I cover a lot of different titles, with some particular attention to the previous runs of "Spider-Man 2099" and "Nova." Welcome back, Richard! Until next time, Miguel.
Friday, April 5, 2024
Ten-Month Old Comics!: The May 3 Top-Shelf Edition (HERE BE SPOILERS!)
Thursday, April 4, 2024
Eleven-Month-Old Comics! The April 26 Top-Shelf Edition (HERE BE SPOILERS!)
- Jack talks to Inga, and he (not unreasonably) thinks they're flirting. But he crosses a line when he kisses her, which is pretty much Jack to a T. She doesn't react too badly (though makes it clear it shouldn't happen again). When thinking about how Inga's husband is basically just guarding the quarry since nothing happens in the town, Jack realizes he needs to go to the quarry to investigate the Hodag mystery.
- At Third Gen HQ, Cutting Edge sends Soft-Kore into Camo Crusader's quarters; as he pulls a huge cross, she shows him a headline about Jack saving the priest.
- At Stacy's hotel, a maid discovers Stacy's body as the Fright appears ready to enter our dimension.
Wednesday, April 3, 2024
Eleven-Month-Old Comics!: The April 19 Top-Shelf Edition (HERE BE SPOILERS!)
Outside the scene, Walt refuses to give Julia any more information, since the brass (particularly Mixon) is pissed that she’s out there putting them on blast. Julia calls Teddy, who celebrates the fact Julia can’t get the scoop because it means the Powers That Be are paying attention. But Julia is pissed when Teddy suggests that they’ll start having Alejandro do the reporting, reducing Julia to playing the role of the public face of the paper's coverage of the No/One story.
Later, Ben visits Aaron, who is truly as asshole. Aaron declines to confirm if Cade was on his list but claims he wasn’t responsible for Cade's murder. He notes that he thought Roe might go after Cade, though, after someone sent him Three Rivers’ football schedule with what Aaron thought was Cade’s autograph. When he saw Roe’s note from last issue, though, he realized the same person wrote Cade’s name, since it had the same weird E. He informs Ben that he told Alejandro from the Ledger about it when he visited because Ben was in the hospital. Ben asks Aaron how No/One knew to save him, and Aaron says simply that he doesn’t know who No/One is because he would’ve been there for Michael had he known. (I don’t believe that for a minute.) Like last time, Aaron wants his dad to beg for his help, and Ben blames the situation on Aaron, who tries to blame Ben for it, unbelievably, since he was with Michael on the day he was killed. (“I was wondering how long it would take to blame me for this.” JFC, dude.)
At Teddy’s office, Ben and Teddy call in Alejandro, and Teddy is furious that he didn’t tell him about Cade. (I can’t believe Alejandro didn’t run to him immediately when he found out Roe killed Cade. Is Alejandro No/One or Roe maybe?) Alejandro explains that he had spoken with a former player, Chuck Tate, who accused Cade of a “pay to play” scheme, though Alejandro notes it didn’t seem on the level of the four people No/One doxxed. Alejandro tells them that he thought Tate had more he wanted to say but wasn’t ready yet. Ben is clearly going to pay Tate a visit.
Later, at police headquarters, Mixon is for some reason forcing Ben to attend the press conference to discuss Cade's murder. In the mens’ room, Ben runs into Senator Kemp, the victim who survived No/One's attack. Kemp wants Ben to plead guilty to…something so he can then work with Kemp to go after No/One. Kemp grandstands at the press conference, where, for some reason, Ben announces his retirement.
First, we learn that Deva Lompop is Grammy Thel’s auntie because she made a promise a long time ago to protect the Starros family as if it were her own. (Given Deva looks about 20, I’m guessing she’s older than she looks if Grammy Thel is calling her auntie.) Sana is outraged to learn that her brother, Phel, swiped a set of journals when he visited Grammy Thel. We also learn that Phel is an Imp, which explains why he and Sana aren’t on speaking terms. Sana storms to the bar to order a drink, where she meets a hot blue-skinned dish named Lanitra who invites her to her ship. Deva appears and informs the pair that they leave for Hon-Tallos in three hours, apparently to steal a rancor.
At Wild Wollina’s Animal Adventures park, Grammy Thel and Mevera try to talk to Sana, but she isn’t having it: she informs them that she’s leaving once they get Aryssha back because they once again chose Phel (because they allowed him to visit, I think). To clear the park, Lanitra frees a three-headed monster called a hragscythe; Sana saves a kid from getting crushed in its stampede, and Deva uses her poison to put it to sleep. Deva hilariously has Sana douse herself in juvenile rancor urine so the rancor thinks that she’s its cub. (When Sana asks why Deva isn’t doused in urine, she remarks that rancors can sense predators. God, I love her.)
Wollina arrives along with a bounty hunter named Marl Jibs who’s apparently looking for Mevera, which is confusing because I initially thought he was there helping Wollina instead of them coincidentally arriving at the same spot at the same time, as I think happened. (I don't know if we know why Jibs wants Mevera but details at the this point.) Deva takes on Wollina as Jibs chases Sana, who eventually realizes she’s riding a rancor and has it attack him.
Deva re-appears after her “productive chat” with Wollina, and they board the rancor into a crate. Deva apparently helped Wollina build the park years ago, and we learn Lanitra is part of the Genetian Collective, a syndicate with a heart of gold because it wanted Deva’s help in shutting down the park. (Lanitra declares, “Down with tyranny!” as they discuss the park’s closing.) But Sana puts two and two together and realizes the Collective now owes Deva a favor, which she’ll use to get back Aryssha.
Unfortunately, Jibs apparently swiped Grammy Thel in the chaos, which is impressive given the fact a rancor smacked him moments earlier. He’s threatening to kill her if Mevera doesn’t surrender in 24 hours. Also Ehllo and Phel discover Aryssha eavesdropping on people trying to open one of the aforementioned journals. Ruh-roh!
It’s a fun issue, but, honestly, it’s a little too much. After only two issues, it’s really hard to keep everyone and all the intersecting plots straight. Hopefully we won't add any more characters or plots in the next few issues.