about Vader heading to secure the Zaly shield (as seen last issue) and that he's still sufficiently weak to make a good target.  When Zed mentions the shield is made of kyberite, Triple-Zero recalls that Vader killed him and Beetee-One at a "massive confessional built of pure kyberite."  The droids build their own kyberite shields, buying Arex enough time to commune with the parts of his body Vader used to rebuild himself.  (Man, we could use some editor's notes here.)

Of course, Vader instead uses his connection with Arex to control him, and Zed reveals that he's been working for Vader all this time to lead the droids to slaughter.  I don't know when or how Vader decided he needed to take out all these droids but bygones.  Aphra leaves, possibly with Triple-Zero and Beetee-One, and Vader has Zed rebuild all the droids, creating his own Droid Crush.

Again, this issue mostly feels like it's just setting up "Dark Droids," but it also brings some fun and humor to this series for the first time, which I fully support.

Thursday, May 16, 2024

Ten-Month-Old Comics! The July 5 Top-Shelf Edition (HERE BE SPOILERS!)

No/One #4:  We get right to it here as Ben arrives at the sports bar from last issue that Chuck Tate frequents and Tate calls to him as "Jim."  (Given that ben looks like Commissioner Gordon, I did a double-take!)  Tate, "Jim," and the barflies watch one of Tate's old games, which gives way to a newscast that mentions Coach Cade  would've had a chance to win his 100th game this week.  Tate suddenly announces he has to leave for a big booster event.  Ben follows him, and we see Tate simply bringing home a pizza and watching some TV.  Ruh-roh.

Meanwhile, the newscast shows Julia's mother, Alaina, going on a rant about Julia in response to a question about an article in which she commented about Julia.  Separately, at a press conference, we learn Danielle Gaines from Edge News published said article when she half-heartedly apologizes to Julia for it.  Julia isn't buying it, pointing out  Danielle's shoddy journalism for publishing Alaina's rant without seeking comment from Julia.  Danielle proves what a hack she is by claiming she hit "publish" by accident.  Oof.  

Their argument is interpreted when Senator Kemp takes the stage and announces that he's introducing Proposition 87, which will allow Pittsburghers to "proactively defend" themselves, through preemptive immunity, from "attacks" including "doxxing, social media terrorism, and so-called accountability data drops."  Later, Danielle hacks out again when she pays the security guard we saw at the issue's start for a piece of Adam's mail that reveals who Copycat #3's next target is.

Elsewhere, Ben visits Tate at home, and Tate recognizes him as Ben.  Ben asks why Tate is protecting Cade and goes on a fakakta spiel where he hypothesizes that Tate is worried about revealing what he knows about Cade (i.e., more about the "Clarity" note) because it'll take away his accomplishments.  Not unreasonably, Tate is like, "motherfucker, you raised a fucking serial killer, MKAY?"  Ben acknowledges he's a bad parents and says that he's trying to atone for it by finding his son's killer, who's likely Cade's killer as well.  He loses me, though, when he tells Tate that telling the truth will make people respect him more than an interception.  Like, does he live in the same America I do?

Then, a lot of things happen at once.  Someone calls into Major Crimes to tell them that Danielle Gaines is publishing the next victim's name:  Tobias North of P3.  Julia confronts her mother, who complains that she did a softball interviews of Ben Kern and No/One.  Of course, neither statement is true:  Teddy did the Kern interview, and Juila didn't interview No/One - No/One saved her life while she was recording Kenny Chobsky pulling a gun on her.  But Alaina is somehow convinced her fear-mongering is helping the situation while Julia is reporting from a bubble (where people try to assault her...).  Then, Teddy (I think) calls Julia to tell her Tate confessed to Ben that "Clarity" was a woman.

The cops arrive at North's apartment building, but No/One disables the elevators.  He arrives just in time to see Copycat #3 (presumably, but who knows at this point) shoot North, and they launch into a fight.  No/One illuminates the circle on his helmet to blind Copycat #3, and Copycat #3 uses a taser to stun No/One.  Copycat #3 then flees and hits the fire alarm, escaping in the chaos as everyone evacuates the building.  Later, at the bar, one of the barflies mentions that Tate might tell them about the afterparty that happened after the game on TV, and Ben stays to see if Tate arrives.

P.S. The podcast definitely fills in some information here that could be essential to the plot.  

First, picking up last issue's storyline, Chobsky "met" Chris O'Neil on a pro-gun sub-Reddit where they got into an argument, which prompted O'Neil threatened to SWAT Chobsky.  

Separately, Senator Kemp's brother, who apparently staunchly supported him despite being a progressive activist, changes his tune and confirms that his brother is corrupt.  

Meanwhile, in an unsourced recording, Tate admits he helped Cade get drugs and girls, because Cade liked to party.  It turns out "Clarity" was a girl who Cade found dead in bed next to him during a Spring Break party (likely the one to which the barfly alluded above).  Cade called Tate who disposed of the body for him.  Tate says he never told anyone, but obviously Copycat #3 knew.  

Finally, North oversaw a cover-up operation, paying the employees caught dumping chemicals off the Jersey Shore to claim the company didn't know anything about it.

In other words, a lot of shady shit is happening in Pittsburgh.

Star Wars #36:  This issue is an odd one, as Leia and Admiral Ackbar put the lives of four of the Rebellion's best pilots (including Lando) on the line to score a symbolic victory, striking the Emperor's statue in Monument Plaza on Coruscant.  

The pilots are (rightly) skeptical about the plan, given it's basically replicating - as Leia notes - the attack on the parade they launched in issue #26 (which I remember not at all).  But Leia and Ackbar see value in striking at Palpatine and Vader while the Force Wave distracts them, so in the pilots go.  

The team loses two pilots almost immediately, discovering the statue itself is a trap, armed with laser canons.  Chewie manages to grab Nien Nunb after he ejects from his ship and bring him aboard the Falcon, setting up his origin story as Lando's co-pilot.  They escape through all the various layers of Coruscant, per Ackbar's plan.

Later, a furious Lando berates Leia for wasting the two pilots' lives on a failed plan.  But Leia informs him that one of them got off a good shot, and we see the destroyed statue on the issue's last page.  Although Leia crows that its all over the holonet, I'm Team Lando here, as it seems harsh that Leia and Ackbar sacrificed the two pilots' lives - pilots who were among the Rebellion's best - for a public relations stunt with limited impact.

Star Wars:  Yoda #9:  Like "Star Wars:  Darth Vader - Black, White, and Red" #3, this issue does an excellent job of making Anakin's fall all the more tragic.  

Given a pretty great sequences of events, Yoda finds himself orbiting Golatha inside the remaining megadroid's body.  Despite the fact that he's suffocating, Yoda uses it as a learning opportunity for young Skywalker, as he has a doubtful Anakin use his powers to stop the megadroid's spinning.  Throughout the drama, their exchanges are delightful and clearly amplify Yoda's devastation that he failed to save him, as we see at the issue's end when he finally acknowledges Obi-Wan's ghost.

I've been rough on Yoda for years, given the deference paid to him despite his failure to recognize Palpatine as Darth Sidious.  But Yoda finally acknowledges that here, telling Obi-Wan that he hasn't removed himself from the galaxy for penance but because it's better without him.  With that acknowledgment, Yoda is right back on my list of favorite characters, the rare Jedi who can acknowledge both his failure and his grief.

Wednesday, May 15, 2024

Ten-Month-Old Comics!: The June 28 Top-Shelf Version (HERE BE SPOILERS!)

Local Man #5:  This issue probably should've been two issues given how much Fleecs and Higgins cram in here.

The issue starts with 3rd Gen en route to "4 the Community Center," the former 4th Gen academy where Jack is currently imprisoned.  One of the team members informs Erica that they're not getting a reading on Camo and that someone on the police dispatch they're monitoring said that Camo was dead.

Meanwhile, in the Center, Jack recalls that he was promoted to 3rd Gen before classes started, but a panel on the wall still recognizes his handprint so he gains access to some sort of rec room.  Jack sees a photo of his former classmates and exposits their powers, focusing on Angelique, who had teleportation powers.  Suddenly, Camo's "child" from last issue teleports into the room and starts stabbing Jack.

During their fight, the guy - who *I think* calls himself Deliverance so we'll go with that - exposits that he is trying to kill Jack because...Jack left Farmington?  I think?  Apparently Deliverance's father was supposed to work at the Center, but after Jack left they shut down the Center.  As such, Deliverance's father died a paper boy, something Deliverance doesn't want to do.  But his story makes no sense.  After all, I'm guessing they shut down the Center because Camo stole the 4th Gen recruits' powers and gave them to his "children," which Deliverance should know since he got Angelique's powers.  It doesn't make sense that they pulled the plug on 4th Gen just because the hometown hero left town.

At any rate, before Deliverance can kill Jack, Pepper tries to stop him, and Deliverance stomps her, saying that Camo liked him because he "never froze up like a pussy when somethin' had to die."  Jack then beats the shit out of him.  He cradles Pepper's body, telling her that he should've been there for her, that he was a "selfish fucking stupid asshole."  Before Deliverance can teleport a weight rack on Jack's head, Inga arrives and shoots him with Brian's gun.  (Brian apparently called her, and she got to him before he died.)  Jack explains to Inga that Deliverance killed Hodag for Camo Crusader.

In good news, Pepper is fine!  We see a flashback where Pepper got into one of Camo's tubes, making herself indestructible.  (That said, it happens after Pepper displayed some curious behavior, so I'm not sure it's the end of the story about Pepper.)

With Deliverance defeated, 3rd Gen arrives.  Based on Erica's comments, Jack realizes that Erica knew what Camo was doing.  We find out Camo was furious that Erica had an abortion, which is why Jack thinks he fired him.  Erica explains she liked Jack because he was uncomplicated, and Camo fired him because he was cutting ties to the Aphek Project.  (Was he?  It didn't seem like he was in the cave.)  Camo figured Jack would just become a drunk, not start looking into conspiracies.  Jack insists that Farmington is his home, and Erica tells him that she doesn't believe him.  She doesn't believe that he could care about anything except his image, which is why she had the abortion.

We cut to Jack telling this story to Inga in bed, telling her that he wants to start small, to be a good guy.  Inga tells him that she always thought he was one and tells him to leave before Brian's mom returns with the kids.

Then, we get to the part that feels tacked onto the issue as Inga gets a call from "Investor 1" and "Investor 2."  Over the course of the conversation, we learn that Inga now has the Aphek Engine and is using it to churn out "super-laborers" to match whatever skills the Investors need, like super strength and "human petroleum manufacturing" (powers that the 4th Gen recruits also had, as shown below).  It turns out Inga was in charge of Camo Crusader but, like Investor 1, saw him as a liability.  Investor 2 asks if she's going to eliminate Crossjack, and she tells him that she'll handle him.

In the throwback story, Camo decides to put the 4th Gen project on hold because the "heroes" were degenerates:  Meltdown and Peekaboo were lesbians, King Bee wanted to use Meltdown and Seascape's powers to make a hot tub, and, well, let's just say that The Slick's ability to "make [his] own lube" didn't endear him to Camo.  We also learn here one of the Investors is the Vice President Dan Quayle, alluding to WildC.A.T.s #1-#3 where a Daemonite impersonated Quayle!

All in all, it's chaos, but that chaos is an ode to Image in its early days so it fits this title well.

Also Read:  Dungeons & Dragons:  Saturday Morning Adventures #4

Tuesday, May 14, 2024

Ten-Month-Old Comics! The June 21 Top-Shelf Edition (HERE BE SPOILERS!)

Red Zone #4:  This series is one of the few I've read where the tension just never wanes.  Every page is as propulsive as the previous one.

We begin with Volkov sending another assassin after Crane, this time a cowboy-obsessed one named Maxim.  Meanwhile, Deidre is trying to find a way to extract Crane and Nika.  Abramov promises to keep them safe, and he and Randall take a walk through the deserted town surrounding Abramov's dacha, remembering the old times.  Surprising no one, though, Abramov alerted Volkov to Crane's presence, and Deidre warns Crane just in time.  Abramov asks Crane to forgive him as they are in "new days" but dies after drinking wine Belov poisoned.  (This part is a little unbelievable, given that Belov had to plan for Crane arriving at Abramov's and Abramov serving exactly that wine to Crane at some point.)

Crane and Nika escape to the nearby town with Maxim in pursuit.  Maxim is poised to kill Crane when, surprising me (and Crane), Vasiliev the cyborg and Milena the sniper stop him so they can kill Crane.  Vasiliev kills Maxim, Milena shoots Vasiliev, and Nika kills Milena (quipping that she "didn't even need a special bullet," an allusion to Milena's rocket-powered bullets).  A dying Vasiliev puts Milena's body in his lap and confesses that he loved her, wishing he had told her or she had noticed.  He dies, and Nika confesses that she feels badly for them.  

As the reader, I do, too.  Abramov made it clear that they've all suffered under this new Russia, their years of "expense accounts" and "fancy suits" ended.  Crane might've missed the old days but clearly built a new life for himself.  Volkov, Vasiliev, Milena, and Abramov were all still living in the past, given how much better it was then the present.  It's an example of Bunn's excellent writing where the "villains" aren't just revenge-motivated communists.

Speaking of Volkov, he arrives and engages in a fist fight with Crane.  They both delight in the battle, to the point where Crane lets him live because he hasn't felt so alive in years.  He pledges to return once he gets Nika out safely.  The issue ends with Deidre and Nika watching Crane teach his class back in New York.  Deidre asks Nika if she's going to tell Crane the truth, that he's her father, but Nika demurs.  Deidre tells her that she's going to give him the last known location of Belov, signaling that they all know his days of "laying low" are over.  Deidre is also Nika's handler now, so we're moving into "Alias" territory here, which I fully support.

Again, it was really a fantastic mini-series and I'm thrilled we're getting another installment.  I can't recommend it highly enough.

Star Wars:  Bounty Hunters #35:  This issue is great, a return to everything I want this series to be.  

T'onga sells the Edgehawk to pay her crew and hire her former boss, Khel Tanna of "Star Wars:  Han Solo and Chewbacca" fame.  She needs to find Boba Fett, whom she thinks can help restore Valance's memory.  Tanna's associate, a Clawdite named Catak, starts a bar fight in the Bounty Hungers Guild Social Club, and Tanna hires the last two bounty hunters standing, Deathstick and a Gen'Dai named Surge.

On the Enigma Catalyst, Valance is trying to draw the faces he remembers, and Bossk snaps at a Clawdite who makes fun of Valance, warning him to let Valance grieve his loss.  It's an interesting turn of events given these two guys were ready to kill each other last issue.  

The raid on Boba Fett's hideout goes as poorly as expect, though T'onga gets over her fear of him and disarms him.  (He is *smoking* hot here thanks to Medina and Prianto.)  He agrees to help so long as they do a favor for him first, which I'm sure won't be complicated or dangerous at all.

Again, this series has been struggling for a while so I'm thrilled to see it find its footing.

Star Wars:  Darth Vader - Black, White, and Red #3:  This issue is probably the best of all these "Black, White, and Red," series.  

Aaron's Vader story wraps up as expected, with Vader using his powers to take out Cyn and his allies.  But it's Johnson's story of Vader using a transport full of Rebel soldiers' family members to destroy their base and Bernadin's of Vader forcing a Rebel spy to become a double agent to save her family (even if she could never speak to them again) that underscore how far Anakin fell.  

I often struggle with depictions of Vader, because it's hard to see Anakin in there.  But in both these stories you can see where Anakin's overconfidence - which we saw in "Star Wars:  Yoda" #8 - leads him to play with his food, as he so often does, in his pursuit of order.  It's unusual to get one story to push that point so elegantly, so it's a treat to get two doing so here.

Monday, May 13, 2024

Ten-Month-Old Comics! The June 14 Top-Shelf Edition (HERE BE SPOILERS!)

Star Wars:  Darth Vader #35:  I stopped reading "Doctor Aphra" because I find the schtick of Aphra always finding a way to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat tiresome, so I can't say I'm thrilled to see her here.  That said, I'll admit that it makes sense that Vader sought out Aphra for help with his particular problem since she apparently once tried to neutralize his powers with a "kyberite confessional," which I don't remember and don't care enough to research.  

Aphra leads Vader and Ochi to a planet named Ringo Vinda, where she presents Vader with a kyberite shield.  She explains that kyber grows in kyberite due to their oppositional properties, so kyberite can channel and guide the Force.  (I'll be honest, this part makes no sense.  I thought Pak was setting up that kyberite negates the Force due to the "oppositional properties" bit, so I don't get why it "channels and guides" it instead.)  Vader tries to use the shield to kill Aphra, but she's somehow uploaded a program that protects her from it.  (Why does a kyberite shield have software in it?  By now, we should know not to ask questions.) 

At any rate, droids appear to take out Vader, so Aphra is probably going to escape again.  Whatever.  At least this issue didn't have Sabé in it.

Star Wars:  Sana Starros #5:  I guess this issue is OK?  It's a little too busy but Ireland does a solid job making all the component parts clear enough to provide a satisfying ending.  The most interesting part is Phel not remembering that Sana came to Lothal to try to spring him from the Imperial Academy, though Ireland leaves what happened to Phel's memory a mystery.  It opens the door to Sana and Phel reconciling one day, which is nice.  All in all, it feels like Ireland had a much larger story planned and was forced to cram it into five issues.  Given how long the editors gave the Sabé drama in "Star Wars:  Darth Vader," Sana deserved more time, which we'll hopefully get in the future.

Sunday, May 12, 2024

Eleven-Month-Old Comics! The June 7 Top-Shelf Edition (HERE BE SPOILERS!)

Star Wars #35:  This issue isn't terrible, but the character of Dr. Cuata gets lost in a lot of exposition and foreshadowing.  It's a shame because he's an interesting one, as he has a direct relationship with kyber crystals despite the fact that he isn't a Jedi or a Sith.  

In exchange for fixing Luke's lightsaber, Cuata asks Luke to heal a red kyber crystal (through a ritual that Gretta's people, the Fallanassi, used in the days after the Sith's fall) and engage with a clear one.  In the first case, Luke encounters a Sith in a throne room (a pretty spectacular scene due to Rosenberg's colors) and Vader.  In the second one, he encounters Yoda, which turns the crystal green.  Luke departs with both crystals and his repaired lightsaber.  Gretta informs us that her debt to her family is discharged, though I can't for the life of me remember what said debt is or why her helping Luke would discharge it.

One of the issue's more interesting parts is when Cuata describes lightsabers as comprising only five parts:  a power cell, the casing, the focusing lens, the emitter, and the crystal.  The rest is just wiring and an on/off switch, though that seems pretty oversimplistic, unless the Force gives Jedis knowledge of electrical engineering.  That said, Cuata highlights the fact that Luke found both his previous lightsabers so it's probably time for him to make his own.  I hadn't entirely realized that before, so I'm intrigued to see where Luke's journey to make his own lightsaber takes him.

Star Wars:  Yoda #8:  This issue is the best of the series, as Yoda's experience serve as a great foil to Anakin's confidence (or, overconfidence, to Yoda's mind) and vice versa.  Anakin's confidence is shaken when the Separatist droids on Golatha take out all of Company 326 before Yoda can stop them.  But Anakin's plan to burst into the Megadroid factory still works, even if Anakin and Yoda are forced to face the final Megadroid on their own.  Other Jedia Masters often dismiss Anakin due to his brashness, but it seems to intrigue Yoda, even if he has reservations.  I'm glad we get at least one more issue of them together.

Also Read:  Star Wars:  Return of the Jedi - The Empire #1

Saturday, May 11, 2024

Eleven-Month-Old Comics!: The May 31 Top-Shelf Edition (HERE BE SPOILERS!)

Local Man #4:  Man, our dude just can't keep himself from trouble.

Jack stands in front of a closed quarry and exposits (via a conversation with Pepper) that Inga's husband, Brian, mentioned he saw lights in the sky above the quarry and Frightside mentioned Hodag was obsessed with it (the quarry).  Jack initially pinned Hodag's death on interrupting a drug deal there since, in Jack's days, dealers used to work from the quarry.  Brian interrupts Jack's reverie when he arrives to inform him that someone drowned Frightside.  Brian notes the coincidence of Jack visiting her at the community center and her winding up dead.  Before Brian can arrest him, Jack flees over the fence and jumps into the quarry, following some underwater lights into a cave.

In said cave, Jack discovers human sized tubes and the Mercy Seat, the "literal lid that contained all the wisdom and power of God," which only the most devout can touch.  Camo Crusader appears from the shadows and Jack hugs him, telling him that "something cosmic-level fucked" is happening in the town.  Jack then realizes the Crusader isn't wet, meaning he didn't arrive via the quarry, and the Crusader begins beating Jack to a pulp.

As he kicks Jack's ass, the Crusader exposits that he'd never thought Jack would return to his home town, figuring instead that he'd "end up doing cheap carnival tricks at the Hall of Heroes like the others."  Showing how nuts he is, the Crusader asks why Jack suddenly decided to make something of himself, concluding that he wanted to ruin the Crusader's life by ensuring he didn't "leave anything behind on Earth."  (Um, OK.). The Crusader continues to rant, saying Erica did things for Jack that she'd never did for him.  (Um, OK.)  He then tells him that Jack stole "a child from my wife's womb."  (Um, did Erica have Jack's baby?)  The Crusader tells him that he now has no one with whom to share his immorality, and Jack realizes the Crusader opened the Mercy Seat.

Before the Crusader can kill Jack, Brian arrives and tells the Crusader he's under arrest for assault and trespassing.  (Um, sure, dude.  Like, you thought the gun would work on this guy?)  Before the Crusader can kill Brian, Jack mortally wounds the Crusader with an arrow through the eye. (He was shooting for his hand.  Apparently, he never mastered the bow and arrow.  Heh.)  Jack exposits that he thinks the Crusader was going to make himself a god by attaching the Mercy Seat to the Aphek Engine.  Jack accuses the Crusader of killing Hodag and Frightside for stumbling upon his secret, but the Crusader cryptically says before he dies that, "All my children must now do for themselves."

Later, Jack awakens in the police HQ, which is in the same building as the community center and is apparently the former 4th Gen training facility.  Jack finds some files of his fellow former 4th Gen recruits and connects the recruits to the Crusader, either as his "children" themselves or as victims of his children because they stole the 4th Genners' powers via the Aphek Engine.  Outside, some guy with a mullet who I think we're supposed to recognize arrives and stabs Brian and makes his way to Jack.

Meanwhile, the back-up story confirms that Erica did seemingly have Jack's baby.  The Crusader, Neon (a.k.a. Erica), and Jack wind up stranded on a strange planet.  After Jack confesses that his failure to kill a deer while hunting with his dad led to their estrangement (and his inability to shoot a bow and arrow), the Crusader helps Jack aim his bow and arrow.  Later, the Crusader asks Jack to impregnate Erica, since the tonic that gave him his powers also means that he can't feel (or, presumably, you know).  It seems like the Crusader thought that Erica and Jack would just have sex the one time, but they definitely didn't stop.

Pathfinder:  Wake the Dead #1:  Van Lente spends a lot of time telling us the characters' histories and motivations here, which makes me long for the days when everything wasn't mini-series that required constant exposition.

At any rate, six adventurers find themselves in Ecanus, a Nexian city on the border with the "undead nation of Geb."  More specifically, they're in "the Awful," a former garden district "reduced to viscera thanks to the explosion of a massive flesh forge" that Nex's battlemages used to churn "out Nexian horrors to battle Geb's lifeless hordes."  Fun place!

Sajan Gadadvara and Lem (!) are an Irorian monk and Chelaxian minstrel, respectively, working for the Firebrands for their first brand, though Sajan is also trying to get the Brands to tell him something about his sister (of course).  Quinn, a "consulting investigator," is our insufferable expositor who provides this information to us.  Seelah is an Iomedaean paladin working on behalf of the Knights of Lastwall, and Harsk (!) rounds out the group as a Pathfinder agent.  They're all after Gabsalia Venris, an advisor to Geb's spymaster.  She clearly put out word to every group in Golarion that she wanted to escape Geb.

The adventures becomes a team when two Nexian deathsealers, Hazan and Jawar, arrive to make sure that Nex gets Gabsalia.  Before either side can gain the upper hand, three Gebian undead arrive.  They inform the group they were Gabsalia's mother, husband, and daughter, who the Gebians tortured to death and rose to chase Gabsalia.  Nice.  The zombies hurl their skins at the team, revealing themselves as shredskins.  Seelah exposits that her parents left Geb due to the undead legions, and she makes quick work of Gabsalia's family to send their bodies to rest.  Moving from the pan to the fire, the team discovers the deathsealers' bodies just as some other Nexian figures arrive to blame them for Hazan and Jawar's deaths.

Again, the exposition sucks, but I like the premise enough that I'm hoping Van Lente is able to dive into the story next issue, with the table now set.  The "Pathfinder" comics really excel when they're showing how awful Golarion can be, and this series promises to be no different.

Star Wars:  Sana Starros #4:  I like Sana Starros, and she deserves better than this series.  After so much promise, it's devolved into an unceasing series of aphorisms about family to the point where a Real Housewife of New Jersey would cringe.  The plot, such as it is, involves a data cube onboard the King's Ransom, a Starros possibly dealing with the Soikans (which is apparently bad), and Mevera needing a stockpile of gherlian fur.  Yeah, I don't know either.  At any rate, if Phel is right and the family abandoned him after the Empire arrested him, it isn't easy to empathize with the Starros women as they keep trying to make him the bad guy.  In fact, it seems like the Starros women all make terrible decisions and disown anyone who calls them on it.