Over-a-Year Old-Comics: The Top-Shelf January 29 and February 5 (2020) Edition (HERE BE SPOILERS!)

Conan The Barbarian #12 (January 29):  One of my problems with "King Thor" #4 was that Aaron had seemed to write himself into a corner.  If Gorr didn't destroy the Universe, then Thor would win, just like he always does.  This boringly obvious denouement was made all the worse by just the sheer melancholy of the story, as King Thor was no longer the happy warrior who we all know and love.  Burdened as he is by leadership, a hint of that happy warrior still remains of that Thor today.

The same dichotomy was true of this issue:  Conan would survive or die.  But, the equally obvious outcome -- of course he survives -- is by no means boring, as Conan still has that spark.  The best part of Conan's fight with the Crimson Witch's children is the sheer joy that Conan brings to the battle.  Having successfully stared down his own god, Conan exults as he gets to fight another god and, better yet, two godlings.  He's downright thrilled when they confirm that they're no longer children, unleashing him on them in a way that they didn't quite expect, though should've, given that it shows why their mother chose him in the first place.

I've decided to get off this train here, particularly as Aaron wraps up this arc so beautifully.  I was excited to be a part of a Conan story for the first time since a friend bought me the old black-and-white magazine when I was in the hospital in middle school.  This entire arc was great fun, and I hope this series stays that way for a long time.

The Last God #4 (January 29):  Curiouser and curiouser.

In the past, our trio is now a quartet as the ursulon from last issue - who Cyanthe calls "Grey" - has joined the group.  They arrive at the Pinnacle to find floating bodies, the remains of a magic battle according to Veikko.  They stumble upon a room with bodies in cages, and Tyr grabs a tembersteel axe from the body of one of the corpses floating in the purple energy in the middle of the room, awakening the corpses.  A skull and attached ribcage in one of the cages informs them that he's Becker, the Grandmaster of the Guild Eldritch and Master of the Pinnacle.  For his freedom, he offers to get the group a weapon to destroy the Flowering Dead.  The group agrees, and Tyr hilariously carries the head as they make their way through the Pinnacle.  They arrive at the Archives, which Becker says are shielded and shrouded, so the Dead can't find them.  They come to a door behind which Becker claims is the Spear of Freyth, which Freyth took with him into the Dark Beyond to slay Naga Fire-Daughter.  

When Becker informs them that they need a sacrifice of living Aelvan flesh, Veikko reveals that she knew all along that the "servant" is actually animating the skull.  Tyr destroys the bracelet she was using to do so, and the servant is furious, because the Plague had infected Becker before she used the bracelet to contain him.  The group then faces a Flowering Becker.  After they defeat him, the servant - Skol, natch - reveals that she used him as a deception because many people come seeking a "wise old man" and wouldn't believe a "little girl" when she said they needed blood.  She also admits that it isn't a spear behind the door but allegedly a book - possibly the first book - that tells the story of everything's creation, including the Flowering Dead's.

In the present, Veikko hurls a knife into Mol Uhltep's head and then dives off the bridge to save Eyvindr.  Mol Uhltep shrugs off the attack and tells Cyanthe that she and her companions are all under his control; he'll eventually have her kill Veikko and bring the rest to the Black Stair so he can return to Cain Anuun.  Veikko grabs Eyvindr's hand and stabs her knife through it.  In a moment of awesomeness I didn't catch at first, she then activates a teleportation (or "twinning") spell, switching places with Mol Uhltep's head.  The remaining Flowering Dead are dispersed when a legion of Knights Eldritch emerge from behind the Pinnacle's gates.  

As they walk through the Pinnacle, Veikko asks Eyvindr why he tried to save them even after they had betrayed his trust.  He refuses to answer and asks instead why she risked saving him.  She pulls back Eyvindr's hair, revealing that he's a half-elf who, like other mixed-race orphans, has cut off his Aelvan ears since Aelvan slaves fetch less of a price.  Eyvindr is embarrassed and Veikko explains her duty, as the Ferryman King, to save him.  Eyvindr changes the subject, and it gets interesting here.  Mol Uhltep had said that the fey and the Northman were gone, meaning that their hope was gone.  Eyvindr dismisses the fey as a fairy tale but notes that Haakon the Shamed, not Tyr, was the Northman.  Not surprisingly, Veikko refuses to talk about Haakon, since it's becoming clear that he was going to kill Mol Uhltep and the rest of them made a deal instead.

As the group makes its way through the Pinnacle, Federici does a great job of just making it so fucking dark and grim.  Even the tree in the middle is just bleak and grey.  (It helps that there are bodies hanging from it.)  When they arrive, they are surprised to find Valko, who rails again at his mother for leaving him behind in shame.  But, he failed to protect the Aelvan slaves he was supposed to escort to Tchakalta Tuo, telling his mother that the Flowering Dead were too fast.  Uh-huh.  Someone has a story.  Veikko smacks him, outraged he's bitching about shame.  Fair.  They're all then staring when Skol appears as a broken, haggered crone.  She tells Cyanthe she spent her youth on something worthwhile but plans to send a simulacrum of her younger self to help them take on Mol Uhltep at the Stair.

This story just keeps getting better and better.  Every time I'm convinced I know something -- like Eyvindr's heritage -- Kennedy Johnson keeps me guessing.  Moreover, the characters are starting to become more complete.  We see how gentle and naive Cyanthe was in the past, making her current incarnation all the more heartbreaking.  We also see how deep Veikko's commitment to the Aelves is, making her disappointing son all the more terrible.

Star Wars #2 (January 29):  Soule introduces three major developments that we now know happened after "Empire Strikes Back."  First, he shows us the beginning of the plan to save Han.  It begins inauspiciously, befitting this crowd.  After a series of events, Lando manages to sweet talk his way into an audience with Jabba to discover if he's been in contact with Boba Fett.  Unfortunately for Lando, Jabba calls his bluff, forcing him not only to promise Jabba to tell him who has Han (though it's unclear if he actually confirms it's Boba Fett) but also to feed him information about the Rebellion.  Oh, Lando.  Never change.  Second, Leia and Commander Grek brief the remaining members of the Fourth Division on their plan to use a High Republic era space station to send out messages to the scattered Rebel fleet, as it was created to do when the Outer Rim was less settled and communications were more difficult.  Finally, after Chewie turns down Lando's request to let him walk, Lando moves onto Luke, offering to help him find his hand and lightsaber if they can return to Bespin.  Luke then mysteriously has a vision of a robed figure, whose faces is hidden, holding his lightsaber and telling him to follow his destiny.  Dun-dun-DUN!  Meanwhile, Soule also reminds us everyone is rattled after the events of "Empire Strikes Back:"  Leia finds herself remembering Han famously responding "I know" to her profession of love, and Vader telling Luke that it's his destiny to join him haunts Luke.

The Weatherman, Vol. 2 #6 (January 29):  Wow.  Just wow.

To summarize, Nathan reveals that he did swipe Ian's memory drive, which he gives to Cross because, after some deliberation, he decides that he's willing to die doing the right thing.  In order to get an exception to Mars' zero-tolerance policy when it comes to the Earth quarantine, Cross negotiates with President Burga for her and her team to get "renly" scans, which can detect the virus at the atomic level and which are apparently classified, experimental, excruciating, and "astronomically expensive."  (The survivors will live on quarantine ships, which is a lot fucking better than Earth.)  

Eventually, after a final meal at Brutal Noodles, Dr. Argus begins the memory procedure on Nathan.  At the last minute, Cross tries to stop it before realizing she can't, but she needn't worry - a bullet is apparently lodged in the memory drive so it doesn't work.  President Burga's advisory, Zane, then convinces her to send Nathan to find Jenner, pledging that a "Clockwork Orange" sequence that they've developed can turn him into Ian again.  The situation becomes desperate when the Sword of God starts broadcasting a ten-day countdown, so Burga gives Zane seven days to turn Nathan into Ian.

As they prepare to start the process, Zane admits to Cross that the real challenge is when the Sword's psychic scans him (which we learned in issue #5 has doomed previous infiltration attempts) as it'll provoke a series of virtual memories that explains where he's been for seven years.  (They're using the Pearl's fantasy-murder tech for that.)  As President Burga, Cross, and Zane watch Ian approach Jenner's hideout on Venus, Argus plays back something he found on the memory drive:  Dr. Nyseth's video diary, in which she says that she failed to wipe Ian's mind.

It turns out issue #4 was the pivotal issue of this series so far for three reasons.  

First, we learn in this issue that Nathan returned to get his memory drive at Syngen Station in the Arctic after Kestrel's troops tried to find him.  I re-read that sequence, and it's clear that, while the soldiers are randomly pulling drives and stuffing them in bags, they don't pull Ian's drive.  You could say that's overly convenient, and it is.  But LeHeup could've just as easy had Nathan swipe the drive when he initially stumbled into the case, since it's also clear that he saw it then.  No harm, no foul, in my book.

Second, we see Ian's memory confront Nathan in issue #4, and Nathan is legitimately surprised to see him.  As such, when we learn at the end of this issue that Ian's mind was never fully wiped, it's clear that Ian somehow -- either intentionally or accidentally -- managed to hide behind Nathan's consciousness.  It's an open question whether Nyseth is somehow responsible for this subversion, since she only comments on her failure to wipe his mind here.

Third, the Sword of God recruits Gian, Kestrel's nephew, in issue #4 to blow up the transport, which he does in issue #5.  I'm not sure why exactly in retrospect.  It's supposed to advance the cause of ending the tyranny of human life, so I'm guessing the goal was to prevent the virus from getting fed, which I guess was successful in that its hunger -- and presumably Nathan's Voltron antics -- did set it on the rampage and that rampage made Kestrel's people abandon Skyborough.  I guess it worked to some extent, but I'm still not sure what the Sword of God's angle was here.

My biggest question concerns Cross telling President Burga that Nathan thinks that the Sword of God has "the other sample."  Burga tells Cross that she had the other sample destroyed when she took office.  I have two question here.  First, if Burga destroyed the "other" sample, who has the original sample?  Is that the sample Sword of God has?  Second, if the Sword of God doesn't have a sample, then why is everyone so afraid of the Sword of God?  I get that they're trying to destroy humanity, as we see in issue #4-#5 with Gian.  But, if they don't have a virus sample, what threat are they?  I guess that's what they want Ian to learn from Jenner?

The best part of this issue is Cross' conflicted feelings about Nathan.  LeHeup does a great job not making them romantic.  It's just that she now appreciates what Nathan is sacrificing, going as far as she's been willing to go for the truth.  Also, Penny finds Pickles so yay!

Star Wars:  Darth Vader #1 (February 5):  Damn, this series is going to be interesting.  Pak tells us the story of Vader's quest to hunt down and murder anyone responsible for hiding Luke from him and making him "weak."  He brings with him a forensics droid named Zed-Six-Seven, whom he programs to self-destruct if he reveals the nature of Vader's quest.  

The pair start at the beginning, traveling to Tatooine, where Vader is haunted by memories of his past (at least to the extent that he can be haunted).  Pak does everything he can to slow down the story, throwing in some smugglers hoping to shake down Vader after assuming an Imperial officer traveling on his own was going to bribe someone and therefore had a crates of untraceable credits hidden in his hold.  (As you can imagine, Vader eventually makes quick work of them.)  

But, Vader is even more of a bull in a china shop than usual, powering this story almost against Pak's wishes.  They travel to Coruscant not to pay the Emperor a visit but to explore Padmé's apartments, which we learn have been vacant since her death.  Zed-Six discovers that the security recordings for the period after her "reported" death are missing, which seems to confirm someone was trying to hide something.  Zed-Six discovers a trasmitter, which he and Vader trace to Vendaxa, where they come face-to-face with Jar-Jar and, seemingly, Padmé.  Whoa.

Batman: Three Jokers (HERE BE SPOILERS!)

To paraphrase Dickens, to enjoy this story, you have to accept that it's part of the discarded grand vision that Johns had for the DCU, the vision that DC abandoned before he had a chance to finish "Doomsday Clock."  Johns set this series in motion in "Justice League" #50, when Bruce reveals that the Mobius Chair told him that three Jokers exist.  This series now serves a a coda to Johns' vision.

The plot itself is fairly straightforward.  At some points, the original Joker created two other versions of himself, and the Batfamily has been facing the three of them over the last several years.  The Jokers have decided to create a new and improved Joker, and the Batfamily are brought on the case given the escalating body count.  (As we know, it isn't like everyone survives Jokerization.)  After Red Hood kills the Clown (the Joker responsible for killing him), Bruce, Barbara, and Jason face the remaining Jokers - the Comedian and the Criminal -- who's brought Joe Chill to Ace Chemicals for their own reasons.  The Comedian kills the Criminal before he can realize his (the Criminal's) plan, revealing that his (the Comedian's) goal was to heal Bruce's rift with Chill so he - the original Joker - can be Bruce's greatest enemy.

In the end, this series has less to do with the plot and more to do with Bruce's relationship with the Jokers on one hand and Batgirl and Red Hood on the other hand.  Johns handles the former much better than the latter, in my opinion.

The Jokers
Johns wisely dismisses some of the most ridiculous parts of Bruce and Joker's relationship as the series progresses.  For example, Johns makes it clear that Batman and Joker have always known each other’s identities but keep them secret for their own reasons.  Moreover, three Jokers certainly explains how Joker has managed to be so omnipresent over the last several years.

From the start, Johns comes down firmly on the side of the argument that holds that Joker has always known Bruce's identity but has no intention of revealing it since it would take away Batman.  In fact, both the Comedian and the Criminal involve Joe Chill in the series' denouement for the same reason:  for their relationship with Batman to have primacy.  The Criminal wants to turn Chill into the Joker who Matters, inserting himself into Bruce's origin story in the process.  (He comes to this conclusion after realizing that Jason is too unsophisticated and Barbara is too full of heart to qualify to be the next Joker.  Poor Jason.  Even Joker doesn't want him.)  For his part, the Comedian wants to heal Bruce's relationship with Joe Chill so he (Joker) can be Bruce's greatest villain.  The Comedian eventually kills the Criminal to keep him from killing Chill, winning their game.

But, Johns' most inspired take -- where this series does something no other author has done, at least in the same way -- is that Bruce has always known Joker’s identity:  he was the comedian who we saw in “Killing Joke.”  Bruce has never revealed it -- even to Alfred -- because the cops hid Joker's wife and son from him.  Johns tweaks the "Killing Joke" here, revealing that the Comedian was an abusive husband and the cops helped his wife's fake her death so she could relocate to Alaska with their unborn son.  Bruce is committed to protecting their anonymity since the press would be all over them if he revealed Joker's identity.  (More on this part in a minute).  In a way, Johns is asking us to make an easier leap than we've had to make in the past.  It’s easier to believe that the Comedian, in the days after he became Joker, didn’t see a reason to confirm his wife's death than it is to believe Batman never knew Joker's identity. 

All that said, Johns doesn't resolve all issues with Joker, leaving open future stories.  In issue #2, he raises the possibility that the Comedian may know his family is alive as he were see him play-acting a meal with them.  Moreover, the "JW" emblazoned on the Comedian's wife's luggage as she flees in issue #3 matches the focus on the letters "J" and "W" across several interstitial pages throughout the series.  In fact, the series opens with Bruce crashing the Batmobile into his parents' graves and the "W" in Wayne is prominently displayed.  Johns may be hinting that Joker's real identity might be a distant relative of Bruce's, which might explain Joker's obsession with him.  Johns also never tells us why the Comedian felt the need to create the Criminal and the Clown in the first place.

My only criticism of Johns' treatment of the Batman-Joker relationship is that he fails to address the core problem in every Batman-Joker story:  Bruce has ruined countless lives by letting Joker live.  This hypocrisy is on display when we see Bruce travel to Alaska to make sure Joker's family is OK but barely seem to notice the Batmobile mowing down the zombie Jokers who attack him and Barbara in issue #2.  The revelation that the Comedian was out there creating even more Jokers while Bruce did nothing to stop him makes it hard not to be Team Jason here.

Batgirl and Red Hood
Although I liked Johns' rumination on Bruce and Joker's relationship, Johns drops the ball when it comes to the other members of this square.

First, Johns strips Jason of some of the character development that we've seen since he returned.  For example, we get Jason pining for Barbara here in a sophomoric way, leaving a note confessing his love for her (and promising never to mention said note if she doesn't) taped to her door.  The note falls to the ground, and a janitor ominously employed by "Funtime Cleaners" sweeps it down the hall.  It felt like the ending to a "Saved by the Bell" episode.  I get that Jason struggles expressing his emotions, but could he not have put the note on a table?

Then, as I often find with DC, we endure the fact that this story is complicated by the multiple versions of these characters and their relationships that we've seen as a result just of the DCnU and Rebirth, let alone the various Crises.

For example, in issue #1, the Clown tells Jason that he left him alive to crawl from his shallow grave so that he could hurt him and, ipso facto, Batman more.  In issue #2, Bruce even refers to this shallow grave.  I'm not even sure which version of the DCU the Clown is referencing here, since it definitely doesn't fit the details of any of the various versions of Jason's return that I recall.  We're supposed to believe that Jason died and then just...un-died?

In issue #2, Barbara tells Jason that they all wish they had been there for him after he died (or, now, almost died?), like Barbara's dad and physical therapist were there for her.  After all, she's not wrong when she says that he was already the Red Hood, committed to a path of violence, by the time they realized that he was alive.  He says that no one’s ever told him that before, which is just flatly untrue.  Bruce has at least come close to that at some point, and Tim told Jason in "Red Hood and the Outlaws" #8 that he understood returning from the dead was a lot to "digest."

I liked Johns contrasting Barbara and Jason’s victimization at Joker’s hands but he leans too heavily into undoing the parts of Bruce and Jason’s characterizations and history that didn't fit with the story he wanted to tell.

For example, in issue #2, Johns posits that Bruce has never really spoken with Jason about how he "healed wrong" after he returned from the dead because he was hoping that he would be more like Barbara.  What?  He fucking died.  Bruce was just hoping for the best?  Moreover, this assertion ignores the moments where we have seen them bridge the divide between each other, like the heartfelt moment at the end of "Death of the Family" where they hold one another when Jason regains consciousness (cf. "Red Hood and the Outlaws" #18).  Did moments like this one just not happen now?

In fact, Johns makes it seem like Bruce hasn't so much as spoken to Jason since he returned from the dead.  Even if you concede that, did Bruce really think throwing Jason into a wall here was going to show how much he cared?  After all, his lament about wanting to put a bullet through Joker's head after what he did to Barbara and Jason (in that order) rings a little hollow, since Jason pretty quickly reminds him that -- once again -- he had to do the dirty work.

We have smaller inconsistencies, such as all of Bruce’s scars, which no longer should exist after the dionesium healed him in "Batman" #50.  Also, Chill's storyline has gone through so many versions it’s hard not just to shrug at whatever version we get here.

Conclusion

I would recommend this series to anyone interested in a more realistic take on the Batman-Joker relationship.  If you're a Jason fan like I am, it's going to drive you to distraction at times.  But, it presents a more realistic version of Joker than we've seen while still raising all sorts of questions about the decisions that Bruce has made along the way.  It's a shame that it now exists as essentially an "Elseworlds" story, but that's a lament for another time.

Over-a-Year-Old-Comics: The Top-Shelf January 1, 8, and 15 (2020) Edition (HERE BE SPOILERS!)

Star Wars #1 (January 1):  Soule summons the same movie-esque experience that made the initial arc of the previous series so spellbinding.  

He begins right where "Empire Strikes Back" ended, with Lando (not completely unreasonably) arguing that they shouldn't rush after Han because they know where Boba Fett is taking him (Jabba's).  Chewie and Leia (also not completely unreasonably) argue that Lando doesn't get a vote in the matter since he's a traitor.  For his part, Threepio remains consistently and hilariously unhelpful, pitching for sympathy that he lost his arms and legs ("for a bit, anyway") and observing that Jabba is going to kill Han the first chance he gets.  In showing us this multifaceted argument, Soule passes the critical test for portraying these characters, namely the fact that I could hear the actors' voices in my head. 

The same is true with Leia's subsequent conversation with Luke, who's still reeling from his confrontation with Vader.  Saiz and Prianto do an excellent job here making Luke look as sickly and dazed as he does in the corresponding sequences in "Empire Strikes Back."  Soule has Leia and Luke update each other on the events that they didn't witness in Cloud City.  Leia explains that Vader froze Han in carbonite meant for Luke and Luke tells Leia that he now realizes that he passed right by Han when he arrived on Cloud City.  It's a great callback to the movie, as I can see this scene -- of Luke seeing Boba Fett from his hiding place in the corridor -- in my head.  Soule also reminds us that Luke hasn't yet told Leia about what Vader told him.

Leia tells Luke that, if they can't save Han, they can save everyone else, and Soule makes it clear that she's throwing herself into work to distract herself.  She tells Chewie to bring them to the rendezvous point with the Rebel Fleet.  Lando (again, not completely unreasonably) argues that they should lay low, noting -- in , another great callback (this time, to his own limited series) -- that he knows someone on Nar Shaddaa that owes him a favor.  ("I'm sure she does, Calrissian," is Leia's dry response.)  Leia again tells him that he's a traitor and doesn't get a vote and Lando reminds them that he did technically save them all.

As if this sequence isn't good enough, we're then treated to one of the best battle scenes I've seen in a comic.  At Mid-Rim Rendezvous Point Delta-Three, the Rebel Fleet (Fourth Division) is pinned between a star and four Star Destroyers.  The scene is so impressive because Saiz and Prianto flood the background with green laser fire, something they do throughout this sequence, showing the care that they're taking here.  The Star Destroyers take down one of the Rebels' Nebulon-B frigates, and Commander Zahra is pleased with this development aboard the Tarkin's Will.  In Zahra's conversation with her lieutenant, we learn the Empire has a group of Rebels locked down near Malastare.  Meanwhile, aboard the remaining Rebel frigate, Kes Dameron (Poe's father) is focused on the battle as his wife, Shara Bey (Poe's mother), is out there fighting.

(I recognized Kes and Shara only because they appeared briefly in "Star Wars:  Empire Ascendant" #1.  Otherwise, I had to go to Wookieepedia to learn I know them from "Shattered Empire."  Confusingly, I thought I was supposed to know Zahra (possibly as Kanchar's lieutenant from the later Shu-Torun arc), but it turns that she's a new character, despite Soule expositing that she has beef with Leia.  At this stage, one challenge of following as many Star Wars titles as I am is that it's getting harder and harder to keep the new, comic-only characters straight.)

As Kes and Shara seem to be on the verge of losing hope, the Millennium Falcon appears.  Leia touches base with the Fleet and someone informs her that they can't jump to lightspeed until someone breaks the blockade.  Of course, Leia orders Chewie to head to the Imperial cordon, and Zahra dispatches a squadron of TIE fighters after them, thrilled at the possibility of ending the Rebellion with Leia's death.  Lando convinces Chewie to let him fly, and Leia and Luke man the guns.  Lando continues to express disbelief with this crazy plan, though he's somewhat comforted when he learns from Chewie that he and Han installed two ST2 missile launchers on the Falcon.  I totally approve of this role for Lando, not yet believing in the incredible things that this team can do.  (I also want Lando to say "star destroyer" as many times as possible so I can hear it in Billy Dee Williams' voice from "Return of the Jedi.")  

Proving why Lando needs to believe, Luke struggles with using the gun with just one hand (and with his burgeoning fury over the fact that Ben clearly lied to him about his father) and surprises even himself when he uses the force to collide the TIE fighters into one another.  Lando than fires the missiles into the Imperial battery and 90 percent of the Fourth Division manages the jump to lightspeed.  Later, Zahra informs Vader, and he's obviously displeased.  But, he's most unhappy when he learns Zahra tried to destroy the Falcon.  It's here we learn of Zahra's "hatred" of Leia, but Vader makes it clear that the ship can't be destroyed due to Luke's presence on it.  

Meanwhile, at Backup Rendezvous Point Gamma-Nine, Leia and the other Rebel leaders realize that the Imperials have broken their codes, since the Fourth Division made contact with the Eighth Division near Malastare right before the Empire attacked.  (In her conversation with Vader, Zahra reveals to us that she designed the signal-analysis protocol that allowed the Empire to break the codes.)  Leia and the Rebel leaders are at a loss as they know they can't contact the other Rebels to switch codes since that'll reveal everyone's location.  Lando helpfully points out everyone else may already be dead.  (Way to win over the skeptical crowd, Lando.)  The issue ends with Luke questioning his future since he now believes that Ben and Yoda didn't want him to be a Jedi.

All in all, I have to say I'm pretty excited about this series.  It's honestly why I returned to comics after this long break, and I'm glad to see Soule capture some of the magic that we saw in Aaron's first arc of the previous series.  Although some of the magic is missing due to Han's absence, I'm not sure it's a bad thing in the long run as I think we're going to see Leia and Luke able to stretch their wings a bit.  At any rate, it's good to be back in the galaxy far, far away.

Star Wars:  The Rise of Kylo Ren #2 (January 8):  We learn a lot about the Knights of Ren here, though we still have some questions on the table.  First, we learn that Luke and Ben encountered the Knights when seeking out lost Jedi treasures on Elphrona.  Ben marvels as Luke quickly disarms the Knights.  Ren realizes that they're outmatched, but he notes that Ben has the same shadow in him that Luke earlier mentioned that he sensed in the Knights.  Here, we get confirmation that the Knights might be Force-sensitive on the Dark Side, but they're not Sith.  The confrontation ends with Ren throwing his helmet to Ben, saying that he should seek out the Knights if he wants to explore his "shadow" one day.  Ben does exactly that as this issue ends, but his "friends" from the Jedi Temple find him before he can leave to meet them.  It seems like we're going to learn that "Ren" is really the title of the Knights' leader, since I'm assuming the "Long ago" title that we saw last issue introduced a different set of Knights.  But, it's still unclear what their mission is, which I'm guessing we'll learn next issue.  After years of a question mark hanging over this group, it really is nice to start getting some answers here.

Dragon Age:  Blue Wraith #1 (January 15):  I really could use a "Previously in 'Dragon Age...'" introductory page here, because I only vaguely remember most of these characters and I really don't remember how they've come together as a group.  At this point, DeFilippis and Weir are pulling together characters from the previous three mini-series -- "Magekiller," "Knight Errant," and "Deception" -- which means we're going back four years.  I know that he's obviously writing for the trade at this point.  If you're reading the actual comics, though, you're missing a lot of the the nuances of the various relationships between the characters, on which the plot unfortunately turns. 

Undiscovered Country #3 (January 15):  This issue is more linear than the previous two issues, as we're witnessing two fairly straight-forward plots unfold.

Two weeks before the team entered America, Ace was in a van in the "neo-Canadian wilderness."  He's preparing to release a bird named Prince into the wild.  Prince has a harness in which Ace has inserted an Eisenhower dollar, which he informs us will reveal "the truth."  Before he can release Prince, someone named Warren and a team of shocktroops surround Ace's van and take him into custody.  Warren later interrogates a restrained Ace in a padded room, showing us that Ace may be a little crazier than we've so far seen him.  

We learn that Ace is in trouble because he swiped some moon rocks from a research facility outside Geneva and wired them to a helmet, which he says allows him to receive signals from America.  Before we think he's too crazy, though, Warren shows us the map that Ace developed, which fairly accurately depicts the Spiral.  Warren exposits that Ace's theory is that America became not only physically but chronologically separated from the rest of the world, something Ace calls a "time dilation" he inferred from the varying broadcast frequencies.  As such, Ace (as we now know, correctly) predicted that America has a "distinct biome with flora and fauna completely independent of eco-logic" as well as different creatures, social structures, and landmasses.  Ace has been forced to post these thoughts on the "gray wires" because he's been clearly shunned by academia (and fired from the institution that Warren runs.)

Warren dismisses Ace's helmet as a tin-foil hat, and Ace doesn't win any sanity points when he explains that tin-foil hats block transmissions.  Ace's plan was to send the bird -- an Arctic tern, which has excellent migratory impulses -- through the United States.  He'd retrieve the bird on the other side and measure the oxidation rate on the Eisenhower dollar's silver to check how much time passed.  As Ace begs to release his bird, Warren informs Ace that he wants him to go on the diplomatic mission to return to himself by seeing he's wrong.  Ace calls bullshit.  He knows Warren wants to go as much as he does, but he knows Ace's right and he's a coward.

In the present, the team is making its way through a market within the Destiny Man's moving city.  (Ace thinks it's a Wal-Mart converted to "Amazon Browse" after the "Great Absorption" in 2024.  Heh.)  Daniel is in communication with Dr. Elgin, who informs him that they have to get to the city's top floor, the Neon Throne Room, to steal the key.  Ace informs the team that Congress passed a law, called the Liberty Bill, that required companies over a certain size to install emergency exists, escape routes, and safe rooms.  (This part is a highlight, as Ace notes Congress passed the law because of mass shootings - or "unofficial private military actions" -- and it was a "complicated solution to a simple problem.")  Ace points out the ladder to the roof and notes that there should be an alarm system, which Daniel figures they can use to create a distraction.  As they make their way to the back, Valentina tells Ace that his work is brilliant and encourages him just to keep doing his thing, even though Chang is losing his shit and criticizing him.  When the team arrives at the ladder, they learn the alarm is busted, so they split the party.  Daniel takes Lottie with him to get the key and tells the rest of the group to stay off the radar.  Valentina again compliments Ace, which makes him suspicious and she admits that she has her reasons for being nice to him.  Ace goes to test his coin when he realizes that it's gone, causing him to panic.  

Meanwhile, Daniel and Lottie arrive on the second floor, the "parking lot," where the Destiny Man keeps the vessels that he uses to try to breach the borders that the key will allegedly open.  They climb into a ship and Lottie sees a photo of her and Daniel as kids and realizes that they're in Daniel's submarine.  They then get into an argument, as Daniel claims that Lottie wanted to pretend his parents never existed and became a saint as a doctor while dismissing him as a villain.  Daniel is searching for something and Lottie is appalled when he finds it:  the ship's detonator, which he originally planned to use if he were caught.  She thinks Daniel's going to use it to blow up the city, telling him that his plan confirms that he's a villain.  Daniel explains that he didn't try to break into America; he succeeded, because their father gave him instructions.  Lottie refuses to believe him, and Daniel again tells her something that he's apparently repeatedly told her, that their father sent him a message when he was 16 years old.  Lottie begins to argue, but Daniel cryptically tells her that her Sky Virus cure and their parents are at the center of "the whole thing."  Daniel apologizes, admitting he's been to the moving city before as the Destiny Man's goons arrive.

In the market, Daniel finds out one of the hawkers stole his coin and he trades his watch for it.  He applies the solution to the coin and tells Valentina that he should be able to use the result to calculate the rate of time in this zone so that he can find the right path for them to leave.  However, the Destiny Man's goons find them and take them into custody, forcing Daniel to drop the coin.  Daniel struggles long enough to see it turn red, realizing that they've been inside "so much longer" than 50 years.  He then tells Valentina that they can never leave.

At this stage, I think we've got the following main questions that need answering soon.  First, how did Ace know to build the helmet to listen for transmissions inside America?  Moreover, how did Daniel's father know where to find him and how to reach him?  Both instances -- if true -- prove that electromagnetic shield over America isn't as powerful as thought.  Next, how did Ace figure out time ran differently in America and all the information that he has about the Spiral?  Time seems to run different in each specific zone, exemplified by his discussion with Valentina.  My head hurts just thinking about it.

On the State of Superhero Comics

I realized during my most recent child-related break from comics that I didn't really miss the superhero comics.  I was worried that I'd accidentally read spoilers about "The Realm" or "The Weatherman," but I was only moderately concerned that I'd find out Kindred's identity from Bleeding Cool or Wikipedia.  Given my almost 40 years reading superhero comics, I wondered what the problem was.

Looking at Marvel's current line-up, it isn't hard to identify.  As of this post, Miles Morales is the newest character with an ongoing solo title (he debuted in 2011) followed by Cable (1993) and Eddie Brock as Venom (1988).  (The fact that the Cable of the current title is Kid Cable doesn't really feel like a creative win to me.)  The team comics are a little fresher, particularly after Jonathan Hickman's ingenious rebooting of the X-Men line.  That said, Savage Avengers is the only new team per se.  We've seen many iterations of the Avengers, Champions, Excalibur, Fantastic Four, Guardians of the Galaxy, Hellions, Marauders, New Mutants, Runaways, S.W.O.R.D., X-Factor, X-Force, and X-Men over the years.  With the exception of Champions, all these teams currently feature characters that we've seen on some team or another for the last 30-40 years.  ("Strange Academy" is new but also essentially "Wolverine and the X-Men.")

In other words, same old, same old.  "Champions" has become Marvel's dumping ground for teen superheroes, and they're on their fourth volume in five years.  The Young Avengers pop up every once in a while, but even Kelly Thompson's amazing "West Coast Avengers" couldn't find its footing in the market despite the fact that she provided a real vision of what the Avengers could be after the "Big Three."  Marvel's attempt to add young character doesn't necessarily mean introducing new ones, as they're now trotting out 20- or 30-year-old characters via Power Pack (1984), New Warriors (1989), and Runaways (2003).  Marvel famously attempted to make things younger and/or more diverse a few years ago when it replaced some of its marquee characters with different versions, but they wound up stumbling into the culture wars in so doing.

Even looking at the established characters, Marvel has largely wiped the slate clean of decades' worth of changes.  I'll admit that I've applauded some of those developments.  Nick Spencer has basically undone the excesses of the Joe Quesada and Dan Slott eras of Spider-Man, bringing back a much more familiar version of Peter Parker.  Ta'Nehisi Coates returned Steve Rogers to something reminiscent of the Nomad/Captain era, an appropriate response to the current political and social environment.  And Jonathan Hickman's reboot of the X-Men saved the line for me, as he wisely undid the endless cycle of death and rebirth by simply declaring no one can die now.

But, returning established characters to familiar version of themselves means that the line is all the less fresh.  It means that Marvel has had to sacrifice some of the best new characters of the last few years, such as Rick Remender's Ian Rogers and Jet Black.  (The members of the various "Wolverine and X-Men" lineups are now little more than bit players in the larger X-Men reboot.)  It also means new uses for established characters that reinvigorated them were also out the door, such as Nick Spencer turning Misty Knight and D-Man into Sam Wilson's support staff.  Bucky went from the Man on the Wall to Cap's sidekick yet again in "Invaders."

You'll notice that I haven't even mentioned DC.  I don't even know what to say there.  The only compelling character left in my book is Dick Grayson, and even then it's hard to call him "a" character.  He's been at least five different characters over the last few years, from circus owner to international spy to deadbeat amnesiac.  His amazing ass is basically the only way we're able to recognize him.  DC couldn't even commit to its own reboot, shunting "Doomsday Clock" outside continuity (even if they claim otherwise) before Johns had even finished it.

I understand that the editors and creators are working with the market they have not the market they want, as Marvel's attempts at diversity prove.  (Though, we also have enough evidence of inside resistance that you have to wonder how much support these efforts got.)  You got the sense that they really, really wanted "West Coast Avengers" to work.  But, it's also hard to believe that they're not trolling us at times.  As I've previously mentioned in one of these missives, the aborted marriages of Bruce and Selina and Kitty and Piotr took our hopes for change and dashed them on the rocks.  Yes, Gambit and Rogue got married and even managed a spin-off series, only to be reabsorbed into the X-Borg where they're yet again playing second fiddle to Jean and Scott.

In other words?  I'm not sure how long for the spandex set I am.  Even events like Annihilation - Scourge and Marvel 2099, which should've been right up my alley given my love for the characters, have left me cold.  How many reboots of 2099 can we have?  Also, is Marvel at some point going to trot out an octagenarian Annihilus just so his name can be in "Annihilation Wave - Scourge of the Conquestors:  Amplitude of Doom!"?  I'm giving Empyre a chance but I'm not sure why.

As such, I've decided as I face a year backlog of comics to prioritize non-superhero comics.  I'm bailing on "Batman:  Curse of the White Knight," "The Batman's Grave," and "Detective Comics," leaving "The Last God" as my only DC comic.  I'm down to six superhero comics at Marvel:  "Amazing Spider-Man," "Captain America," "Guardians of the Galaxy," "Marauders," "New Mutants," and "X-Men."  I'll give some limited series a try, but they'll mostly be related to these other series, like "Falcon and Winter Soldier" or "U.S.Agent."  Hopefully, it'll give Marvel sometime to figure out a path to a future that looks different from 1989.

Over-a-Year-Old Comics: The December 18 (2019) Non-Event Edition (HERE BE SPOILERS!)

Guardians of the Galaxy #12:  This issue is how you end a story!  I totally cried with Pete as the original Guardians sat at Raccoon's bedside and Pete told him the galaxy could wait while he got better.  Cates sticks the landing so well here.  As Rocket said, a raccoon doesn't defeat J'Son:  an engineer does, as Rocket rewires the ship's polarity and frees the heroes.  The gang makes short work of J'Son's Drax clones while Rocket reveals that he also programmed the ship to return to its original time.  Lockjaw skedaddles the heroes off the ship as J'Son comes face to face with Thanos and Death at the End of Everything.  Cates took the Guardians to a pretty dark place in this series, but he promises brighter horizons, particularly as we end not only with Pete and Gamora holding hands but also a resurrected Drax.  "Guardians of the Galaxy" was one of the few superhero comics I'm keeping on my pull list, and this issue makes me very glad that I will.

Invaders #12:  This series just sort of ends.  Unsurprisingly, the Invaders win, defeating Machan before he can use his Doomsday machine to flood the world.  (I have no idea why London seems to be the only place flooding or how Spider-Man and the Thing managed to get there so quickly, but it is what it is.)  

The exciting part, for me, was the question of how Cap and the rest of the Invaders would deal with Namor once the threat passed.  The answer?  They just forgive everything because he was an Invader.  Cap doesn't even try to excuse Namor's behavior with Machan, as Namor himself admits that Machan didn't do anything he wouldn't have done.  Cap just says that he can't stay mad at Namor, no matter what we does, because they were Invaders.  Really?  Like, attempted genocide is totally fine if an Invader bro does it?  

Given how grounded in psychology this series was, I was surprised to see Zdarsky take the easy route here instead of giving us a Cap truly wrestling with his responsibilities toward, and his comradeship with, Namor.  Instead, he just shrugs his shoulders.  (Actually, he just has another beer with Bucky and Jim, but you get the point.)

I feel like Zdarsky must've written himself into a corner here, like Claremont did with Phoenix when he revealed that she destroyed a planet.  I wonder if the Powers That Be at Marvel decreed that Cap and Namor had to be buds, because it's the only reason I could see for Zdarsky swerving from the wall at the last minute.

King Thor #4:  I don't know what to say here.  This issue is a sprawling mess, which isn't necessarily bad but also isn't necessarily good.

The first ten pages unfold as expected, with Thor somehow finding the power he needs to defeat Gorr the Necroverse because, as Loki says, "Thor is Thor."  Does that make any sense?  Not really.  It has something to do with Thor spending his whole life defining "worthy" as eliminating his demons, but instead he now realizes that it means embracing them and marshaling his rage and shame into "the storm."  Sure, whatever.  At this point, I'll give Aaron a pass because it's his last time at the trough.  

Then, for lack of a better term, we drift into space.  In the Halls of All-Knowing, Shadrak, "god of imbeciles and imbecility," angers the Librarian by knocking over some Thor tomes.  Shadrak looks through them, and we discover that they detail Thor's exploits before he becomes King Thor.  We're now "treated" to a truly bizarre sequence of pages, with Thor:  as "God Cop," policing other gods; as a world ("Thor the Thunder World") spitting "rune moons made of solid uru;" as an amesiac Lord of the Ice Apes of Jotunheim, etc.  Marvel can't pass the chance to get in some advertisements, as Balder becomes King of the Norns, Jane is shown as Valkyrie, and Sif takes over Heimdall's role.  Then, we finally see our Thor sitting on his throne.  At this point, though, Aaron's overwrought narration has me skimming.  I know that Aaron wanted me to be immersed in this story at this point, and I wanted to be.  I really did.  But, I was mostly just bored and confused.  This feeling of dissociation with the story that I thought Aaron was telling is made worse when we return to Shadrak, who tell us that he's looking forward to reading more Thor stories the next day.  I'm glad he is.

We shift to the future (or present, at this point).  We learn that Gorr survived his encounter with Thor, but he's now a simpleton with no trace of the Necrosword remaining in him.  He lives in a garden on Indigarr, watched by loving gods.  Lest we think that Gorr deserves worse, Aaron reminds us that it's unclear if this outcome is Heaven or Hell for Gorr.  Meanwhile, we also learn that Loki has sacrificed himself to rekindle a dying sun, with Midgard seemingly the sole planet left in creation.  Wrapping up the sacrifices, Thor hands over Mjolnir to the girls and then somehow becomes the new support system for the devastated Universe, the pillar on which creation will rise again.  How?  I don't know.  I guess we'll never know.

In other words, man, I'm disappointed.  It doesn't overshadow Aaron's accomplishments when it comes to this character, but it does make me wish he would've just ended with "War of the Realms."  When I saw "King Thor" marketed, I was worried that it seemed self-indulgent, and it seems that way now.  I guess there's a lesson in there somewhere.

The Last God #3:  This issue is interesting, as with previous ones, more for the stories that we're not being told than the ones that we are.  

We start the issue in the past with Try lying to Cyanthe that her father left the group because he seemed angry.  Cyanthe is devastated, blaming herself for driving away her father after their argument the previous evening.  Veikko knows better, accusing Tyr of murdering Cyanthe's father not because he had the Plague but because Tyr wanted Cyanthe to himself.  As the trio travel, they discover dead Aelvan near the Pinnacle, which Veikko explains humanity made Aelvan slaves build on the ashes of their previous place of power.  Veikko realizes that a beast called an ursulon killed the Aelves and has the trio flee.  The ursulon later finds them, and Veikko assumes that they're goners until Cyanthe realizes why it's enraged:  it's carrying its dead cub in its hand.  Cyanthe uses her teymsong to quiet the beast, allowing them to share a moment of grief over their lost family members.  It's a really touching moment, a rare show of emotion so far in a series that prides itself on how such feelings don't have any place in such a cruel world.  Veikko watches in wonder, having previously asserted that only Aelvan prayers have power.

In the present, Cyanthe, Eyvindr, and Veikko make their way to the Pinnacle, where Eyvindr witnesses the meager conditions that the people in his hero's empire endure due to Tyr's negligence.  Cyanthe announces Eyvindr will stay at the Pinnacle after she and Veikko recruit Skol and her Eldritch Knights to travel to the Black Stair; after they win, he'll return to the slave cradles "where [he] belong[s]."  As the arrive at the Pinnacle, Eyvindr announce that he's leaving for the Stair on his own, tired of what he (correctly and incorrectly) sees as Cyanthe's lies.  She seemingly lies again, telling him that he can't go to the Stair because Mol Uhltep told them that Eyvindr would be the one to bring about the end of the world.  Cyanthe claims that it's because Eyvindr appeared in the arena in the yellow-tin crown reading all "[Tyr's] old lies" to him, a reference to the "true crown hidden by a false one of gold" prophecy.  It seems pretty clear that Eyvindr is the true crown of the prophecy, with Tyr's being the false one, despite Cyanthe seemingly implying otherwise.  Moreover, Cyanthe's spin doesn't explain the flashback that we saw in the first issue, of Tyr seemingly trying to kill an infant Eyvindr, since it's unclear how he knew Eyvindr would one day become the man in the arena.  That said, Eyvindr still isn't having any more of Cyanthe's lies.  He starts to leave, when Mol Uhltep appears to them in the form of a dead woman and her child sitting on the bridge.  He sends the Plague after them and the issue ends with Eyvindr plunging off the bridge in the melee.  

Star Wars:  Empire Ascendant #1:  This issue is sloppy, signified by the fact they accidentally switched two of the interstitial pages.  The main story is treacly, its concluding page's dialogue reading like something a middle schooler would've written.  The Vader story is fluff, not even attempting to tell a story that we've seen a thousand times already, about how ruthless Vader is, particularly when it comes to prizing victory over failure.  The Beilert story is the best of the lot, as the Aphra story is hindered by heavy narration via holovid that doesn't even sound like Aphra.  In the end, it feels like a money grab.  It's a shame, too, because I feel like it was Marvel's chance to tell a few pre-"Empire Strikes Back" stories that it didn't get to showcase during the initial "Star Wars'" run.  Instead, it's a forgettable issue that has me eager for the real story getting under way.

Star Wars:  The Rise of Kylo Ren #1:  Soule has an unenviable task here, as he's forced to impose some form of coherence to both the Knights of Ren and Kylo Ren himself.

Rian Johnson famously axed the Knights of Ren in "Star Wars:  The Last Jedi," only for JJ Abrams to reinstate them as Ren's own Praetorian Guard in "Star Wars:  The Rise of Skywalker."  Despite their appearances (or not, as the case may be), we never really got an explanation for who they were.  In terms of Ren himself, he's constantly switching personalities, bouncing among confident, desperate, focused, and shattered.  Soule not only has to try to forge a consistent vision of Ren but also needs to make us care despite the fact that we all know (spoiler alert if you haven't seen "Star Wars:  The Rise of Skywalker") that he dies in the end.

This issue is at its best when Soule tries to address the Knights of Ren.  Soule seems to imply that "ren" was the name of the Force "long ago," with the Knights dedicated to its service.  Although it's clear that the Knights aren't good guys (they are, after all, trying to recruit a kid who brags about killing over 100 people), it isn't clear that they're formally aligned with the Sith either.  The Knight's leader refers to a "friend" providing them names of Force-sensitive potential recruits, who I at first thought meant Snoke since I didn't initially realize that we were seeing a scene in the distant past.  I'm assuming that it's a Sith, but I guess we'll see.

Soule struggles a little with Ren, but it really isn't his fault.  Ren is as sniveling as Luke was in the first trilogy.  When three of his cohort from Luke's temple return to find everyone -- including, they think, Luke -- dead, Ren is outraged that they don't believe him when he tells them that Luke tried to kill him.  He's alternatively vicious and appalled as he fights them, never dealing a killing blow despite his at-times blood-thirsty rhetoric.  He reads almost like Two-Face at times, more mentally ill than someone struggling to reconcile the life he thought he was living with the circumstances in front of him.

Overall, though, it's a good start.  Soule has shown an ability in previous work to mine newfound insights to characters with muddled histories, so I'm optimistic that he can do the same with Ren here.

Over-a-Year-Old Comics: The December 18 (2019) Event Edition (HERE BE SPOILERS!)

Annihilation - Scourge:  Omega #1:  This issue is fine if not formulaic.  Nova "sacrifices" himself to the Cancerverse because it now turns out the Cancerverse wasn't really interested in the Sentry but in Nova because he somehow survived it.  But, based on solicitations for "Guardians of the Galaxy," we know that Nova doesn't die so it's no surprise when Annihilus somehow heals him...despite his Cancerverse-containing body having 'sploded when the Senry eye-beamed it.  I mean, that sentence right there tells you everything you need to know about the state of superhero comics.

Marvel 2099:  Omega #1:  This issue is a mess, from the shifting art styles to the hurried narrative leaps.

Essentially, old Miguel reveals that he's some form of "our" Miguel (whatever that means anymore).  He beseeches the new Miguel to become Spider-Man to break Doom's hold on Earth.  It's still unclear to me how Doom managed to go all "Age of X-Man" here, so I guess that I have to hold out hope Spencer makes that clear in "Amazing Spider-Man" #36.  If we accept that we'll get an answer to this core question, then it's a little easier to move with the story.  

Gabe uses Miguel's biometric account to upload Miguel's experience in the Ravage to an offline database.  (I'm still not entirely sure what revealing Miguel's experience in the Ravage to the public is supposed to do.  The public has to realize the corporations aren't exactly working in their best interest.  I just assume that they know that they can't do much about it.  Moreover, as far as I can tell, the only controversial part of Miguel's trip to the Ravage was the realization that Alchemax wasn't making mutants, prolonged exposure to the Ravage was.  Is that really enough to usher in the revolution that Gabe seems to want?  It actually seems to let Alchemax off the hook...)  This unauthorized access prompts Tyler to send drones to destroy Miguel's apartment, not knowing that he's really killing Gabe.  

Although new Miguel had resisted old Miguel's efforts to get him to become Spider-Man, he accepts it in the wake of Gabe's murder, altering his DNA as he learned to do in the Ravage.  At this point, new Miguel is presumably cured of his Rapture addiction (like in the original series) and becomes Spider-Man.  Based on what old Miguel says here, his appearance should inspire new 2099 heroes to rise against Doom, presumably resetting the timeline to whatever the "normal" 2099 timeline is at this point.  

As I've (repeatedly) mentioned, the 2099 timeline is so muddled from years of contradictory storylines (i.e., poor editing) that I'd really welcome any reboot that returns us to stories featuring a recognizable Miguel and his cast of characters.  I guess all hope lies in "Amazing Spider-Man" #36.  I won't hold my breath.

Over-a-Year-Old Comics: The December 11 (2019) Non-Event Edition (HERE BE SPOILERS!

Star Wars:  Target Vader #6:  I'll admit this issue's crosses and double-crosses were difficult to follow given that it's been months since I read issue #5.  (When exactly did we meet Gwi?  Did we ever previously hear about Cavic?)  But, Valance is a great character, an even more broken version of Han Solo.  He passes up his score to get the Rebellion to resettle the people from his village in exchange for the weapons.  I'm looking forward to the upcoming "Star Wars:  Bounty Hunters" series, because I can't get enough of these Outer Rim stories.

Undiscovered Country #2:  Snyder and Soule make it clear that this series is going to be a page turner as this issue is full of crosses and double-crosses.  (Seems to be a theme this week.)  For example, we learn the Alliance and the Zone have tried to make side deals with Daniel to steal Sky just for their empire.  But, the biggest surprise is that Daniel is (theoretically) working for the Destiny Man.  Obviously, Daniel made it a little farther into America than he's told people.

The issue starts with Dr. Elgin arriving at the Graves' home 30 years ago to send away Charlotte and Daniel; both parents apparently work for him and, presumably, Aurora.  The present-day Elgin is a nut job of the highest order.  He continues to claim that he received a prophecy that Charlotte and Daniel would save the land and believes that he has to walk them through the Spiral to do so.  

We come to learn that America is full of different states -- not just physical ones according to Elgin but also mental states.  Walls divide them and we learn that the Destiny Man has the key but doesn't know where the door to the next "state" is; Elgin does, however.  He wants the team to recover Bukowski because they'll need a pilot to move to the next state.  Daniel insists that they saw Bukowski die, but Elgin is pretty sure that they'll question him before they kill him.  (We see that Elgin is right, as the Destiny Man threatens to put Bukowski on "the wall" if he doesn't cooperate.  He also comments, referring to Aurora, that "she let you in," when Bukowski insists that they were invited.)

Despite Chang and Janet wanting to beat the answer from Sam and flee America, Charlotte reminds them that they need the cure.  (For his part, Ace wants to stay in America as long as possible.)  Daniel agrees that they need to flee, but also stresses that they need to free Bukowski to do it.  (I have my doubts that Daniel couldn't repair and fly the helicopter, but the revelation that he's working for the Destiny Man explains why he'd pretend they need Bukowski.)

The team attempts to enter the Destiny Man's headquarters, and Charlotte is disturbed when Daniel kills one of the guards.  He tells her that he's what she thinks he is:  he's done bad things and made bad deals.  But, he's trying to make amends.  Daniel has everyone put on the robes the guards were carrying and goes ahead to engage in recon.  In reality, he meets the Destiny Man's lieutenant, who tells him that the way has been cleared and asks if he's ready to fulfill his destiny.  Revealing the Destiny Man's tattoo on his (very, very taut) stomach, he tells the lieutenant that he's ready to do what "was agreed."

Also Read:  Dungeons & Dragons:  Infernal Tides #1

Over-a-Year-Old Comics: The December 11 (2019) Event Edition (HERE BE SPOILERS!

It's been a while!  We had another child so I'm now officially 15 months behind the time.  I'll address that in a subsequent post, but let's move through the posts I had sitting in my draft folder first, shall we?

Annihilation - Scourge:  Beta Ray Bill #1:  This issue is as straight-forward as they come.  Bill and Lockjaw help save a planet from a monster, and they hang around a few days to join in the celebrations.  It conveniently means that they're on hand when the Sentry bursts into the Positive Zone.  Bill is quickly overwhelmed, but he manages to use Stormbreaker to hurl the Sentry back into the Negative Zone.  With the planet saved, he and Lockjaw head into the Negative Zone to retrieve Stormbreaker, as Bill has now reverted to his mortal form.  The most interesting moment comes when the Cancerverse's Dr. Strange initially possesses the planet's inhabitants.  Bill eventually defeats Strange, and the inhabitants revert to their normal forms, implying that, at least initially, the Cancerverse's corruption isn't permanent in the Positive Zone.  We'll see how relevant that is.

Annihilation - Scourge:  Silver Surfer #1:  This issue is perhaps the most consequential of all four one-shots.  It's tough going at first as it essentially serves as a post script to "Silver Surfer:  Black," which I didn't read.  Abnett does a solid job of walking us through Norrin's new status quo:  he's now intangible, and he fears that he's somehow part of the threat that he senses approaching the Universe.  He's also on hand when another tear in reality's fabric occurs, and he follows it into the Negative Zone.  He makes relatively quick work of the Cancerverse's Captain Marvel and Ronan, though he's forced to flee as more Revengers come his way.  He's surprised when they don't follow him into a planetary debris field, but he soon discovers why:  Bob Reynolds' human self is there.  Bob explains to Norrin that Mr. Fantastic was correct:  the Negative Zone could cure him.  But, the problem is how he was correct:  when Bob absorbed the Negative Zone's energy, it split him and the Void in two.  The Sentry that we've been seeing is the Void, not Bob.  The Cancerverse then drew the Void to it, which worked well given their complementary belief systems.  Bob informs Norrin that he's dying, since he's an incomplete being.  Norrin then realizes that he was part of this event not because he was connected to some sort of death energy, as he previously expected, but because he and Bob were both incomplete beings who could help.  He then merges with Bob, and they are presumably headed to find the Void.

Doom 2099 #1:  This "event" has been less an event and more glimpses into the new version of 2099 Marvel is pushing.  We still don't really have any idea why this new version of 2099 is different than the previous versions of 2099.  But, Marvel long ago seemed to abandon any commitment to continuity when it came to the 2099 line; I spent most of the recent "Spider-Man 2099" series just trying to piece together where exactly Miguel's new history (sigh) diverged from his old history (*sob*).  I'd look past it (yet again) if I thought we'd eventually get a new 2099 line, though I doubt it, particularly with the impact coronavirus has had on the comic industry's plans. 

At any rate, this issue is the best of the lot so far.  The previous issues haven't been bad, per se, but they all felt like the one-shots that were:  origin stories for characters we're unlikely ever to see again.  The Doom that Zdarsky gives us here is less ephemeral, since he's (theoretically) the Doom that we already know.  Zdarsky shows Reed Richards in our near-future trying to convince Doom to abandon his path as the United Nations prepares to invade Latveria.  Doom refuses, and Reed frantically tries to activate a time platform to buy more time.  Doom tries to stop him and ultimately awakens in 2099.  Initially amnesiac, he eventually confronts his future self who remembers the moment of how he first came aware of his new reality.  I don't remember how the the original Doom 2099 originally came to 2099, but by showing us how this one did (if it's different) Zdarsky at least gives us a greater connection to the characters.  It's no surprise that he, of all the authors, finds a way to do so.  But, he also has a trick up his sleeve as, on the last page, he reveals that the new Doom has Mr. Fantastic's powers.  

Unfortunately, we're not told why this new Doom's trip to 2099 would result in a different outcome than the one the existing Doom 2099 remembers.  But, maybe we'll get there at some point.  I only later realized that Doom is the person forging something from "Marvel 2099:  Alpha" #1, since Doom tells Uatu that he'll send the Kingpin after him, as he does here.  Uatu predicted Doom meant this Doom, and I'm guessing new Doom is the Doom who sends back Miguel in "Marvel 2099:  Alpha"#1.  Confused?  Me, too.  But, Zdarsky gives it the ol' college try here so I'm at least willing to see where we go.

Spider-Man 2099 #1:  I honestly have no idea what story Spencer is telling here, given the way that it ends.

The first 29 pages seem to laying the groundwork for new Miguel's origin story.  We learn that anyone working for Alchemax has to agree to take Rapture.  It enhances your cognitive functions, but it means that you're addicted to it; missing a dosage is lethal.  Although coming from a different angle, it's in line with the original "Spider-Man 2099" storyline where Miguel was similarly hooked to Rapture, though I can't quite remember why.  We also learn more about the mutated spider-man that we first saw mentioned in "Marvel 2099:  Alpha" #1.  A month ago Miguel visited Alchemax's lab in the Ravage to investigate the mutants it created hoping to find some new application for the research, since he hadn't invented anything for a while.  Miguel knows little about them, expositing that they're just rumors in Nueva York.  But, he finds little to replicate; the mutations occur simply because of the time people spend in the Ravage.  One night, he hears a spider-man mumbling.  He goes to investigate, and it attacks him, screaming "ouroboros," the same word the new Doom said to the existing Doom in the hope of disabling the Doombot.

In the present, Miguel is trying to deal with his Rapture addiction by seeking it from a pusher Downtown.  In exchange, he subjects himself to Mystique, which allows the pusher to steal his social credits for a while.  However, the pusher (who Miguel at one point hallucinates as the Green Goblin) wants more than the bargain, pledging that he's going to put good use to Miguel's credits.  Gabe and a group of Vultures save Miguel.  We learn that Gabe works in the boroughs trying to save the Thorites.  He disapproves of Miguel working for Alchemax, but he admits that Miguel had to do it to provide for him and his mother after their father died.  Here, Spencer is also staying true to Miguel and Gabe's original dynamic, though I'm not displeased to see an idealistic, instead of idyll, Gabe here.  (Gabe also brings Miguel to St. Patrick's cathedral, which made me smile.)  Miguel accuses Gabe of being overly idealistic, and Gabe admits that the Thorites and Vultures are brutally violent.  Like Miguel, he doesn't feel like he has a choice, since someone has to help the people born into the boroughs.  I liked Spencer emphasizing how both O'Hara brothers were essentially stuck on their own sides in situations they don't like.  At this point, Miguel leaves.  Gabe finds Miguel's Mystique pin, and he seems ready to use it to expose Alchemax's wrongs, something he pushed (to no success) Miguel to do. Meanwhile, Miguel hallucinates Spider-Man 2099 appearing before a graffiti-ed "ouroboros," and it seems like his powers are ready to manifest. 

At this point, I'm pretty happy.  As I've laid out here, Spencer is engaged essentially in a soft reboot of Spider-Man 2099, since most of the developments are similar to the ones that we saw in the original series.  However, Spencer then goes totally off the rails.  Miguel's powers don't manifest as expected.  Instead, he begins to "remember" "our" 2099, including the iconic first moments of "Spider-Man 2099" #1 where Miguel is escaping the Public Eye.  He collapses, only to find an old man standing over him who claims to be him.  Yeah, I have no clue either. 

Given that I enjoyed the first 29 pages, I'm also willing to give Spencer a chance here, depending on where this story ultimately goes.  But, as someone for whom Spider-Man 2099 is essentially this blog's totem figure, I also admit that I'm worried that I'll once again be disappointed that Marvel just can't capture the magic that Peter David did on the original series.

Not-Even-Remotely New Comics: The December 4 Edition (HERE BE SPOILERS!)

Annihilation - Scourge:  Nova #1:  Given this blog's focus on Nova, I was obviously excited about this issue.  I wasn't disappointed exactly, but it's definitely a mixed bag.

Rosenberg has always done a great job with down-on-their-luck characters; his Nova reminds me a lot of Havok from his "Astonishing X-Men" run, and I consider that a good thing.  I'm actually surprised Marvel doesn't more often tell this type of story, of a hero succumbing to the unrelenting tragedies that he's experienced.

Nova isn't just an alcoholic here, though Rosenberg underlines the fact that he is one when Rich experiences tremors after too much time without a drink.  Perhaps more significantly, Nova abandons the battlefield after encountering the Revengers.  Although his panic at the possibility of becoming infected again is certainly understandable, he doesn't give a second thought to abandoning Annihilus and the refugees that they were protecting.  This abandonment is particularly noteworthy since Nova had just stopped Annihilus from killing a crying child to silence it; as a result, the Revengers find them, as Annihilus feared.  Rich fleeing without thinking of the refugees' safety under Annihilus' care makes it clear that he's not thinking straight; his panicked flight is proof that he's broken.

The only downside of this issue is that Rosenberg has Annihilus and Nova engage in too much banter.  I love banter, don't get me wrong.  But, he almost writes this issue as a buddy-cop romp.  It not only doesn't fit the seriousness of Rich's predicament, but it definitely doesn't fit Annihilus' personality or their relationship.  It's almost like Rosenberg wanted to write a Nova and Star-Lord adventure, so he just did so anyway.  Thankfully, it doesn't totally overshadow my joy at seeing Rich in action, so I'm still looking forward to seeing where we go from here.

Annihilation - Scourge:  Fantastic Four #1:  I'm not really sure who the target audience for this issue is.  Any "Annihilation" story is a pretty deep cut when it comes to comics, so it's presumably aimed at a pretty serious reader.  But, Gage writes this story at an almost elementary-school level.

The moral of the issue is that Johnny learns that people can change.  On the face of it, it's an innovative reading of the Cancerverse denizens' psyches:  since they can't evolve past where they were when they were consumed, they aren't really alive.  In other words, we're not alive if we can't grow.  Johnny defeats the Fhtagn Four by using Reed's memory-projection device to show them the lives that "our" Fantastic Four have lived.  The Fhtagn Four thus understand the evolution as people that they didn't get to experience.  It inspires Ben and Sue to rebel against Reed's control, though ultimately Johnny incinerates them all to keep them a family.

The problem isn't this read on the Cancerverse, but Gage's script, which feels like it's pulled from an after-school special.  Sue has to explain to Johnny that he can be the annoying little brother and the Negative Zone's general, and you have to wonder how imbecilic Johnny is if he couldn't figure out that part on his own.  He's not a teenager anymore.  It's almost like a Women in Refrigerators situation, where the Negative Zone's civilizations are almost obliterated so Johnny can learn a valuable lesson about himself.  [Sigh.]

Die #10:  This issue is surprisingly straightforward, though it doesn't make this issue any less compelling.  

Ash tells Izzy that she's accepted the premise that they need to treat this world like it matters; as such, Ash is playing to win.  She, Izzy, and Zamorna begin the issue by invading Angria's military leader's house.  Izzy convinces the gods not to focus on the house so that the leader's holy symbols don't prevent Zamorna from entering.  Zamorna then smuggles in Ash, who uses her powers to compel the leader to tell them his worst secret.  It's apparently a doozy, and she uses it to blackmail him so that the military will allow her to enter the chamber where the Chainmaster enslaves Dictators to patrons.  (It's how Angria controls Dictators.)  She has the Chainmaster give her control of all of Angria's Dictators and thus Angria.

After telling Izzy that she trusts her, she then binds Zamorna to her because she doesn't trust him.  (She's still mad at him for using her to break Izzy's heart back in the day, though Zamorna pretty convincingly argues that a seventeen-year-old girl created him to be exactly that guy.)  She then has Zamorna marry her, installing herself as Angria's queen.  With Angria in her grasp, she says that they can go about establishing "order," which doesn't sound ominous at all.  Izzy warns Ash that the evil queen doesn't win, prompting Ash to respond, "Watch me."  Hans is splenderific on this page, imbuing Ash with beauty and menace to a terrific extent.

Meanwhile, Chuck gets so drunk that he can be sufficiently stupid to maximize his luck, using it to free Angela and Matt.  (They leave Sol chained.)  Ash sends Zamorna after them, though, as Chuck mentions, it seems unlikely Queen Ash wants to go home now that she has all the power.  As such, we'll see where we go from here, with the Boggle cube of alliances having been slammed onto the table.

Marauders #3:  Duggan gets Shaw exactly right here.  The entire issue revolves around his plans for a resurrected Shinobi, though we're mostly only given clues and hints about what they are.  We're also treated to Shaw's own spin on recent events, such as claiming that Emma used her powers to convince Charles and Magneto to make her the Hellfire Trading Company's CEO.

The first half of the issue takes place before Emma makes Shadowcat the Red Queen and shows Shaw's belief that he'll be able to install Shinobi in that position.  

The second half of the issue takes place after Emma has disabused Shaw of that notion.  Shaw instead makes Shinobi his Black Bishop, providing him with an invisible ship that clearly puts him in opposition to Shadowcat and the Marauders.  Shaw's plans become clearer here, as he mentions that the world's aging one-percenters own 90 percent of the world's wealth.  Since L extends human lives for five years, Shaw sees himself as having a five-year window to bleed them dry.  Shaw tells Shinobi that he wants him to serve as Krakoa's Coast Guard, and Shinobi and Kate are clearly going to have differing views on how to protect Krakoa and distribute the drugs (as we saw last issue).  

Duggan is leaning fully into Hickman's reboot here, using this dispute to highlight the larger philosophical divide amongst the Krakoa mutants.  So far, the more an author leans into the reboot, the more exciting the series is.  This series continues to be the best of the lot, to my mind.

Also Read:  Amazing Spider-Man #35; Ghost Rider 2099 #1; Venom 2099 #1; X-Men #3

Not-Even-Remotely New Comics: The November 27 Edition (HERE BE SPOILERS!)

Detective Comics #1,016: Tomasi does something rare in this arc, organically replacing Norah for Victor as Mr. (now Mrs.) Freeze.  Marvel got a lot of heat when it rolled out gender changes  too quickly, shoehorning in diversity in some cases at the sacrifice of the story.  Tomasi does the opposite here.

First, he reveals that Lex Luthor gave Victor the B-Zero Serum from "Forever Evil" that created Bizarro.  We also learn that the Serum is toxic to the amygdala, the brain's emotional-processing center.  Victor admits to Batman that he thought that he could successfully limit the toxicity where Luthor failed but now realizes that he was wrong.  He agrees to work with Batman to try to heal Norah, but Norah doesn't want him to heal her.  She accuses him of not wanting to "save" her because he loves her but because he needs her "frozen in more ways than one to give [his] life meaning."  (Um, fair.)  She injects him with one of his "special syringes," which accelerates his internal temperature.  Batman is forced to put him in frozen stasis in Arkham as Norah plots in the backwoods of Canada to freeze the world.  

Rather than forcing a change in identity, Tomasi builds the story step by step here, to the point where you wonder if Batman wasn't in a better place with Victor as Mr. Freeze, given how capable Norah is throughout this issue.

The Last God #2:  Given the scope of the story that Johnson is telling, this issue is pretty to the point.

Thirty years in the past, Tyr and his brother Torma are part of a reaver party poised to raid a village.  Before they begin, Tyr realizes that it's all too quiet.  As they move through the village, Tyr and Torma discover a man and girl hiding in a barn cellar.  Tyr initially believes that they're hiding from the reavers, but the father tells Tyr that the girl's mother is still lurking around the village.  Yup, it's the thorn monsters.  (Do we have a name for them yet?)  Tyr escorts Torma, the man, and his daughter in flight through the marshes, but one of the monsters grabs Torma.  Tyr follows it underwater, but Torma speaks to Tyr telepathically as his eyes turn black, telling him to let him go because the Void is so beautiful.  Later, the girl badgers Tyr with questions, noting that Torma didn't seem like a reaver.  She earns a slap from her father and departs in a huff.  Tyr tells the father that she was right:  Torma wasn't a reaver; he just went where Tyr led him.  The father reveals that the girl is Cyanthe and tells us that she has Teymsong, an art that "folk" think is lost.  Tyr then notices the cut on the father's arm as Cyanthe encounters a young Veikko on the river banks;  Veikko warns Cyanthe to take care.

In the present, Monster-Tyr tells Cyanthe that she's hurting him with her arrows, and she tells Monster-Tyr that if he were really Tyr then he'd know that his pain would please her.  Veikko beseeches Cyanthe to run, but she refuses to abandon her kingdom.  Still, they're forced to retreat as the onslaught is too much.  Veikko cuts off a guildsman's bracelet -- clearly a magical item -- of some sort and throws it at Monster-Tyr, flagging it for Cyanthe.  Cyanthe utters a magic word and fires her arrow at it, causing Monster-Tyr to explode.  (Clearly, the Teymsong amplified her arrow, though we don't yet know that; the father doesn't reveal her powers until later in the issue.  As such, it's a great surprise.)  Meanwhile, Eyvindr continues to fight his way through the hordes of thorn monsters, and two of them allude to the Last God knowing who he was before he was born.  (One of them calls him "His Grace.")  

Preparing to depart Cyulí, Veikko orders Valko to take all the Aelvans to Tchakatla Tuo, and we learn that Veikko (I thought that she was a he last issue) is Valko's mother.  Valko is furious that his mother intends to go to the Black Stair, spitting "Ferryman King" in disgust after she uses it to justify her orders.  Eyvindr gets Cyanthe on a horse, as she's clearly weakened, and they escape the burning city.  Cyanthe insists on returning, but Veikko tells her that the city is lost and that she knows where her path leads.  Tears in her eyes, Cyanthe recites a poem about the fall of the gleaming city of Cyulí.

Eyvindr now rides with Veikko and asks her what she meant by her earlier comment that it was all a lie.  He comments that he's killed Hakkon the Shamed a thousand times on the play-yard, and he'd be lost if he learned that Tyr failed to kill Mol Uhltep.  Veikko dodges the question, telling him that they'll gather the old allies, starting with Skol and the Guild Eldritch.  When Eyvindr presses her, Veikko simply says that they did something terrible to kill Mol Uhltep because they thought that they must.  Veikko also seems to guess correctly that Cyanthe is becoming a creature of the Void, as she has a daydream where she encounters a crying Tyr along the riverbank where they met.  He ominously tells her that Mol Uhltep isn't done with them yet.

Again, Johnson does a good job of not tripping over his world building, though he does come close to it a few times.  Either way, this series is one of the most exciting new titles in recent years from me, an excellent use of DC's Black Label.  I'm in it for the long haul on this one.

New Mutants #2:  OK, this issue, this issue, I love.  The banter sounds like the appropriate banter, unlike the first issue.  Most importantly, I'm warming to the way that Hickman writes Roberto as a pampered, pompous asshole who you just can't help loving.

Hickman spends the first three pages giving us Bobby's (perhaps skewed) version of recent events, which mostly focuses on how handsome and smart he is.  He tells us that his Earth lawyers are good because they're expensive; the fact that he just signed everything they put in front of him to safeguard X-Corp while he's in space maybe calls into question the "smart" part.  After all, as the interstitial page mentions, the space lawyer that his Earth lawyers got sucked.)

Thankfully, Hickman also makes it clear that only Bobby thinks that he's going to convince Sam to leave his "space wife" and "space child" to come home; everyone else is there to see Sam and because Bobby promised to let them use his second-best house in Rio for Carnival.  (Totally understandable.)  After they're convicted and remanded into Sam and Smasher's custody, Bobby complains that Sam doesn't look a mess, winning him a punch from Smasher.  ("To say noting of the fact that we left the kid at home with someone who is not our regular babysitter to come babysit you."  I seriously feel you, Smasher.)

Beyond Smasher later telling Illyana to form a line for punching Bobby, I think my favorite moment was Sam expressing clear pride over Doug creating Krakoan and getting a seat on the Council, particularly given his sheer delight over how annoyed Bobby is that they didn't ask him.  This entire interaction is great, as they laugh over banter that clearly only the two of them find hilarious.  It makes my heart glad.  I hope we stay in space forever.

Punisher 2099 #1:  This issue is hard to follow, mostly because Nadler and Thompson really swing for the fences.  This review is longer than I expected, but this issue really breaks down the dynamics of this new 2099 timeline, particularly how a person's social score dictates the contours of his life.

The issues begins with Lt. Hector Tago and other Public Eye officers confronting a Thorite mob.  When a Thorite wielding two hammers comes close to braining a helmetless Public Eye officer, Tago opens fire, killing the Thorite.  This scene unfolds as Tago reviews his "Iris," a drone that accompanies him at all times and records everything that he sees, smells, tastes, and feels.  The Iris then uploads these memories to the Vision, creating an enormous Public Eye archive.  We learn that Tago has become a hero as a result of his actions.

Jake Gallows discovers Tago hacking into the Vision and is impressed, wondering why Tago didn't become part of Sector 14, the Public Eye's "proactionary cybercrime prevention" unit.  Tago tells Gallows that he's reviewing the Iris' files because the moment the Iris recorded doesn't match his memory of the encounter.  Gallows tells Tago that he understands; he used to review his feed constantly (particularly after Thorites murdered his family) before "they" outlawed doing so because it drags one's attention from the present.  Gallows tells Tago that his family's murder also didn't match his memory when he reviewed the footage; Gallows ascribes this discrepancy to the fact that rage no longer clouded his memory.  Perhaps most importantly, Tago reveals that his grandfather became a Thorite after his "social score," which we see displayed occasionally next to a character, tanked.

Later, Tago encounters a street-cleaning robot gone rogue, spouting anti-corporation rhetoric, particularly about how the social-scoring system is ruining everyone's lives.  Tago connects to the bot to shut down its processor, and he's stunned to discover that it possesses a human's consciousness.  The consciousness belongs to a man named Kenji Walker, a former Alchemax "UX designer" arrested for insider trading who joined the Thorites.  After Tago has disabled him, Gallows alleges the Thorites helped Walker upload his consciousness into the bot.  Tago isn't buying that, though, since the Thorites aren't tech-savvy.

As Tago tries to fix his broken Iris, Gallows later tells him that they found the guy who helped Walker:  Davis Dunn, a "high-ranking A.I. specialist" who also worked for Alchemax.  Tago expresses surprise that he'd be a Thorite, and Gallows says that a lifetime of Syn-C doses will cure that.  (We learn that Syn-C allows a "criminal" to continue working but limits his brain capacity.)  At home, Tago finally manages to download the raw footage of the initial encounter and discovers that the Thorite definitely wasn't holding two hammers; Tago shot an unarmed man trying to get the other Thorite to drop his hammer.

Tago visits his destitute grandfather in his attempt to confirm whether or not the Thorite was armed, but his grandfather notes that it wouldn't make a difference, because they carry hammers as an expression of their faith.  Tago then enters the Vision again and discovers all sorts of footage of Gallows mowing down Thorites.  Tago's social score begins to drop for his incursions into the archives.  He visits Dunn, who reveals that the Public Eye, not the Thorites, had him install Walker's consciousness into the bot, which we learn Walker only wanted so he could see his boyfriend again after getting banished to the slums (presumably for the insider trading).  In exchange, the Public Eye would up Dunn's social score and get him a new apartment.  But, the Public Eye reneged on the deal, and now he's "a workhorse by prescription."  (I don't get here why the Public Eye would want Walker to upload his consciousness into the bot or why Walker would go on a rant instead of using his new abilities to get to his boyfriend.  Dunn seems to imply someone other than the Public Eye caught him, but who else would review the security tapes to discover that he was working with Walker?)

In Brooklyn, the Thorites have created a Yggdrasil from human sacrifices, and the Public Eye arrives to save the citizens, with orders to prioritize ones with scores above 50,000.  Tago arrives as the Punisher to take on Gallows, who argues that the Vision is only "altruistically" tampering the feeds to make them more productive in saving people's lives.  ("When everything's so transitory, all we've got is efficiency.")  Tago then snaps Gallows neck, completing his transformation.  He publicly releases the unedited footage of him killing the Thorite and then visits his grandfather, explaining that Hector is dead, that he "got what he deserved."

I'm not really sure how I feel about this issue.  It isn't terrible, but Nadler and Thompson don't use the flashback scenes well, making it confusing to tell where we are in the story at times.  Also, I'm not really sure they convince us why Tago would sacrifice everything to become the Punisher.  For example, the Thorites murdered Gallows' family; his anger, we understand.  Tago just had his memories edited, which, for someone living in 2099, doesn't seem that bad by comparison.  Without a better explanation of Tago's motives, it just feels like he became the Punisher because he had to do so.  Oh, well.  You can't win them all.

Also Read:  Conan 2099 #1