Amazing Spider-Man #673: "Spider-Island" Epilogue

*** (three of five stars)

Summary
With the Spider-Queen defeated, everyone infected by the Spider-Virus reverts to his human self -- fully naked.  The Avengers and X-Men help Damage Control begin cleaning up the scene of the final battle, and Iron Man confirms that the Queen is indeed dead.  Meanwhile, elsewhere on the site, the Jackal -- who did not die, thanks to having used a clone to deal with the Queen -- directs his clones, dressed as members of Damage Control, to steal pieces of the Spider-Queen's corpse for use in cloning her.  Spidey and MJ chat on the top of the Empire State Building, but Pete is called to Newark Airport to see off Aunt May, whose flight to Boston had been delayed due to the event.  Jay, May, and Pete watch the news, where Mr. Fantastic declares Eddie Brock the "true hero of Spider-Island."  After Jay and May depart, Kaine approaches Pete, revealing that he came to see off Aunt May -- from a distance -- as well.  He tells Peter that he's leaving town, since the Avengers know he "is -- was -- a stone cold killer."  Elsewhere, JJJ, Jr. and Joe Robertson share a drink, with Joe telling JJJ, Jr. he has to give credit to Spidey for saving New York and JJJ, Jr. just promising he'd make a call.  A construction worker sees Spidey webbing across the city and calls to him, telling Spidey that he used to think Spidey was a menace but now he thinks Spidey's "good people."  Pete returns home, where Carlie is waiting.  She tells him she's leaving him for lying to her about being Spider-Man, which she deduced based on how good he was at using his Spider-Powers, and forces him to admit to it before she leaves.  Pete goes straight to Dr. Strange, asking how Carlie could've deduced his identity (since the spell required Pete unmasking himself or being unmasked).  Dr. Strange tells Pete that the "magic whammy" he placed on him no longer works, since Pete revealed himself on the Internet (in "Amazing Spider-Man" #668).  Dr. Strange tells him that everyone still forgets that he was Spidey, but now anyone can learn.  Pete goes directly to Horizon Labs to get a vial of antidote, but runs into Madame Web on the roof.  She tells Pete that "fate" is offering him a reward, allowing him to use the antidote on himself.  Pete declines, saying that it would undermine the responsibility he has to use his gift.  Madame Web bids him farewell, telling him he will suffer a loss in the future.  Pete then goes to find MJ, who had retained her Spider-Powers thanks to her "immunity" (and was the person for whom he went to get the antidote).  Pete gives her the antidote and they talk.  He tells her about Carlie and about how he wishes he could've just once gotten the win (noting that Eddie was getting the credit).  MJ tells him to look at the Empire State Building, which is illuminated in Spidey colors (clearly as a result of JJJ, Jr.'s "call").

The Review

My main problem with this issue is that it feels pretty rushed.  Slott covers A LOT of ground, and the story suffers for it.  He does the best that he can, and it's not like it's not an enjoyable read.  But, the story moves so fast that you wind up skipping over some of the smaller, but still significant, moments while you try to keep track of the larger developments.

The Good

1) The clean-up scenes, with everyone reeling from his nakedness, were good fun.  I thought Clint, Misty, and T'Challa's conversation was particularly well done, given that I'm pretty sure a bunch of superheroes would just more or less stand naked, discussing recent events, while everyone else was somewhat panicked by his lack of pants.  (Angelica peeking through her fingers at Hercules was also great.  I mean, who wouldn't?)

2) I loved Eddie Brock being the hero of "Spider-Island."  As I said in my review of "Amazing Spider-Man" #672, I wanted "Spider-Island" to mean that people respected Spidey more.  Slott does a good job of letting us see that again in this issue, with the construction worker telling him he's good people and the Empire State Building lighting its lights in his honor.  But, at the end of the day, it's still Spidey.  He's never going to be recognized like Captain America, and Slott gets that.  It's just nice that he gave us a few moments before everything returns to normal.

3) I thought the Kaine part was handled well.  I mentioned throughout "Spider-Island" that Kaine's history as a murderous vigilante wasn't exactly something Marvel was going to be able to sweep under the rug like it never happened.  It's nice to see Slott acknowledge that here.  I'm hoping that his title is dedicated to him exploring his past and seeing whether he wants to be a hero in the mold of Spidey or a "hero" in the mold of the Punisher.  I think watching him on that journey could be really interesting.

The Mixed

1) I give Slott all the credit in the world for having SOMEONE figure out a superhero's identity.  Honestly, other than Tim Drake, I think Carlie Cooper is the only character I've seen do so.  However, I'm not entirely sure I buy the way it goes down.  Carlie really can't understand why Peter wouldn't tell her he's Spider-Man?  Comparing him to her criminal father and super-villain best friend feels like a serious stretch, particularly for someone as smart as Carlie.  Although I'm definitely Team MJ, I'm hoping that it's not this simple, that Carlie comes to her senses and realizes that Pete had a good reason to keep his identity secret.  Otherwise, it's a fairly ignominous end to a character I had finally started to like.  Moreover, it would seem almost a shame that we're not going to get to see Pete make a choice between Carlie and MJ.  I can't believe I'm saying that, but it's true.  I don't want him to chose MJ by default.  We'll see how it goes, I guess.

2) Speaking of Carlie, we find ourselves, when you take a step back, at essentially a pre-"Brand New Day" equilibrium here, or, to some extent,  even a pre-"Civil War" equilibrium.  The only people who know Peter is Spidey are the people to whom he's unmasked, but, now, the Dr. Strange/Iron Man/Mr. Fantastic mumbo-jumbo no longer works.  Carlie Cooper is gone and MJ is in the picture again.  It's not exactly the same, obviously; it's not like the deal with Mephisto was undone and Pete is suddenly married to MJ again.  But, if Pete were to get together with MJ again, it would be really difficult to distinguish this status quo from the previous one.  I actually like that Slott's toying with us in this way…but it's again something that we flash past as Slott's trying to put all the pieces in place.  (We don't even get Dr. Strange, just his astral projection, to learn about the defused mumbo-jumbo.)

The Bad

1) The revelation that the Jackal was still alive is exactly what I mean when I say that this issue feels rushed.  We see and hear him for only four panels.  It's a pretty big deal that the Jackal managed to survive "Spider-Island" and an even bigger deal that he essentially manipulated events so that he could harvest the Queen's DNA.  But, in his rush to move through the other plot items he's decided to raise in this issue, Slott presents all that information in just those four panels.   It undermines some of the credit that I gave Slott in my last review for killing the Jackal and the Queen, even if I knew they'd eventually return. 

2) We damn well better see JJJ, Jr. face SOME sort of repercussions for his actions, given that he escaped trying to assassinate Massacre without apparently even a slap on the wrist.  Slott makes no mention of Smythe here.  I'm assuming JJJ, Jr. didn't kill him or even the NYPD wouldn't have been able to let him leave the emergency center to meet Joe for a drink.  But, even if JJJ, Jr. isn't going to face some sort of scrutiny for his actions, Slott probably needs at some point to let us know that JJJ, Jr. is not, in fact, a murderer.

3) I know Slott's doing it to keep us reading, but I hated the stuff with Madame Web and Pete's upcoming loss.  I feel like we're meant to believe it's going to be Aunt May or MJ (or maybe Jay), and suddenly we ARE in the old status quo again, where the book is all about the danger Peter's loved ones face.  I trust Slott enough not to fall into the trap of constantly threatening us with their fates…but I trust him a little less after this issue.  Fingers crossed.

Final Thoughts

As I mention above, Slott really puts us in an interesting place at the end of this event.  He delivers us the Queen (one of the last open question marks from the "Brand New Day" change), returns Peter's Spider-Sense, ends the power of the "magic whammy," ditches Carlie, brings back MJ, and resurrects Kaine.  Suddenly, everything looks a lot different, a lot like it used to look, before "Brand New Day," before "Civil War."

I'm actually excited about most of the changes.  I think the "Scarlet Spider" series is going to be awesome, and I'm really glad Pete's Spider-Sense is back (particularly given its union with Pete's Spider-Fu).  I wasn't a fan of the mumbo-jumbo (even though it also accomplished something that had to be done, re-secreting Peter's identity) and I'm anxious to see how MJ fits into the coming months.  However, I'm less excited about some of the changes.  As I said above, I think Carlie is getting a raw deal if this issue is the last we see of her, particularly since she had actually started to grow on me, and I find Madame Web's vague warnings about Pete's upcoming loss to be more annoying than intriguing, paritcularly because they harken to the days of Aunt May and Mary Jane constantly being threatened (more or less the whole reason we got "Brand New Day" in the first place).

However, at the end of the day, I can live with some mild disappointment.  This event was a textbook example of how events are supposed to work.  These sort of cross-over extravaganzas started because it was fun to see the various superheroes interact with each other and work toward defeating a common enemy.  It's amazing the extent that writers have forgotten that they still need to tell a story that readers want to read (and understand).  The problem with "Fear Itself" was that it was too big to comprehend, with too many heroes and too many villains, and the story wasn't sufficiently interesting to make you want to put in the work of following everyone.  Slott returns us to the glory days of cross-over events.  By keeping the focus on Spidey, the story was easy to follow, even if you got all the tie-in issues, and, most importantly, fun and interesting to read.  Slott changed the entire status quo of Spidey's world, but it was easy not to realize that and just enjoy the fun.  "Amazing Spider-Man" is a stronger book because of it and when was the last time you could say that a cross-over event made a title better? 

Amazing Spider-Man #672: "Spider-Island" Part 6

***** (five of five stars)

Favorite Quote #1:  "YOWZA!  Now that's what I call a Spider-Woman!"  "Standing right here."  "Oops." -- Thing, (the real) Spider-Woman, and Thing, observing MJ's entrance

Favorite Quote #2:  "Ewww.  Stretchy neck.  That really freaks me out."  "No, it doesn't.  You've seen it a billion times."  "So?  You and Spider-Man?"  "Clone.  Just go with it." -- Kaine, Peter, Reed, and Peter, commenting on Peter's appearance at the side of Spider-Man

Favorite Quote #3:  "Wait.  You can't call 'dibs.'"  "Why not?  Why should you always get the best of everything?"  "Can't believe there were times I asked Aunt May for a little brother."  -- Spidey, Kaine, and Spidey, commenting on Kaine calling "dibs" on the stealth suit

Favorite Quote #4:  "C'mon, partner!  Parker Brothers away!"  "That is not our catchphrase.  We'd get sued."  -- Pete and Kaine, again with the banter

Favorite Quote #5:  "Hey, idiot.  Spider-Man never made you special.  Being Peter Parker makes you special!  So nerd up!  Be clever.  Build something!  Get us out of this!"  -- MJ, telling Pete to get his ass in gear and save the day

Favorite Quote #6:  "You said we needed a distribution system?  I have an app for that."  -- Spidey telling Reed he's using the octobots to distribute the cure

Favorite Quote #7:  "Ah!  Not liking this!  Every time this many heroes show up...someone always dies!  Usually a third-guy-from-the-right like me!"  "Focus, Gravity!  No one is dying today!"  "Well, not me!  I've got a brand new baby girl to come home to!"  "Why'd you have to say that, Luke?  Now you've jinxed it!"  -- Gravity, Iron Fist, Luke Cage, and Iron Fist, discussing why "Fear Itself" sucked

Summary
The issue begins with a different perspective on the ending of "Venom" #8, with a conversation between the Secretary of Defense and Steve Rogers' pilot narrating Steve and Venom's battle against the Queen, Venom "killing" the Queen, and the Queen being resurrected as an 28-storey-tall mutated tarantula calling herself "Spider-Queen."  At Horizon Labs, Reed and the Horizon Labs employees are attempting to enter Lab Six after Spidey's battle with the Tarantula.  Spidey has Kaine switch clothes with him (hoping a "half out of it" Eddie Brock doesn't see him unmask) so he doesn't have to explain to the Horizon Labs employees why Spider-Man is standing next to a "scruffier, longer-haired clone version of Peter Parker."  Before Reed et al. can enter, the perimeter alarm sounds.  They rush to investigate, finding MJ, who has led the people who had taken refuge at Our Lady of Saints Church to the safety of Horizon Labs.  Everyone observes that she's the only person left at Stage Two, and Reed hypothesizes it's "from all the years of being so...close...with Mr. Parker."  (Heh.)  They all then return to Lab Six, where they encounter Spider Man and an em-boxer-ed Pete, who sends everyone away so he and Spidey can build an "anti-Queen" suit.  In reality, Pete gives Kaine his stealth suit to block the Spider-Queen's sonic scream and the two head to confront her.  Along the way, they run into Madame Web, who informs Pete that the Spider-Queen is a god now, feeding off the Web of Life.  She reminds Pete that she has foreseen him killing the Spider-Queen, though he insists, as he and Kaine continue on their journey, he'll find another way.  The assembled Marvel Universe heroes protecting the various Spider-Sense Jammers observe the Queen's transformation and subsequent rampage and head to engage her.  Spidey and Kaine get there first, but Pete gets thrown at a wall by the Spider-Queen.  He's saved by MJ, who's with the assembled heroes as they arrive on the scene.  MJ encourages Pete to "nerd up," telling him that the heroes can handle the Spider-Queen but only he can save the day.  Pete has a brain wave and brings MJ to the superhuman evidence locker, where he retrieves Doc Ock's octobots.  The assembled heroes take on the Spider-Queen while MJ and Spidey head to the Empire State Building with the octobots.  Pete puts on Doc Ock's control helmet and dispatches the octobots first to Horizon Labs, where they fill up tubes of the cure, and then throughout the city to begin injecting the mutated tarantulas.  The assembled heroes continue battling the Spider-Queen, and Spidey tells Cap, who's surprised by the arrival of the octobots, that he and the assembled heroes have got to hold the line while Spidey inoculates all the mutated tarantulas.  The Spider-Queen begins losing powers as Pete takes more and more mutated tarantulas off the Web of Life, with MJ protecting him as he does so (and quietly telling him she loves him, which he doesn't hear).  Ms. Marvel and Kaine observe that the Spider-Queen is weaker and, using a move she developed with Spidey, Ms. Marvel hurls Kaine at the Spider-Queen.  He uses his stinger thingees to fly right through her, killing her.  Pete and MJ enjoy a moment on top of the Empire State Building, with Pete observing that everyone got to walk a mile in his shoes and MJ correcting him, telling him that they only got the wall-crawling parts, with everything that matters still being unique to him.  (Awww...)

The Review

So...much...awesomeness.  It was hard not to compare this event to "Fear Itself," given that it did everything "Fear Itself" didn't do.  First, Slott did a masterful job pulling together the plot points of all the previous issues (including the tie-in issues), delivering a conclusion that felt like the logical culmination of the various storylines that ran through his event...whereas "Fear Itself" just sort of ended, ignoring almost all the events happening in the numerous tie-in issues.  Second, Slott used the event to tell a story about the main hero, revealing why he's unique and why's he's the heart and soul of Marvel Comics...whereas Fraction killed his two main heroes.  At the same time, Slott used the various secondary and tertiary characters to great effect, with even Gravity getting in a funny one-liner...whereas everyone in "Fear Itself" just seemed to stand together in a group and watch the events unfold.  Third, Slott sets up several future stories here, everything from where Peter's relationships with Carlie and MJ are going to go to how Kaine is going to find a new place in the world...whereas "Fear Itself" pretty much returned everything to the way it was, but took three epilogue issues to do it.  Finally, as the SEVEN "Favorite Quotes" show, these issues were FUN and exciting...whereas "Fear Itself" was maudlin and dull.  I hated "Fear Itself" and I hate it all the more reading this event and seeing how well it was done.

The Good

1) Wow, the Queen did kill the Jackal, and the heroes killed the Queen.  As Gravity said, I was half expecting someone to die in this issue, because Marvel just can't seem to have an event without killing a hero.  But, Slott only kills the two people who pretty much had to die.  I mean, I don't believe for a minute that the Jackal won't appear again one day, given the number of clones of him that exist.  But, his "death" and the Queen's death both made sense in the context of the story and didn't feel like cheap stunts meant to make the event "mean" something.  (I'm looking at you, Fraction.) 

2) I thought using the conversation between the Secretary of Defense and Steve Rogers' pilot to recap the events of "Venom" #8 was really clever.

3) Um, seriously, Ramos can draw naked Peter Parkers forever in my book. Sexiness!  I'm so glad they put him on this event.  So much of the energy and fun of this event came from him.  I mean, the conversation recapped in "Favorite Quote" #2 was so great in part because of the faces Ramos drew, hilariously conveying Peter's annoyance at Kaine and Kaine's disgust at Reed's "stretchy neck."  Ramos also drew amazing battle scenes, like the one where Gravity, Iron Fist, and Luke Cage have their conversation in "Favorite Quote" #7.  Ramos delivered the whole package, and this event wouldn't have been as amazing without him.

4) Speaking of Peter Parkers plural, I thought everything with Kaine was great in this issue (as you can tell from his prominent role in the extensive "Favorite Quotes" section above).  I don't know how, but I really didn't see coming that Kaine, and not Peter, would fulfill Madame Web's prophecy that "Spider-Man" would kill the Queen.  It seems so obvious now, but the fact that I didn't anticipate it shows just how good Slott is at playing his cards close to his chest, making the reveal all the more exciting.  But even the smaller moments, like the two of them switching costumes at Horizon Labs, were great.  Slott does an amazing job of selling Kaine as a character in his own right, making him similar to Peter in the good ways (sense of humor, sexiness) but also different in intriguing ways (sense of doom, lethalness).  As I've said before, Kaine has always been a hodge-podge character subject to the whims of every new author.  Slott himslf take some liberties here, gives him a relationship more akin to the one Peter had with Ben.  (I certainly don't remember them being this chummy, given that, you know, Kaine was usually trying to kill him.  But, I'm sure as hell not re-reading the "Clone Saga" to fact-check the characterization.)  In the end, though, I'll allow it, because it's giving us a cool new character, an alternate vision of Peter Parker, that should be fun to explore.

5) Slott once again works in previous plot developments, like the octobots from "Amazing Spider-Man" #600 and the stealth suit and Peter working in the nude from "Amazing Spider-Man" #650.  He is just so good at this.  I thought the use of the octobots was particularly inspired.  I was wondering how Slott was going to have Peter cure the infected persons AND defeat the Spider-Queen.  I love that Slott answered both question by tying them together.  Brilliant.  It made perfect sense, since Slott had made sure we understood that the Queen's power came from the Web of Life by mentioning it in several issues.  As such, it didn't come from left field, feeling like a deus ex machina, but instead a logical conclusion to the story.

6) I actually loved MJ's Peter Parker immunity.  Was it a little childishly funny (like Ben thought)?  Yes.  Was it still funny?  Yes.  I can't believe Slott got it past the editors.

7) Speaking of MJ, I love everything about her here.  I loved her saving Peter, I loved her telling him to "nerd up" (and having that inspire him to have the idea that saved the day), I loved her telling Peter she loved him.  Slott hasn't used MJ so well in the past, often portraying her as a nag for most of his tenure.  But, in this arc, he really gives us one of the better characterization of her since "Brand New Day" started and I applaud him for it.  She serves the role she used to serve, propelling Peter into action when his doubts get the better of him.  (She was also the one to send him into the Bryant Park fray in "Amazing Spider-Man" #668.)  I could be all for a Peter-MJ-Carlie love triangle (assuming it's well done).  After all, as it says up top, we're Team MJ here, no matter how much I've started liking Carlie.  You need nothing more than this arc to remind you why.

8) I like how Slott brings in the Queen storyline, probably the last one not to be revisited since "Brand New Day" began.  He also took some of the work that had been done by other authors -- namely, Guggenheim's Raptor story and Kelly's "Grim Hunt" arc -- in revisiting the "Clone Saga" and brought it to a new place, giving us a resurrected and revived Kaine.  We've largely moved past the fallout of the deal with Mephisto that gave us "Brand New Day," but it's always nice to get confirmation that the past is what we thought it was.

9) I thought, given Parker luck, when Peter announced that he was going to save everyone, that MJ was going to die or something.  Instead, Slott actually lets him do it.  It's one of the things that I've liked the most about Slott's run:  he's no longer letting the Parker luck be an excuse for having Peter always face tragic consequences to his heroic actions.  Sometimes, he actually lets Peter get the win.  Awesome.

10) Similarly, I liked that Kaine won the day.  I mean, he even got to swing in front of the flag and that totally makes him a hero!  I also liked that he gave the credit to Peter.  As I've said throughout this arc, I was hoping that the events of "Spider-Island" would mean that people would appreciate Peter more and we definitely see that here.  I mean, you essentially get every Marvel superhero in play JUST to buy Peter time to save the day.  Along those lines, I loved MJ telling Peter that people only got to walk a mile in his wall-crawling shoes, that everything that makes him unique was still his.  Awesome.  It's exactly what I wanted someone to say, though I couldn't quite put my finger on how I wanted it said.  It essentially sums up the whole event, showing that anyone can get Spider-Powers, but only our man Pete can be Spidey.  Slott has focused on his awesomeness before (in "Amazing Spider-Man" #600, in fact, when he uses his brains to defeat Doc Ock).  I'm glad he does it again here.

The Bad

1) We never found out how the Jackal maintained his knowledge of Peter's identity even after the Iron Man/Mr. Fantastic/Dr. Strange mumbo-jumbo.  I feel like this lack of explanation is the biggest oversight of this arc, though I'm wondering if Slott is going to wrap up this loose end in the epilogue.

2) If the Jackal knowing Pete's secret identity is the biggest oversight, the fact that I'm still not sure how the Spider-Sense Jammers created a psychic barrier quarantining New York (that somehow also didn't affect the Queen) is the second biggest.  This one is even more essential to the plot.  I feel like I might get it if I re-read the event, but I feel like Slott probably should've made it a little clearer if, after 20-something issues, I still don't get it.

New Comics!: The "Spider-Island" Edition #5 (October) (HERE BE SPOILERS!)

Spider-Island:  Deadly Hands of Kung Fu #3:  OK, so, first, I have to note how clever it was for Johnston to give Shang-Chi six arms just in time for him to fight a Demon-God.  It was a little unbelievable with them, but it would've been a LOT unbelievable without them.  Johnston wraps up the story pretty nicely here.  Again, it's still a little unbelievable that Shang-Chi managed to defeat a Demon-God by collapsing a building on him, but, you know, you've got to suspend some disbelief when you're reading about guys with six arms fighting Demon-Gods.  Like "Spider-Island:  Cloak & Dagger," this mini-series didn't have a ton to do with the main plot of "Spider-Island," but Johnston does a good job of selling the connection it does have (which, to be honest, was more than Spencer did in "Spider-Island:  Cloak & Dagger").  I'm still not entirely sure why the story went where it did (Immortal Weapons, Demon-God, etc.) when I think we could've also had fun with Shang-Chi fighting off mutated tarantulas.  But, it was a fun read, and, if you like Shang-Chi, it's definitely worth giving it a go.

Venom #8:  The "Spider-Island" issues of "Venom" have truly been excellent.  I was feeling kind of "meh" about the series before this event, but Remender has used it to great effect here, really getting to the emotional core of Flash Thompson.  In this issue, an apologetic letter from his father, written on his death bed, frames the action as Flash is sent to assassinate the Queen.  Everything about his fight with her was great.  I'm surprised Remender managed to get some of the sexually charged (but pitch-perfect) dialogue past the editors, but I'm glad he did.  I hadn't really gotten a handle on the Queen before this issue, since I've never read an issue with her in it before.  But, Remender uses her taunting to narrate the story of her life in an organic way, so that it doesn't feel like obvious exposition.  The arrival of Captain America at the end was awesome.  I totally didn't see it coming, but I'm really excited to see the two of them working together.  I feel like Cap could be a great influence on Flash, and I hope we see him again soon.  Once again, this title is home to a major "Spider-Island" development, the transformation of the Queen, and I can't wait to see how it plays in the finale.  I'm also excited to see where Remender takes Flash from here.  Great stuff, all around.

Amazing Spider-Man #671: "Spider-Island" Part 5

***** (five of five stars)

Favorite Quote:  "Don't worry, people.  It's gonna be okay.  I'm Mary Jane Watson...and I'm all the super hero you need!"

Summary
MJ fights off some mutated tarantulas and answers a cry for help at Our Lady of Saints Church, noting to herself that she really gets it, "The great power -- great responsibility.  The whole bag."  At the emergency command center, Spidey keeps JJJ, Jr. from killing the Spider-Slayer, webbing him in a cocoon and telling Glory to lock down the command center behind him, because he's leaving for Horizon Labs.  Using her connection to JJJ, Jr., the Queen "overhears" Peter and realizes that Horizon has developed a cure.  She takes control of Sajani, one of the infected persons, turning her into a mutated tarantula just as Reed is giving her the cure.  Spider-Woman subdues her while Reed injects Sajani with the cure, returning her to normal (and proving to the Queen that Reed has, in fact, manufactured the cure).  The Jackal sends Tarantula to Horizon Labs, where Grady and Bella are talking to Eddie Brock about his sacrifice.  Number Six appears (dressed in a hazmat suit) and asks them to leave.  He checks on Brock and then disappears in to the sewers, revealing himself to be Morbius.  Spidey, en route to Horizon, runs into Firestar and Gravity, who are protecting a Spider-Sense Jammer.  Madame Web observes their interaction, deciding it was time for her to take action.  At Horizon, the Thing is holding off the mutated tarantulas, pondering that it seems like they're setting up a diversion (as Tarantula enters the Labs).  Reed speaks with the staff members at Project:  Rebirth, who confirm they've cured Spider-King and reveal he's Captain America.  (Reed notes that, to synthesize a cure, they'd need to "cultivate antibodies from a living symbiote."  General Dodge tells him that how they did so isn't important at the moment.)  Madame Web psychically projects herself into Horizon Labs, telling Reed that the Spider-Sense Jammers are jamming her access to the Web of Life.  She also notes that they caused the loss of Spider-Man's Spider-Sense, which is news to Max Modell.  Max tells everyone at Horizon Labs to drop what they're doing to help "fix Spider-Man."  Meanwhile, Peter enters his lab...only to be attacked by Tarantula, who was able to enter given that he's got the same DNA as Peter.  Peter holds off Tarantula for a while with his Spider-Fu, but Tarantula, who has reviewed tapes of Peter's new moves, defeats him, making his way to the vat holding the cure.  Tarantula is about to throw a contamination capsule into the cure, but Peter webs it from his hands.  Tarantula grabs Pete and is about to throw him into the cure (which would eliminate his Spider-Powers) just as the Horizon Labs folks find the right frequency to restore Pete's Spider-Sense.  Pete is all the more powerful, with his Spider-Sense working with his Spider-Fu.  He fends off the Tarantula, hurling him into the vat.  Kaine emerges, totally healed, and informs Pete that the Queen has been behind all the shennanigans.  Meanwhile, Madame Web regains her ability to see the future, but realizes that the Queen also now has amped-up, almost godlike powers.

The Review
Holy crap, gang, a lot happens in this issue!  All threads (heh) come together here, setting up a truly awesome finale.  Even with two bad points, I'm still giving this issue five stars, because I found it to be a page-turning read.  I had no idea where Slott was going with the story (in a good -- nay, great -- way), and the surprise ending was not only a surprise but made sense in terms of the groundwork Slott's being laying throughout this arc.  Anyway, enough rambling.  Let's get to the good stuff!

The Good
1) I loved MJ with Spider-Powers.  All the more, I loved MJ noting that she understood Peter now, not only the power, but the responsibility.  I've mentioned a few times in these reviews that I was hoping that the people who love Peter and know his secret would feel this way, so I'm glad that Slott went there and showed it to us.

2) MORBIUS!  Awesome.  Awesome, awesome, awesome.  It makes perfect sense.  When Reed referred to Number Six's extensive knowledge of Parker DNA, I thought it might've been Tony Stark, given his experience with the spell that re-secreted Peter's identity.  But, Morbius is even better, because it makes sense why his identity was a secret.  (I loved his sewer entrance.)  Often, I find that these sorts of "secrets" just wind up being obvious ploys to inject drama into a situation despite not being all that shocking (see my "Control"/Misty discussion in "Spider-Island:  Heroes for Hire").  But, it makes sense that Morbius isn't just going to be wandering around Horizon Labs, grabbing a latte with Grady.  As usual, Slott really delivers here.

3) Yay, Spider-Sense!  When I first heard about "Spider-Island," I figured it'd be the way we'd see a return of Peter's Spider-Sense.  But, the way it's done here is awesome.  I loved Max's inspirational "call to geek," if you will, asking Horizon Lab's employees to focus all their energies on helping Spidey because they owed him.  Again, I've been hoping throughout this arc that people would see Peter and his awesomeness in a whole new light, and Max's speech just seems a great expression of the respect I'm hoping people keep for Spidey after this arc ends.  I mean, he'll always be misunderstood by the public, but having people close to him "get" him all the better would be great to see.  Also, I love that the Spider-Sense blended with the Spider-Fu.  Peter is BAD ASS now!

4) I don't know a lot about the Queen, but Slott really pulls off an intricate plot twist here.  I thought he did a great job connecting a lot of events.  The creation of the Spider-Sense Jammers is what interrupts Madame Web's ability to see the future, which in turn makes her desperately appeal to Reed to restore her connection, which leads to the resurrection of Peter's Spider-Sense, which leads to the super-powering of the Queen's powers.  Awesome.  Peter himself notes that his Spider-Sense is better, working with his Spider-Fu, so Slott makes sure not to only power up the Queen.  (See below, though, for the down side of this development.)

The Unknown
Is the Jackal dead?  Also, we still don't know how he knows Pete's secret identity.

The Bad
1) Spidey's conversation with Firestar and Gravity is a bit odd.  When they appear in "Amazing Spider-Man" #666, they were really awed and inspired by Spidey.  Here, they're kind of rude.  I mean, maybe, you know, it has to do with them battling crazed mutated tarantulas trying to take out the Spider-Sense Jammers, but still it was a little weird to see the tone shift without an explanation.

2)  Speaking of the Spider-Sense Jammers, I still feel like (as I mentioned above) Slott hasn't really fully explained them, or the "psychic barrier" they created, yet.  For example, they didn't seem to affect the Queen negatively, since she maintained her connection to the Web of Life, even though Madame Web didn't.  I still think Slott needed to do a better job of explaining how exactly the Spider-Sense Jammers created the psychic barrier.  He clearly connects Pete's Spider-Sense and Madame Web's visions to the mystical Web of Life, which also gives the Queen at least her psychic powers.  So, again, why would she not be denied her psychic powers if Madame Web was?  Also, why would this psychic barrier hem in the infected persons?  Answers we still need.

On Kaine
I thought having Kaine enter Peter's lab using his DNA was great.  Slott always thinks of this stuff.  Speaking of Kaine, I'm excited to see him healed.  I've seen the adverts for "Scarlet Spider," and, I have to say, I'm kind of excited about it.  I feel like Kaine has previously always been a character with an uneven characterization.  In "Who Was Ben Reilly," he was a crazed maniac trying to get his final revenge on Ben Reilly and Peter Parker for having the life he wanted.  (Like I said in review for "Spider-Island:  Deadly Foes," though, I still don't understand why was he furious at Ben Reilly and Peter Parker for having the life he wanted but not at Miles Warren for making him that way in the first place.)  However, in "Grim Hunt," he was heroic, sacrificing himself for Peter.  He's been a character who needed either to be purged from Marvel's history or to be rewritten from a new persepective.  I'm excited it looks like we might get that in "Scarlet Spider."  The author of that book, though, is going to deal with the blood that Kaine has on his hands.  I'm hoping making amends for his past will be part of his title, similar to Bucky in the upcoming "Winter Soldier" series.  (Next year is going to ROCK!)

New Comics!: The "Spider-Island" Edition #4 (September/October) (HERE BE SPOILERS!)

Spider-Island:  Deadly Hands of Kung Fu #2:  OK, I'm not totally following everything happening in this title, because my only exposure to Iron Fist and Shang-Chi have been in the recent runs of "New Avengers" and "Secret Avengers."  As such, I'm not really steeped in their lore, if you will, making it difficult at times to follow all the nuances of the plot.  I'm not sure if the Bride of Nine Spiders or Ai Apaec are characters unique to this series or ones I'm supposed to recognize.  I get that the Bride is more or less an innocent bystander, but I'm not entirely sure what Ai Apaec's motives are, other than possibly to eat Iron Fist.  So far, this mini-series definitely isn't on the same level as the "Spider-Island:  Cloak & Dagger" mini-series, which has a similarly tangential relation to "Spider-Island" but at least a more compelling story.  If you were wondering if you were justified in skipping this one, you were.  But, it's not a terrible story, so I'll definitely be there to see how it ends.

Spider-Island:  I (Spider) New York City #1:  This issue gives us four different stories of New Yorkers who gain Spider-Powers.  They're all pretty decent, if not great, stories, reflecting on the "with great power comes great responsibility" adage.  A quiet theme of "Spider-Island" -- one that I expect we'll see more specifically mentioned in the epilogue, just like I expect people like MJ to talk to Peter about what it was like to have the powers he does for a little while -- is that Peter Parker is a remarkable guy.  As one of the criminals mentions in the first story, it's pretty amazing that Peter hasn't used his powers to rob banks or hurt people.  "Spider-Island" will hopefully be a good reminder of that, particularly for the people who love Peter and know his secret.  (Also:  I loved Spider-Cat!)

Spider-Island:  Heroes for Hire #1:  Of all the tie-in issues, so far, I think I like this one the most.  I read "Heroes for Hire" #1 when it was included free in an "Avengers" (I believe) issue a few months ago, and I can't say I was particularly intrigued.  I didn't see why it was so mysterious that Misty was Control.  I mean, she was already a superhero.  It wasn't like discovering that Peter Parker is Spider-Man.  It's basically just discovering that a superhero also had another identity as a...superhero.  In other words, it wasn't exactly as dramatic of a conceit as I felt like DnA wanted me to believe.  That said, this issue rocked.  The decision to focus on Misty was a wise one, giving us her view of the chaos of "Spider-Island."  I've always liked Paladin and I like that DnA humanize him here, something I assume they also did in the original series.  Moreover, this issue is more immersed in "Spider-Island" than some of the other tie-in issues have been, with Misty battling page after page of infected persons and mutated tarantulas.  I mean, it lost a little in translation, given that, again, I'm not sure exactly what Misty's deal is as a result of the events of "Heroes for Hire."  (Does everyone know she's Control or is that still a "mystery?")  But, DnA still give you a compelling story here, conveying Misty's loneliness as a result of the chaos that we're seeing in this later part of "Spider-Island," where no one really knows who they can trust.  Good stuff. 

Spider-Island:  Cloak & Dagger #3:  OK, I'm just going to say:  I'm really disappointed with the way this mini-series ended.  In the end, I have no idea what Spencer was trying to do here.  Mr. Negative engineers a switch in Cloak and Dagger's powers, seemingly at the behest of D'Spayre.  However, to my mind, a "dark" Dagger is much more likely to assassinate him than a "light" Dagger, so I'm not sure why Mr. Negative would agree to engineer such a switch, particularly when he acknowledges he can't do anything about the ultimate outcome of Tandy killing him.  (So, why make a deal with the devil if the devil can't do anything about your situation?)  Like Tandy said earlier in this mini-series, he actually seems like he's now responsible through his actions for making said outcome happen.  (It's these sentences right here that pretty much sum up my dislike of destiny-changing storylines, a dislike almost as intense of my feelings on time-travel storylines.)  Moreover, I'm not really sure why the switch had to happen.  If I figured out the events correctly, Dagger was being overwhelmed by the Darkforce dimension, so Cloak had to help by, I don't know, giving her his darkness?  It was extremely unclear to me, which sucks, since Spencer obviously intended the power switch to be the whole point of the mini-series. Plus, Spencer never really ties this story to "Spider-Island."  I was wondering if we'd see a more obvious connection in this issue, given the tenuous connection it's had in the previous issues.  Instead, it's mentioned briefly in passing, as an excuse for the damage that Cloak and Dagger's power switch caused.  At the end of the day, I'm just left feeling confused.  I'd buy a Cloak and Dagger regular series, but Spencer needs to do a better job keeping them grounded, as opposed to immersed in destiny-changing hocus-pocus like we see here.  I really liked where Spencer was going when this mini-series started, but it's hard not to feel disappointed by its vague (and not in a fun way) conclusion.

Amazing Spider-Man #670: "Spider-Island" Part 4

**** (four of five stars)

Favorite Quote:  "Man, this'd be the perfect time for a certain someone I know to swing in and save me.  Anytime now."  -- MJ, fleeing mutated tarantulas

Summary
At Horizon Labs, Reed conintues to work trying to find a cure, while putting the Spider-Sense Jammers into effect.  Meanwhile, the infected persons (now including Randy Robertson, Hawkeye, and Shocker) enter phase three of the Spider-Virus, turning into mutated tarantulas.  The already-mutated Carlie and Shocker follow the other tarantula drones to Central Park where the Queen holds an audience with them (and conveniently exposits her back story).  Spider-King (really Venom in disguise) arrives and joins the Queen and the Jackal.  Meanwhile, Anti-Venom is healing people in Our Lady of Saints Church (as we saw in "Venom" #7) and the X-Men and Heroes for Hire are seen guarding the Spider-Sense Jammers, which allegedly have created a psychic barrier around the city, preventing the infected persons from leaving.  (Yeah, I don't really follow that, either.  See below.)  Meanwhile, JJJ, Jr. is exasperated as Reed continues to be unable to find a cure, despite only 20 minutes remaining before the entire island is infected.  Spidey (the real one) is fighting the tarantulas and is directed by Madame Web (who lost her ability to see the future last issue) to save JJJ, Jr., who has left Horizon Labs and whose motorcade is being attacked while it's en route to his emergency command center.  JJJ, Jr. reveals his Spider-Powers to Spidey and joins him in figthing off the mutated tarantulas.  The Queen senses JJJ, Jr.'s powers, and Flash realizes she intends to use her power to get him to drop the quarantine.  He's distracted however when the Queen orders him to go kill Anti-Venom, after she received a report from one of the Jackal's clones that he held the cure.  Flash calls in the news to Project:  Rebirth, which in turn informs Reed.  (Reed, meanwhile, is exploring the possibility of using Alicia Masters' blood to synthesize a cure, as we saw in "Spider-Island:  Spider-Woman" #1.)    At the emergency command center, JJJ, Jr. reveals his ace in the hole:  he's had Alistair Smythe, the Spider-Slayer, transfered from Rykers Island to ask his advice.  Smythe taunts JJJ, Jr. after he intuits that he's infected, and JJJ, Jr., who halucinates a conversation with Marla where she sends him after Smythe, attacks.  Meanwhile, Venom takes on Anti-Venom (as detailed in "Venom" #7), MJ gains Spider-Powers (finally!), and Venom delivers Anti-Venom to Horizon Labs, where Reed reveals he'll need all his antibodies, effectively ending Brock's identity as Anti-Venom.

The Good
1) I loved Slott sending up the usual "damsel in distress" trope by having MJ wondering where the hell Peter was as she was getting chased by tarantulas...and then not needing him when she developed her own Spider-Powers.  I look forward to the epilogue of this arc, becasue I'm hoping people like MJ use their experience with the powers to understand what it's like to be Peter.  (Is Spider-May next?)

2) Again, the planning and execution of the story is great.  The tie-in issues continue to be well-connected to the event.  The only odd part seems to be that the "Venom" series is running a little ahead of the main title.  We already saw Flash confront Anti-Venom and get him to Reed in "Venom" #7.  I was wondering why everyone at Horizon Labs was spinning in the first half of this issue, given that we had already seen them informed that Anti-Venom held the cure.  But, then I eventually realized that this issue started a little behind that one and it made sense.  Otherwise, though, all the other major tie-in issues -- "Spider-Island:  Deadly Foes," "Spider-Island:  Spider-Woman" -- continue to get mentioned.  We even get a preview of the "Spider-Island:  Heroes for Hire" issue.

3) I thought JJJ, Jr. bringing in the Spider-Slayer and the Queen directing JJJ, Jr. to attack him were great twists.  I mean, if I had to kill a bunch of spiders, I'd call in the Spider-Slayer, too.  Moreover, we can tell the Queen didn't have to push JJJ, Jr. too much in getting him to attack Smythe.  I've said it before and I'm sure I'll say it again, but I just love how Slott carries through the repercussions of previous plots well after the dust from those stories settle.  Most authors would've surely forgotten about Marla by now, but Slott uses her memory here to inspire a really shocking twist.  He hasn't focused on JJJ, Jr. being unhinged for a while (not since JJJ, Jr. ordered the Police Chief to assassinate Massacre in issue #656), but, unlike other authors, it wasn't because he forgot about it.  Great stuff.

4) Peter apologizing to Carlie as she disappeared into the herd was really touching.

The Unknown
After Carlie turns into a tarantula, Pete calls her "honey."  I wonder if she can understand him in that form...

The Bad
1) WARNING:  I'm going to be super nit-picky here.  I hate when authors have Storm use contractions.  X-title authors do it, too, now, so it's certainly not Slott's fault.  But, it bothers me, because it was always one of her great idiosyncracies.

2) I didn't really follow the point of the Spider-Sense Jammers.  I get that their deployment allegedly created a psychic barrier around New York, but, how did that work, exactly?  Wouldn't it just deny the infected people the ability to sense danger?  Why would it prevent them from leaving New York?  I thought the Avengers' quarantine was doing that.  Or, is it somehow tied to the Queen's telepathic control over the infected persons?  Do the Jammers deny her that control?  I mean, they clearly don't, since all those mutated tarantulas went to Central Park to greet her based on their telepathic connection to her and we saw her psychically suggest JJJ, Jr. attack the Spider-Slayer.  So, do they just screw with her powers a little?  I feel like Slott could've that a little clearer, and it's the only reason I'm giving this issue "only" four stars.

New Comics!: The "Spider-Island" Edition #3 (September) (HERE BE SPOILERS!)

Venom #7:  Wow.  I've had some issues with this series over the course of its run, namely the way Remender has handled the more or less constant threat of the symbiote taking over Flash.  I feel like all the bells and whistles surrounding this iteration of Venom -- the "only 20 missions," "only 48 hours in the suit" caveats -- have somehow made the central conceit of the title -- Flash's attempts to use the symbiote for good -- take a back burner.  But, Rememder goes back to basics here, using Flash's fight with Eddie Brock to focus on that conceit.  I loved how Remender uses Eddie as a religious figure here, giving a sense of the trauma of "phase two" of the disease, with people turning to religion to help them through the crisis.  It's been an undertone of Eddie's role as Anti-Venom since his transformation, and Remender brings it to its logical conclusion here.  To that end, Eddie lectures Flash on the dangers of the symbiote and Flash listens, for the first time coming to terms with the effect the symbiote has on him, something he's been denying since it first started to assert itself.  Flash's conversation with his father on his deathbed seems to be a testament to that awakening, an attempt to come to terms with his reality.  I can't wait to see where Remender goes with that idea, because I think it'll really re-energize the series.  Remender is no slouch on the "Spider-Island" aspect of the story either.  Of all the tie-in issues, the "Venom" ones are the most central to the larger plot.  We had the identity of Spider-King revealed last issue and here we see the military realize what we've known for a few issues, that Eddie Brock holds the cure.  I hadn't quite figured out the way Slott was going to use the fact that Eddie could cure the disease.  I had thought (worried), given the presence of the other-wordly Queen, that it was going to be something that defied belief, like some spell that forces Eddie to sacrifice himself.  I'm relieved to see it's the much more believable scientific approach!  Finally, I've mentioned before how impressed I am with the way the editors and authors are tying the tie-in issues to the main event and to each other.  You need no better example of how on fire they are on this front than Flash swinging past the "Cloak and Dagger:  Ready to Assist You" billboard!  All in all, it's a great issue, both in terms of the series itself and the larger event.

Spider-Island:  Spider-Woman #1:  Huh.  I was really excited about this issue, in part because I was glad to see Jessica Drew's connection to a Spidey-related story.  I thought it was odd during "Grim Hunt" that she wasn't included in the spiders that the Kravens were collecting, given that pretty much everyone else was.  So, when I saw she was going to have her own one-shot during "Spider-Island," I was excited.  After reading it, not so much.  The premise of the issue is odd.  In a "Marvel Two-in-One" issue a LONG time ago, Alicia Masters was infected by a corrupted version of Spider-Woman's mutated DNA.  As such, Reed, in the present, thinks she might have built an immunity to the Spider-Virus.  OK, what?  The Jackal's disease, if I'm not mistaken, is based on Peter's mutated DNA, not Jessica's.  Given that their mutations happened for different reasons, I'm not entirely sure why an immunity developed to Jessica's DNA would be the same as one to Peter's.  Moreover, we already pretty much have a cure, in the form of Anti-Venom, as we saw in "Venom" #7.  However, here, it's pitched like Alicia is the only person who can be used for the cure.  In the end, the whole issue becomes an eye-roll inducing exercise in Alicia "seeing" the real Jessica after Jessica makes the case that she, like Ben, is trying to overcome the person she was born as being.  This schtick also requires you to believe that Jessica views herself as more spider than person, which just seems totally odd and something I've never really seen her previously assert.  I'd say this issue is the only real loser for me so far in "Spider-Island."  (I, of course, then looked to see who wrote it, and it was my logic-challenged nemesis, Fred Van Lente, who wrote almost all the "Brand New Day" issues I hated.)

Amazing Spider-Man #669: "Spider-Island" Part 3

***** (five of five stars)

Favorite Quote:  "Nice gihrrl."  "Puh-lease.  I'd recast.  She's no Gwen Stacy.  Seriously, you couldn't pay me to clone her."  -- Tarantula, refering to Carlie, and the Jackal, voicing the thoughts of fanboys and fangirls worldwide

Summary
Spidey (um, I mean, Pete) and Carlie are jumped by Chance, Scorcher, and the White Rabbit, who are guarding the former Jackal HQ from intruders.  When the White Rabbit takes out Carlie, Pete breaks out the Spider-Fu, disabling the three super-villains (and raising Carlie's suspicions over how he's "half-spider, half-Jackie Chan").  Carlie tells Pete to meet her at the police station -- with Spidey -- so that the three of them can discuss the Jackal's involvement in the plot.  Meanwhile, the Jackal watches the fight from his new HQ and then calms the mysterious benefactor's concerns over Carlie and Pete figuring out his connection to the plot, noting that phase two is on schedule.  Elsewhere, almost everyone in New York (except MJ) has developed Spider-Powers, and the Avengers do their best to enforce the quarantine, keeping out people seeking to get powers and keeping in people wanting to go home.  At Horizon Labs, some of Pete's colleagues use his technology to develop huge Spider-Sense Jammers and Mr. Fantastic reveals that he's discovered the source of the infection.  Reed informs JJJ, Jr. (who's on site pressing Horizon to resolve the situation) that powered individuals are immune to the virus and proposes giving everyone without a power a benign one ("compass power," the ability to tell which way North is) to make them immune.  JJJ, Jr. asks for the vaccine, but a bio-scan reveals that he's infected.  Meanwhile, Anti-Venom is swarmed by an angry mob as he continues taking away people's powers and Madame Web is incapacitated by the shock of the number of spiders added to the Web of Life.  Carlie meets Spidey, who's having lunch on the roof of the police station.  He informs her that Pete just left.  Carlie asks him what would happen if she compared the bite marks on Pete's sandwich with the bite marks on his, but their conversation gets interrupted when Spidey hears via his police scanner that the Shocker is attacking a bank.  At the scene of the crime, Spidey discovers the Shocker has developed six arms and is stealing money to pay the Mad Thinker to cure him.  At the same time, Carlie mutates into a Kaine-like tarantula, "phase two" of the Jackal's disease.  The Jackal's mysterious benefactor is revealed to be the Queen, who seems to be able to exert control over the mutated tarantulas.

The Review
OMG, again!  Slott gives us another issue that kept me on the edge of my seat.  Moreover, I was totally impressed by the way he deftly changed the tone of the story.  For the first few issues of this arc, Slott has played up the laughs, giving us some really funny moments.  Even tie-in issues like "Spider-Island:  Avengers" have used the humor inherent in the plot to great effect.  For most of this issue, Slott focuses on the tension (still in a fun way) between Carlie and Pete as Carlie starts putting two and two together and Peter finds it hard to keep his identity secret from her.  By the time you get to the end of the issue, you think Slott is setting up Pete revealing his identity to Carlie.  Instead, Slott adds a dangerous twist, with the affected citizens suddenly turning into mutated tarantulas, as poor Patrick did in "Spider-Island:  Cloak & Dagger" #2.  It's an awesome step that kicks the story up a notch.  Everyone has had his fun.  But, as we all knew would happen, the true peril of the situation has become clear.  I can't wait!

The Good
1) Again, I have to compliment the coordination of the tie-in issues with the central plot.  We get a glimpse of the events of "Venom" #6 and it becomes clear now why, as I mentioned above, Patrick suddenly became a tarantula in "Spider-Island:  Cloak & Dagger" #2.  Everyone is really at the top of their game here.

2) I loved the Jackal and Tarantula watching Peter as he reacted to Carlie's demand to see him and Spider-Man in the same place.  I think I previously mentioned that I've never actually really read an arc with the Jackal before.  I've found it a little hard to believe that a science professor, even a crazy science professor, could be so, I don't know, loopy.  It's actually annoyed me the last few issues.  But, with this scene, I've decided I don't care.  Slott just makes the Jackal such a fun character to read that I'm willing to buy his schtick, regardless of whether I believe he would really act that way or not.

3) I like that Slott realistically portrays how I think people would react to the reveal that they, too, could have Spider-Powers.  I imagine people really would be storming the gates to get their chance.  It makes the later reveal -- that the infected persons are going to become mutated tarantulas -- all the more profound, since it shows the consequences of this "gift."  It underlines the whole premise of Spider-Man, that with great power comes great responsibility.  Slott has been setting up that realization on the part of the public for a while, and I'm interested to see where he continues to take it.

4) JJJ, Jr. with Spider-Powers!

5) I always like when Spidey's shows his understanding for his opponent's motivations.  I thought the scene with the Shocker was really well done, particularly because it's the moment when we realize that everything isn't as fun as it has been.

6) I never read the Queen storyline, because I had stopped reading comics during the time period it was published.  As such, the reveal wasn't all that shocking to me.  But, I have to say, even without knowing her deal, the idea that she manufactured this event to build herself a colony seems like the sort of thing a diabolical super-villian would do.  Good stuff.

The Unknown
1) It's not clear to me why the Jackal stationed Chance, Scorcher, and White Rabbit to guard his former HQ.  Pete and Carlie didn't seem to find anything in it, so what exactly were they guarding?  A plot device?

2) How exactly did Reed discover that bed bugs were spreading the infection?  I think we're just supposed to assume it's because he's brilliant, so he'd eventually find the answer.

New Comics!: The "Spider-Island" Edition #2 (September) (HERE BE SPOILERS!)

Spider-Island:  Cloak & Dagger #2:  OK, first, the positive.  Spencer and Rios give us a really innovative issue here.  Spencer uses all sorts of interesting structures, like the dream sequence that begins the issue (establishing Mr. Negative's ability to screw with Tandy's mind) and the action sequence where Cloak gets beaten by Mr. Negative's Inner Demons (awesomely titled, "Cloak Gets Beat Up:  A Silent Play in One Act, Staged Two Hours Ago").  Rios also delivers, giving us the mirror-reflected dialogue bubbles, an innovation so awesome that it reminds me of Bachalo having the Mayan deity punch Spidey from the above panel in "Amazing Spider-Man" #557.   Moreover, Spencer doesn't let these experiments come at the expense of the storytelling.  He takes a fairly well-trod device, the "superhero at college" schtick, and makes it feel fresh.  I was rooting for Patrick to convince Tandy to go on a date with him (before he became a tarantula), in part because it would be nice to see Tandy have a little, you know, fun.  Unfortunately, both Spencer and Rios also have some missteps here.  First, I'm not entirely sure why Mr. Negative felt the need to turn Tandy into a dark version of herself rather than just killing her to stop the prophecy (though, as Tandy noted, he might wind up making it a self-fulfilling prophecy just for trying to stop her).  Hopefully, Spencer will clarify Mr. Negative's motives next issue, but I just don't see how it's going to be something believable.  Moreover, Rios loses the plot a bit as the issue progresses.  Although her indistinct lines work well for Cloak and Dagger when they work, they cause confusion when they don't  The sequence where Cloak fights the Inner Demons gets down-right incomprehensible at times, because it's hard to tell what exactly is happening.  Finally, it's not a negative (heh), exactly, but it's still pretty clear that Marvel is just using "Spider-Island" as a way to get people excited about Cloak and Dagger.  I'm down with that, but, other than Patrick turning into a tarantula, this issue has almost nothing to do with the larger event.  (Also, paging pet peeve #1:  Cloak and Dagger don't fight in this issue, contrary to what the cover implies.)

Spider-Island:  Avengers #1:  I appreciate what Yost tries to do here.  "Spider-Island" as a concept lends itself to a certain level of hilarity.  In a lot of ways, it's the perfect Spider-Man story:  it's a serious event that also allows the authors ample room to explore their funny side.  Yost is at his best here when he's delivering the banter between Hawkeye, Jessica Jones, and Ms. Marvel.  On some level, it's like watching the cool kids at school complain about the popular nerd.  Hawkeye is at his obnoxious best, and both Jessica Jones and Ms. Marvel are great, supporting Peter while at the same time allowing that he does, in fact, maybe get them into some annoying situations.  I also liked how Yost pulled in the plots of a lot of different issues from the past few months.  We've got "Amazing Spider-Man," "Avengers," "New Avengers," "Venom."  It's good stuff.  It goes to how good the authors and editors have been, since Slott took over "Amazing Spider-Man," at fully integrating Spidey in the world he inhabits, not forgetting he's on three superhero teams.  Yost lost me, though, with the addition of Frog-Man.  I mean, Frog-Man.  Really?  (On a totally random side note, I actually have Frog-Man's first appearance, "Marvel Team-Up" #121.  I bought it at a flea market in Miami not quite realizing the, um, gem I was uncovering.  In fact, it's a pretty decent issue.  It doesn't mean I want Eugene in my "Spider-Island," though.)  I really could've spent my whole life without seeing the Avengers win a battle because Frog-Man vomited on someone.  Essentially, I could've used more Hawkeye, less Frog-Man.  In fact, that's a pretty good metaphor for how I feel about comics in general...

Amazing Spider-Man #668: "Spider-Island" Part 2

***** (five of five stars)

Favorite Quote #1:  "Why in all my years in this city, I never thought I'd -- Parker?!  With Spider-Powers?!  Now I have seen everything."  -- JJJ, Jr.

Favorite Quote #2:  "You were in there with Number Six, huh?  So?  Guy?  Girl?  Bigger than a breadbox?"  "Their identity's a secret.  And I'm very good at keeping secret identities...Peter."  "Touché."  -- Peter and Reed, discussing the mysterious occupant of Lab #6

Summary
Shang-Chi helps Peter to his feet, after he got walloped last issue by the Avengers, who mistook him for one of the rampaging Spideys causing trouble in Bryant Park.  Luke Cage sends Peter away, given that the Avengers and FF can't be worried they'll accidentally pummel him (again) as they try to contain the riot.  Dejected, Peter makes his way from the park, where he runs into Norah Winters, who's trying to film herself while reporting on the riot.  She asks Pete to play cameraman for her, but MJ arrives and suggests that Pete do something.  She points out Carlie, who's nearby, taking down some rioters, and Pete gets her drift.  He gives MJ the camera and she records him as he calls on everyday New Yorkers with Spider-Powers to help the Avengers and FF defeat the rioters; he then leads the charge of those who answer the call into Bryant Park.  Meanwhile, in a conversation with his mysterious benefactor, the Jackal reveals that the goal of the riot was spreading the infection.  He then fills Spider-King with spider embryos to help spread the disease outside New York (as we see in "Venom" #6).  After the battle, JJJ, Jr. quarantines New York and asks Horizon Labs to take the lead on investigating the disease.  At the labs, Peter runs into Mr. Fantastic, who's working with the mysterious colleague "Number Six" on a cure.  Reed takes a sample of Peter's DNA and refuses Peter's offer to help, since Number Six is an expert on Parker DNA.  (Dun-dun-DUN!)  Instead, Modell assigns him to go through the NYPD's superhuman evidence locker to retrofit the equipment there for JJJ, Jr.'s "Anti-Spider Patrol."  Meanwhile, Anti-Venom is going around town taking away people's Spider-Powers.  Carlie meets Pete in the locker and reveals to him her hypothesis that the Jackal is behind the infection.  Feeling dumb for not figuring it out himself, he joins Carlie and they go to one of the Jackal's old HQs, on ESU's campus, where they're watched from the shadows...

The Review

I loved this issue.  Loved, loved, loved.  Slott just gives us a damn exciting story.  It was one of those stories where I didn't want to race to the end of the book, because the exciting part wasn't the cliff-hanging ending but the actual story proper.

The Good

1) As a continuity nerd, I was impressed by the references to the tie-in issues.  We saw Norah's conversation with Peter in "Spider-Island:  Deadly Foes," Shang-Chi joining the riot in Bryant Park in "Spider-Island:  Deadly Hands of Kung Fu" #1, and Venom taking on Spider-King in "Venom" #6.  (We even get some background when we see the Jackal injecting Spider-King with the spider embryos he hatches in that issue.)  By showing how those scenes fit into the larger puzzle, it does give you a sense how wide-spread the "Spider-Pocalype" is.  Part of the problem of "Fear Itself" is that the events happening in the tie-in issues were  never seen in the main title; at best, someone made passing reference to them.  By using scenes from the main story in the tie-in issues, the editors are doing a great job of making us feel immersed in the story.  Seriously, applause!

2) On a similar note, JJJ, Jr.'s speech goes a long way of establishing the seriousness of the situation.  I immediately felt the tension as he's speaking, with Ramos giving us excellent images of the quarantine going into place.  Again, it was part of what created the excitement in this issue because it gives you a sense of how totally out of control the situation could get.

3) I though Slott did a great job in using the premise of this event to further the characterization of his cast.  I loved the fact that Peter, who is the epitome of an unsung hero, gets to give the speech that rallies everyday New Yorkers to fight the bad guys.  Awesome!  (Plus, how great is it that he gets to be Spidey without his mask?  Seriously, I can't believe no one thought of this twist before, because it's just so mind-boggling to see Peter swinging through the streets of Manhattan without a mask!)  Returning to characterization, Slott does some really great work here with Carlie and Peter.  I loved how honest he makes their concern for each other, using it to show how close they are.  I've never been a fan of Carlie, but she's really growing on me by leaps and bounds in this arc.  I love that Slott has her, and not Peter or Reed, figure out the Jackal's connection to the events, and that the fact that she's a better Spidey than Peter is inspires him to step up his game.  Slott has used the idea of Peter more seriously embracing his responsibility as Spidey as a major theme lately, and I like how he carries it over here.

4) Speaking of characterization, thank you, Dan Slott, for not giving us the nagging MJ we've seen WAY too often lately but an inspiring MJ who doesn't exhibit a bit of jealous when she compliments how amazing Carlie, who's using her Spider-Powers to fight crime, is.

5) One of the things that I love about Slott is that he never lets a loose end fall.  I love that he's giving us a teaser of the user of Lab #6 at Horizon Labs, particularly given that the individual is familiar with Parker DNA.  Is it Tony Stark?

6) Ramos is on FIRE here.  The riot scenes are spectacular.  Seriously.  He's a major reason why this issue is so exciting, because he gives us such kinetic depictions of the action that you feel like you're actually in the middle of the event. 

8) This issue is funny.  Seriously.  Slott injects a lot of humor into this issue, with Peter "reminding" MJ about how Norah's a reporter for the "Daily Bugle" when MJ suggests in front of Norah that he "do something" and the exchange highlighted in the "Favorite Quote" #2 above.  Slott's always had a great ear for Peter's quips.  A Spidey book, no matter how grim, should be fun, and Slott gets that.

7) I was wondering how Slott was going to de-Spider-ize the population of New York, and I hadn't even thought of Anti-Venom.  Genius.  Of course, I'm now worried for Eddie...

The Bad
Pet Peeve #1:  At no point does Peter, in his civilian garb, fight the Jackal, despite what the cover says!

New Comics!: The "Spider-Island" Edition #1 (August) (HERE BE SPOILERS!)

I haven't really posted about "Spider-Island" here because I originally made the decision to read the issues in the order they appear in the official "Spider-Island Checklist."  However, given that I often get my comic shipments in the wrong order, it took me a while to build up a quorum of issues to review.  In the end, I decided just to wait until I had all of them and read the whole event at once.  A few notes:

1) I didn't get "SI:  Spider-Girl," "Herc," or "Black Panther" issues.  I don't know why, given that they only account for six issues.  It's just that I'm not particularly a fan of those three characters and, after all, it's almost $20.00 that could be spent on comics with characters I do like.  The completionist in me can't believe I don't care, but I don't, so there we go.

2) I'm still using my normal involved recap style for "Amazing Spider-Man," but I'm going with the quick review for the various tie-in issues and mini-series.  I'll do the editions by months, as noted in the "Spider-Island Checklist."

Now, onto the reviews!

SI:  Cloak & Dagger #1:  OK, I love Cloak and Dagger.  Just like the New Mutants, they were heroes to whom my 14-year-old self totally felt connected, and I to this day have a not insignificant investment in them.  That said, they've never really gotten their due, as Wacker himself notes at the end of this issue.  Their comics were always too dark or too message-y and, despite having a lot of affection for the characters, I just never really enjoyed them.  I was often annoyed by how heavy-handed authors were in handling the sexual tension between them, and we see that this issue, which they spend either squabbling in front of the Avengers or complaining about the other one via thought bubbles.  Also, they were often just too much of do-gooders, with every issue seemingly involving some truly miserable person they were trying to save from a morally bankrupt villain.  They never just, I don't know, beat up a bad guy and went home to watch "The Simpsons."  Cloak always had to obsess over everything, because he was, you know, "darkness," and Dagger had to try to lighten the mood.  It got old.  But, Spencer seems to have hit on a schtick that could actually work in not having us wallow in misery.  Having them form a non-profit, private-investigation firm opens the door to a number of different stories, all of which don't have to be doom and gloom.  In fact, Spencer gives us a taste of fun here.  I loved Tandy trying to argue her way into saving the church by telling the building inspector that she and Cloak are superheroes.  (As a Jersey boy, I agree with you, Tandy:  I miss old New York, too.)  I also thought Cloak attending a seminar at the learning annex to set up their firm was inspired.  It's a sign that Spencer might really be able to make a go at a monthly series, particularly with Rios, who Wacker correctly notes seems to be the perfect person to draw the duo.

You'll notice I didn't said much about "Spider-Island" in this review.  As far as I can tell, the only real connection to the event is showing how the Avengers found Clock and Dagger before using Dagger to teleport to the scene of the riot we saw in "Amazing Spider-Man" #667.  This issue essentially serves as a back-door pilot, but I'm not complaining.

SI:  Deadly Foes #1:  Yay, the Hobgoblin!  I enjoy any issue with the Hobgoblin, which is making me reconsider my decision not to get "SI:  Spider-Girl."  Phil is in prime form this issue, finally deciding to take out Randy Robertson, his rival for the affection of Norah Winters.  Slott and Gage really nail it, though, when they give Randy Spider-Powers, allowing him to fight off Hobgoblin.  I'm always impressed when authors use an event to further the ongoing storyline of their title, like Gillen did with "Fear Itself" (turning Colossus into the Juggernaut and, as a result, ending his relationship with Kitty).  Previously, I figured Phil would one day decide to attack Randy and Peter would conveniently be nearby the fight, allowing him to save Randy just in the nick of time.  Instead, Slott and Gage have Randy save himself using his new Spider-Powers, an awesome plot twist that takes excellent advantage of "Spider-Island."  Plus, Slott and Gage keep everyone in character.  I totally believe that Norah would ignore the pumpkin bombs lying next to her in order to stay focused on the story, and, as such, I totally believe that Randy finally decided enough was enough.

Unfortunately, the Jackal story is an odd jumble.  I had to re-read "Amazing Spider-Man" #666 to try to make sense of it, and I only really fully understood what happened here after reading "Venom" #6.  When I originally read "Amazing Spider-Man" #666, I thought the Jackal calling the guy in the tube, "the real firstborn of this era" meant it was Kaine, since he was the first clone of Peter Parker.  I thought his reference to the creature next to him as, "Parker 3.0.  The misfit.  The reject." meant he was Spidercide, given that he was a failed clone.  I thought any question about their identities was just Slott skipping over some exposition.  However, based on this issue and "Venom" #6, I realize that the creature with the Jackal was Kaine and the guy in the tube was Captain America.  The only reason it even dawned on me that I was confused on this point was because the timeline of the events in this issue -- the Jackal resurrecting Kaine and turning him into the Tarantula -- didn't work if Kaine had really been the guy in the tube in "Amazing Spider-Man" #666.  I think Marvel could've done a little better job making it clear who was who in that issue, given that it took two different tie-in issues to make me realize my initial impression was wrong.  They didn't have to reveal the mystery of Spider-King, but they could've made it clear it was actually a mystery and just not a lack of clarity on the part of Slott.

Moreover, I'm also confused by Kaine's behavior here.  I'm not really sure why Kaine would suddenly view the Jackal as his "family."  Didn't he hate him?  I mean, he hated Ben Reilly just for having a chance at life that he never got, so wouldn't he be even MORE furious at the guy who robbed him of that chance in the first place?  I'm also confused why the Jackal remembers who Spidey is?  Why didn't the Dr. Strange/Iron Man/Mr. Fantastic voodoo work on him?  I'm assuming we're going to get answers to these questions at some point during this arc, but, at this point, I find them more distracting than intriguing.

Finally, I have to say, I'm really over the references to the Gwen Stacy clone, etc.  I've never read that original arc or its subsequent sequels, partly because I've never found it particularly interesting.  But, the authors assume we know A LOT about the clones.  I didn't realize Jackal had made more than one clone of Gwen Stacy.  Are there more?  Or, did they both die here?  Also, is Joyce Delaney the one that had children with Norman Osborn?  Or is that yet another clone?  If so, are we going to see Jackal go after her children, one of whom is incarcerated as a result of him going crazy in "Amazing Spider-Man Presents:  American Son."

Venom #6:  As I mentioned above, my initial response to the revelation that Captain America was Spider-King was, "Wait, what?"  Once I got passed that confusion, in retrospect, I could appreciate how fun this issue was.  I loved Flash having the Lionel Richie song stuck in his head, and I actually found myself singing, "Is it me you're looking for?" with him as he burst onto the scene as Venom.  Also, how do you not love Venom-Dog?  The Betty scenes were a little odd, because Betty, last I checked, was in the hospital because she was assaulted (in "Amazing Spider-Man" #665) and not because she's keeping watch on Flash's father.  Those two things aren't mutually exclusive, but it felt like we had forgotten the assault, which is a key plot point in the "Spider-Island" installments in "Amazing Spider-Man."  (It's why Betty is the one to break the story, because she's at the hospital when everyone appears complaining of their Spider-Powers.)

Spider-Island:  Deadly Hands of Kung Fu #1:  Meh.  I originally decided to get this mini-series because Shang-Chi has played an important role in helping Peter develop a fighting style that compensates for the loss of his Spider-Sense.  As such, I figured Shang-Chi would be pretty deeply connected to the events of "Spider-Island."  Instead, he's got a pretty tangential role here.  Like Cloak and Dagger in "SI:  Cloak & Dagger," his only involvement in the ongoing "Spider-Island" story is his participation in fighting the riot we see in "Amazing Spider-Man" #667.  If you're not a huge Shang-Chi fan, this mini-series looks like it'll be pretty skipable.  We'll see how it goes.

Amazing Spider-Man #667: "Spider-Island" Part 1

***** (five of five stars) 

Favorite Quote #1:  "Oh!  This happened right after we...y'know...took our relationship to the next level:  kissing, swapping spit, sharing the odd toothbrush, and...whatnot.  Did I...give her a Spidery-Transmitted Disease?"  -- Peter Parker, learning the importance of safe sex 

Favorite Quote #2:  "I swear, if we're doing the clone-thing again, I'm going back to LA" -- MJ, speaking for us all

Summary

Shocking Peter, Carlie reveals to him her newly developed Spider-Powers.  Refusing Carlie's request to make her Spider-Tech, Pete (with Carlie in tow) goes to take Aunt May and JJJ, Sr. to the airport for their flight to Boston.  Meanwhile, the Jackal approaches a group of low-level criminals to whom he's given Spider-Powers and offers them the chance to ditch their current crime families and join him in "looting and plundering and pillaging!"  Cut to Bryant Park, where the Avengers arrive to battle the maraudering criminals, who are all dressed in a variety of Spidey outfits.  On the way back from the airport, Peter and Carlie learn of the chaos in the city and, telling Peter to sit tight, Carlie swings to help.  Peter arrives (as Spidey) in Bryant Park trying to find Carlie, but he's defeated by the Avengers who don't believe him when he says he's the real Spidey.  Meanwhile, Shang-Chi and Madame Web observe...observingly.

The Review

And a-w-a-y we go!  This issue was super fun.  Seriously, it was just a good, rollickin' time.  It reminds me of "Big Time," which is one of the highest compliments I can pay a comic.  We've kind of been on a detour since then, with Marla Jameson and Johnny Storm dying, the constant team-up issues, etc.  But, Slott returns to his roots here, giving us a really fun yet still gripping read:  I was often nervous to see what happened on the next page, while at the same time enjoying the fun on the page I was reading.  It's seriously hard to do that, and I hope Slott keeps it going, because it'll be awesome to get to read an entire fall full of issues like this one.

The Really Good

I just really have to take off my hat to this idea.  It's a little reminiscent of "Batman, Inc." in that it plays with the notion of secret identities.  (I hope Peter gets to web around town without wearing his mask just to see how it feels.)  But, it goes beyond that.  Bruce Wayne still controls who is a member of "Batman, Inc."  Peter Parker doesn't control anything here.  Part of the excitement of "Spider-Island" is the fact that I have no idea how Slott is going to resolve it without somehow taking away Peter's powers.  I mean, you can't just set off an anti-Spidey bomb, or Peter wouldn't be Spider-Man anymore either.  On the flip side, it makes you wonder if other of Peter's disappeared powers -- like his Spider-Sense or organic Web-Shooters -- might wind up re-appearing as a result of how Slott wraps up this arc.  At any rate, it's that interest, that uncertainty that keeps this issue a page-turner.  Unlike "Fear Itself" or "Flashpoint" or "Schism," I honestly just can't wait to see how Slott wraps up this one!

The Good

1) Of course, the cutest moment of this issue is Carlie revealing to Peter she has Spider-Powers.  Slott works in all sorts of nice touches, from Peter marveling at what it's like to watch someone you love leave to go fight the bad guys to wondering whether he gave Carlie a "Spidery-transmitted disease" from, you know, to quote Deadpool, the "special hugging."  But, Slott also gives us a meditation on what it's like to have a secret identity, as Peter is amazed by how easily Carlie shared her secret with him.  Of course, Spidey knows the hard way the importance of a secret identity, but I'm wondering if Slott is building to the moment where everyone else loses their Spider-Powers, but Peter reveals to Carlie he still has his.

2) The JJJ, Jr. scene is awesome.  Jonah's craziness is so over the top all the time, I loved that Slott turned it on its head and had someone laud him as a "dagblasted visionary" for his decision to spend 30 percent (!) of the city's budget on the Anti-Spider Patrol.  I still want JJJ, Jr. to get some comeuppance for ordering the Police Chief to kill Massacre in issue #656.  But, we can save that for another time.  Right now, I can give JJJ, Jr. his moment in the sun.

3) The scene between Peter and Aunt May at the airport was sweet.

4) I loved MJ's scene here and I cannot WAIT for her to get Spider-Powers!

5) The art's great.  I know he's probably not everyone's cup of tea, but something about Ramos' art really works with Slott's plots for me.  It conveys and amplifies the sense of fun and looseness that Slott injects into the stories.  Plus, he draws a fetching Peter Parker.